[Triyun]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the radioactive fires burn the Arabian Oil Reserves irreversibly creating Global Warming and half of West Eurasia is irradiated. I hereby declare victory on the War on the Environment.

Take that and shove it Al Gore.

OOC: More serious announcements to come later.

[Mergerberger II]

We would hold a parade, but we are all busy coughing up blood and removing extra limbs.

[Lynneth]

Triyun, on Feb 23 2009, 05:53 AM, said:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the radioactive fires burn the Arabian Oil Reserves irreversibly creating Global Warming and half of West Eurasia is irradiated. I hereby declare victory on the War on the Environment.

Take that and shove it Al Gore.

OOC: More serious announcements to come later.

Congratulations to the UFE.
We'll chill in our spacestation and make plans to colonise the Moon and Mars.

[Triyun]

Lynneth, on Feb 23 2009, 05:54 AM, said:

Congratulations to the UFE.
We'll chill in our spacestation and make plans to colonise the Moon and Mars.

Excellent. If you ever have interest in putting your brain in a robot body please let us know. Enjoy SPACE!

[KaiserMelech Mikhail]

Triyun, on Feb 23 2009, 04:53 AM, said:

Take that and shove it Al Gore.

OOC: very nice

[Lynneth]

Triyun, on Feb 23 2009, 05:56 AM, said:

Excellent. If you ever have interest in putting your brain in a robot body please let us know. Enjoy SPACE!

We will enjoy SPACE quite a bit, thank you, though we are not planning on transferring our minds into robot bodies just yet. But we'll bring enough towels for everyone.

[Tahsir]

Wait! How can UFE claim victory when all that jungle in Africa and South America, plus millions of acres of forest in Canada and Siberia?!


Claiming victory while only halfway done is a curse for a leader.

OOC: Mission Accomplished? :lol:

[Triyun]

Rest assured. As we speak, our cheap volatile chemical factories in Rebel Virginia are ruining prisitine North America wilderness.

[Vedran]

Tahsir Re, on Feb 22 2009, 11:10 PM, said:

Wait! How can UFE claim victory when all that jungle in Africa and South America, plus millions of acres of forest in Canada and Siberia?!

...

Not to mention all the unmelted ice shelves, penguins, clean water, and happy people on Antarctica.

[Generalissimo]

The radioactive fires from the oil fields are contributing to global warming.
Procinctia stands to gain significantly if global temperatures were to dramatically increase, the Bering Sea is COLD.

[Il Terra Di Agea]

With this announcement, and the unfavorable situations in Europe, I would like to make it known that Svalbard is clean and "warm".

[iamthey]

The Imperium would like to announce that it is hosting a military parade in honor of this great victory and would like to invite its allies and interested parties to attend. Our cities are domed and environment sealed so there is no need to dress for the cold of our nuclear winter.

[Vasili Markov]

Our wine industry is badly damaged since it relies on a good environment to produce the best wine.
We have little to celebrate as a result.

[V The King]

OOC: How odd. I just finished typing up a mock-story for Writing 12, which revolves around the reaction of the public on the day that Al Gore somehow seized control of most major websites and media outlets.

[Subtleknifewielder]

OOC: For those who can't tell, this is all a joke.

Tahsir Re, on Feb 22 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

Wait! How can UFE claim victory when all that jungle in Africa and South America, plus millions of acres of forest in Canada and Siberia?!


Claiming victory while only halfway done is a curse for a leader.

OOC: Mission Accomplished? :lol:

IC: The best way to deal with those is to napalm them, causing massive forest fires!

Vedran, on Feb 22 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

...

Not to mention all the unmelted ice shelves, penguins, clean water, and happy people on Antarctica.

Nuke those to melt the ice. We want to live in Waterworld!

This post has been edited by Subtleknifewielder: 23 February 2009 - 02:45 PM