[Emperor Rick]

A mysterious package was found at your nations capital, marked to your nation's leader.
From the defunct Republic of Arizona...?!?!

Taking no chances, your secret service bomb squad scans the package for explosive residue aswell for Chemical, Biological, and Nuclear signatures.

The scan detects no abnormalities.

Your agents decide to carefully open up the package to inspect further.

Inside the box they find Cake and a card

Happy Saturnelia/ Sol Invictus, or Christmas
From the RPA in exile
Love, Emperor Rick

[LeVentNoir]

The cake is burnt. Religious festivals are looked down upon as the thinkings of a older and less learned age.

[Lord Frost]

THe Caek is taken promptly to the Emperor after is is found to be perfectly safe. He shares it with his daughters and wife. When word of such a caek began to spread, the government immediately put out an official notice proclaiming such rumors as lies

OOC:

[Vince Sixx]

The cake was accepted by Forstellenic leaders and was eaten, it was a televised event.

[Otto Verteidiger]

We gave it to the guy who had a bad trip on acid while playing the video game Portal. Oh man, you should have heard him scream.

Then I gave it to my kitty cat, Fluffiton von Amerika. The Third.

He puked later on. We couldn't tell if it was because the cake was coconut or because... he's a cat. And cats just like to throw up.

Probably coconut. Even in exile, Rick somehow finds a way to piss people off. And cats.

OOC: Hey Rick, you live in Arizona? Cuz I'm in it right now for holidays. I'll find ya for nuking me in CNRP, punk! :jihad:

[NEWiley]

What happens when i eat it? Is that the catch?

[Emperor Rick]

Otto Verteidiger, on Dec 25 2008, 12:45 AM, said:

We gave it to the guy who had a bad trip on acid while playing the video game Portal. Oh man, you should have heard him scream.

Then I gave it to my kitty cat, Fluffiton von Amerika. The Third.

He puked later on. We couldn't tell if it was because the cake was coconut or because... he's a cat. And cats just like to throw up.

Probably coconut. Even in exile, Rick somehow finds a way to piss people off. And cats.

OOC: Hey Rick, you live in Arizona? Cuz I'm in it right now for holidays. I'll find ya for nuking me in CNRP, punk! :jihad:

OOC: holy crap! lol where in AZ?
I live in Chandler, so if you want to play where's waldo i just gave you a hint ;D

Nukes? On MY neighbors? I sowwie, <3

NEWiley, on Dec 25 2008, 12:46 AM, said:

What happens when i eat it? Is that the catch?

OOC: Death by cyanide in the delicious cake.... lol no, no catch.
(watches everyone else not accept the cake now )

That WAS a joke (making sure people know) i don't want to get hate mail in my secret hideout

This post has been edited by Emperor Rick: 25 December 2008 - 01:59 AM

[JEDCJT]

OOC: Emperor Rick! Does this mean you're back?

IC: Both Jed and Aaron were placing glasses of milk and plates of cookies next to the fireplace when an aide walked in, carrying a package. Scanning the package, both Jed and Aaron looked at the aide, perplexedly. The aide wordlessly shrugged and left.

Shrugging, both Jed and Aaron sat down and opened the package. To their delight, they found a delicious caek, from Emperor Rick. "Ah, Emperor Rick...he's a good chap." The brothers mused at the same time before getting their forks and digging in.

The spirit of Christmas is here, indeed...

This post has been edited by JEDCJT: 25 December 2008 - 01:57 AM

[Otto Verteidiger]

Emperor Rick, on Dec 25 2008, 02:55 AM, said:

OOC: holy crap! lol where in AZ?
I live in Chandler, so if you want to play where's waldo i just gave you a hint ;D

also I nuked you? I sowwie, my nation was being destroyed at the time:p

OOC: Mesa... not too far from Chandler. :jihad: Let's meet on highway 88 (scariest road I've ever been on).

