Carpe Diem and Greenland Republic joint Dispatc

A few months ago, government members in Carpe Diem got together and discussed the possibility of proposing a treaty with our blue friends over in the Greenland Republic. Of course, before we could act, the probability of war was becoming more and more likely by the day.

That being the case, CD decided not to go further with their treaty plans. Not because we knew GR would get caught in a war, for we knew we'd also be fighting in that one. Rather, it was because going through the effort of writing and signing such a document would be rendered pointless if one or neither alliance made it out to see peace.

Today, we solidify our friendship with GR. They are good people, and their sense of humor is almost the same as ours, though perhaps a little bit crazier

I'm also proud to announce this treaty because it is the first one I wrote on my own. Some credit goes to Destructiox (cancellation clause) and Cairna (Article IV part 1 - though I may have tweaked this one a bit) as well as the inspiration that is the funnymen residing in #GR.

Well, thats enough sappy crap! o/ GR o/ CD

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The "You're no longer in danger of being attacked; let's hook up under the bleachers" Treaty

Preamble

The following treaty exists as electronic evidence that Carpe Diem (CD) and The Greenland Republic (GR) have had this treaty a long time coming. This pact will be a constant reminder of how much win both alliances are made of, and how this treaty near quadruples said win.

Article I: Non-Aggression - "Don't scuff our shoes"

Both signatories agree not to fight/bicker/!@#$%* slap each other in the showers. Fighting will only be permitted if the leaders of both alliances agree that it is for recreational purposes. Should some of the more unruly members of either signatory alliance scuff the shoes of a member of the other signatory, leaders should let the attacking nations leaders know so that the shoes can be paid for within seventy-two (72) hours of the initial scuffing. Also, both signatories agree not to peak in the other signatories diary.

Article II: Mutual Defense - "Dealing with bullies"

Both signatories agree that should the school bullies show up and start hassling a signatory of this treaty, the other signatory will step in and help its friend run away from the bully and avoid the all too painful wedgie. In the event that cheerleaders are watching, both signatories will fight hard until they both get peace.

Article III: Intelligence and Communication - "I phailed maths Sad"

Both signatories recognize that the other signatory lacks intelligence; however, if a signatory discovers some intelligence, whether by mistake or epiphany, it should be shared with the other signatory so that they don't feel in any way inferior to their ally. Whether either alliance knows anything or not, both signatories agree to have phone conversations on a nightly basis that are no shorter than one (1) hour in length, so as to catch up on each other and further our relationship.

Article IV: Optional Aggression - "Sometimes, Doggy-style is okay"

Both alliances recognize that the other is capable of doing it rough. In the event that one of the signatories is participating in aggressive doggy-style roughness, the other signatory reserves the option to participate, but only with the permission of the already aggressive signatory, to avoid accidents, injuries, and spillage.

Article V: Standing - "Get on your knees and show me how much you love me"

This treaty shall serve as a friendship that is unrivaled in the universe, with the exception of friendships and cliques that also ensure mutual defense...

Article VI: Truth - "Just so we're clear"

Bob admits that Cairna is superior to him in many, many ways. However, this part of the treaty is to be ignored if neither Cairna nor Bob can admit that Pyro is superior to both.

Article VI again: Cancellation - "This hurts me more than it hurts you"

If one signatory is not satisfied with the other's performance, the cancelling signatory alliance must let the other down gently, offering reassurance and blaming only themselves for the problems. After 'the talk' has been given, a two (2) week waiting period of Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position will follow to allow those final bits of Mutual Defense and Optional aggression before we go back and tell our families it's over.

Signed for:

Carpe Diem:
Arturion - Triumvir of Honor
Kirsten - Triumvir of Manipulating the Truth
Pyroman - Triumvir of Friendliness

Cairna - Director of Having Foreign and Exotic Affairs
*Rorschach - Deputy Director of having Foreign and Exotic Affairs
Destructiox - Director of Educa-ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.
Porojussi - Director of Financing our Brilliant World Take-Over Schemes
Isara - Director of Baring the Shame for All Internal Affairs
Steelese - Director of Trading Insults
Bionic Redhead - Director of Defending our Gold

Greenland Republic:

Bob - Polar Bear Commando and Penguin Lord
Drai - Natural selection will lead to 3 thumbs up!

Blacky - The Dish That Ran Away With The Spoon
ilselu1 - MoW/EIAMtbMo (Minister of Whatever Ivorybabe Allows Me to be Minister of)
Sande - Minister of Estonia Relations
Wurzel - I keep the firefighters in the library!

gn0x - 0bgn0x10u5
Shamedmonkey - Hatred and Rage Incarnate
Virillus - Warning: Dangerous when naked
Dark Wizard - Leader of the Insane Barney Posse'
Mathias - “Good relations with the Wookiees Carpe Diem, I has.”