recockulova Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 We've had some troubles lately with the Oceanic Kingdom and tech deals being completed. And then the leadership of the Oceanic Kingdom trying to wash their hands of all responsibility of honoring deals made under their banner. At first we tried helping: That didn't work. And so our protection was revoked. And then we tried talking to them. They deleted our posts on their forums complaining about bad deals. So then we tried scolding They blamed us for any and all problems that they have, and also claimed that there was "nothing they could do." So now we are left with Farkistan hereby announces the existence of a State of War between themselves and the Oceanic Kingdom. We do not seek to punish indiscriminately, so nations wishing to surrender will of course be given the opportunity. Except of course for Archduke Jack, whom we wish to keep around for the time being so that he may better teach us proper etiquette. tl;dr: Farkistan declares war on Oceanic Kingdom. Individual surrender terms are immediately available to those in war mode. PM your attacker for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulkan Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 War is immoral, if you're down with this put it in your sig. amidoinitright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 o7 Fark We're with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Slick Johnson declares... /wait what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 sounds good enjoy the war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I support this DoW because it made me laugh. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 We of course are behind our SuperFriend allies in this matter and will lend our support wherever it is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) So, it was like an alliance wide tech deal scamming thing? I doubt if it is needed, but we are here for any assists needed. o/ SF re-re-edit, spelgud damnit Edited March 17, 2009 by Alfred von Tirpitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofastleft Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 R&R declares their full support, love, and first born noob to Farkistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 At least I won't be in court while some kid says "this is where he touched me" again. Too small for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Forgive my ignorance but a quick search did not bring up anything. Does Oceanic Kingdom have any treaties that would come into effect here? Good luck to all on the battlefield and may those who seek peace obtain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binuru Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 /me looks around for a 60k-ish target... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDogg Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 we may not win this war, but we will make them fight every inch for their victory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treygreen13 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) I predict a flurry of activity on the Oceanic Kingdom information resource. Specifically the treaties section. Edited March 17, 2009 by treygreen13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCid Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Man, that's awesome! BLOOD! BLOOOD! Edited March 17, 2009 by ElCid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Teach them Farkistan! And if you need help you know we've got your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobbogon Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 o/ Fark and may admin, Fark, and every other alliance looking in for some n00b pwning, have mercy on their souls. *nodsnods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) We've had some troubles lately with the Oceanic Kingdom and tech deals being completed. And then the leadership of the Oceanic Kingdom trying to wash their hands of all responsibility of honoring deals made under their banner. Why are you going to war over tech deals being completed? Edited March 17, 2009 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathDealer Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Good hunting, friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 looks like they beat you to peace mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwoody Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I remember having to do this once. Happy hunting, I can only imagine the frustration you faced building up to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calixo Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 go get em FARKers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Dang it, you got me excited for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky22 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Why are you going to war over tech deals being completed? Haha. Ooooops. Nice catch. Apparently our grammar nazi's missed that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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