[Emperor Rick]

JEDCJT, on Dec 25 2008, 12:56 AM, said:

OOC: Emperor Rick! Does this mean you're back?

IC: Both Jed and Aaron were placing glasses of milk and plates of cookies next to the fireplace when an aide walked in, carrying a package. Scanning the package, both Jed and Aaron looked at the aide, perplexedly. The aide wordlessly shrugged and left.

Shrugging, both Jed and Aaron sat down and opened the package. To their delight, they found a delicious caek, from Emperor Rick. "Ah, Emperor Rick...he's a good chap." The brothers mused at the same time before getting their forks and digging in.

The spirit of Christmas is here, indeed...

OOC: Yeah ill see where fate takes me

Otto Verteidiger, on Dec 25 2008, 12:57 AM, said:

OOC: Mesa... not too far from Chandler. :jihad: Let's meet on highway 88 (scariest road I've ever been on).

OOC: Yeah, seeing how im like just a block away from mesa
I propose a meeting at the Pacific Restaurant on Alma School and Arizona
(All you can eat Sushi, and other asian and American food)
We can discuss your terms of surrender there from the last war jk

This post has been edited by Emperor Rick: 25 December 2008 - 02:06 AM

[Firestorm]

President Firestorm expresses his outrage at the audacity of the dastardly Zombie who deliberately stomped on his cake and hopes that next year he'll get a chance to enjoy his cake without it being walked on by a Zombie.

[Otto Verteidiger]

Emperor Rick, on Dec 25 2008, 03:04 AM, said:

OOC: Yeah, seeing how im like just a block away from mesa
I propose a meeting at the Pacific Restaurant on Alma School and Arizona
(All you can eat Sushi, and other asian and American food)
We can discuss your terms of surrender there from the last war jk

OOC: Jeez you're good with the stealth edits Actually... sushi does sound really good... no one in my family here likes that stuff... meh. I'm going to bed, kind of curious what Mudd will respond with if he does

[Tahsir]

Unfortunately cake arrived frozen and stale, much regret is expressed over this now unedible cake. The card was nice though.

[Ranather]

The cake went completely ingored and left to rot on the front steps of the Forum.

( OOC: Eveyone here who would remember you is already dead )

[Sir Keshav IV]

The cake was received and sent to a house for the poor so that they can have a merry christmas while the government is in mourning.

[Rotavele]

Emperor Rotavele Gobles the cake up and takes a bite out of the card before noticing, Its a card.


OOC: Emperor Rick I remember you from awhile back ago but cant tell you who i was.


EDIT: OOC: God some of you people are so mean and anti-optimist, Just because idk how to spell it doesnt mean i dont know what it means

This post has been edited by Rotavele: 25 December 2008 - 05:18 AM

[Stefano Palmieri]

The Marquis finds the rotting cake on his doorstep when he returns from Africa. He feeds the rotting cake to some convicts for a laugh.

[HHAYD]

As the package gets dropped off in front of Heskan government building, a homeless person picks it up and runs for it before anyone else noticed. About a hour later, the homeless person was found puking from eating the cake.

This post has been edited by HHAYD: 25 December 2008 - 08:19 AM

[Firestorm]

HHAYD, on Dec 25 2008, 02:17 PM, said:

As the package gets dropped off in front of Heskan government building, a homeless person picks it up and runs for it before anyone else noticed. About a hour later, the homeless person was found puking from eating the cake.

OOC: ahahahahahahaahahahahahah...

IC: The Government of Boomtown wishes to denounce the Republic of Arizona for using biological weapons and committing acts of terrorism.

[Il Terra Di Agea]

Otto Verteidiger, on Dec 24 2008, 11:57 PM, said:

OOC: Mesa... not too far from Chandler. :jihad: Let's meet on highway 88 (scariest road I've ever been on).

OOC: Then you haven't driven down Pacific Coast Highway through the LA docks near longbeach. It is literally ten miles of SMGs, criminals, prostitution, bars, train tracks, and no law. It is the most unsettling experience ever .