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Announcement from TYR
Yesterday marks our first month on Planet Bob as an alliance. Now, we have a wonderful excuse for not making an announcement then. Lord Vachon got himself another concubine a while back, and decided that it was in the best interest of his other concubine that this remains in secrecy. However, yesterday, while one of our members, whose name will not be disclosed, was walking to the local alliance market square, he spotted Lord Vachon under the apple stand reading to this new concubine. What happened after this was all so fast... it felt like I blinked for a second, and there we were! Concubine vs. Concubine for Lord Vachon's "love." It was insane, I tell you! The concubines were having a corn eating contest! It lasted for such a long time. By midnight, the judge declared that it was a tie. The concubines were so pissed off that they started an apple pie baking contest. This, of course, was insane too! By 6 in the morning, the kitchen of TYR didn't have anymore room to stack the pies. At the end, the concubines decided that they will share Lord Vachon... and everyone celebrated by eating all the apple pies that were baked that morning.
After staying up for many hours, the triumvirs of TYR decided that today, we all should just sleep.
9 hours later, TYR is awake! After putting on our viking gears and getting ready to go to the Didgeridoos' Legs (alliance pub), we were stopped by a member of the alliance, with the announcement that TYR just went over the 100K NS mark!
TYR started out with 10 nations, with no more than 28K NS. I'm so proud of us, TYR!
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