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Although it is my wish this alliance came into being in more peaceful times it is out of War and Tempest this fine alliance has been born. My nation is 402 days old, I have been in Invicta for 402 days. I have served this alliance proudly during this time. However due to strong reservations about the path Invicta has taken in this conflict due to the fimsy CB of the cause they are fighting in support of, it became clear to me that the time was right to forge a new path.
I salute all the fine people at Invicta and wish I could have fought with them on the right side of the conflict. No hard feelings guys. Dont forget what I taught you!
Now to the matter at hand.
A.N.D.R.O.M.E.D.A stands firmly for justice and as such cannot condone the actions of Valhalla and GGA which formed the catalyst for this war. As such it declares itself in a state of war with the pretender alliance know as Andromeda. Why this particular group from so many rich targets?
Well it is not as if I really need a reason, (actually I guess I do because I am not one of the dominant bullies around here), is it but here it is.
Note - I have changed names in these logs to protect the innocent.
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<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Hi there, your alliance is very big and you are important in it - I want to be your friend <3
<ImportantAllianceLeader> And you are?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> I represent the mighty ANDROMEDA!!!!!!
<ImportantAllianceLeader> And you are?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> The most important person ever in CN
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> (Did I type that or just think it?)
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Whatever. Will you prostate yourself for me, cave to my every sordid demand, follow me with the blind devotion of a puppy dog and flip flop on issues often changing your decisions within minutes to those which best reflect mine?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Yesss master
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> *Grovel fawn*
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Cool. Get me a beer.
<ImportantAllianceLeader> And you are?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> I represent the mighty ANDROMEDA!!!!!!
<ImportantAllianceLeader> And you are?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> The most important person ever in CN
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> (Did I type that or just think it?)
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Whatever. Will you prostate yourself for me, cave to my every sordid demand, follow me with the blind devotion of a puppy dog and flip flop on issues often changing your decisions within minutes to those which best reflect mine?
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Yesss master
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> *Grovel fawn*
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Cool. Get me a beer.
Pretty pathetic behaviour lacking in sovereignty eh?
More follows...
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<ImportantAllianceLeader> Get off your knees - this is becoming tiresome.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Sorry master
<ImportantAllianceLeader> I need you for something.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Anything and with pleasure.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> *Bats eyelids/simpers*
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Follow us in an Unjust War to isolate our enemies of thought. Do this for me and you get to bask in my glorious ego and make redundant boosts of your importance and prowess.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> BRB - need some tissues.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Just tell me what to do.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Sorry master
<ImportantAllianceLeader> I need you for something.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Anything and with pleasure.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> *Bats eyelids/simpers*
<ImportantAllianceLeader> Follow us in an Unjust War to isolate our enemies of thought. Do this for me and you get to bask in my glorious ego and make redundant boosts of your importance and prowess.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> BRB - need some tissues.
<TheVacuumCleaner[Andromenda]> Just tell me what to do.
It is this kind of behaviour which has marked Andromeda out for my special attention. It is illustrative of the current attitude that nations/alliances must follow treaty ties above moral reasoning from fear and emotional blackmail. But this alliance is worse. It gladly and callously ingratiates itself to the alliances with the greatest scores and power. It has no underlying direction but the protection and goodwill of those better than itself. This carbuncle is a symptom of the greater malaise affecting the policits of CN. The good Doctor M6 Redneck is about to lance it.
I note on the logs posted - they have no bearing on reality. I just made them up. For this reason I can say with 100% certainty they are not faked as they are my work of fiction.
Does fiction mirror reality - you decide?
All Nations Demanding Reparations Of Ephraims Daft Organisation: Charter
*Anyone can join.
*All members must engage in warfare with the alliance Andromeda.
Surrender Terms for Andromeda.
Grow a backbone.
tl;dr
1 - Statement of existance
2 - Declaration of War
3 - Surrender Terms
Fianally a salute to all the alliances standing in opposition of this tyrany, and an extra special Arnold Rimmer Salute to those principled and dare I say, foolhardy brave, who cast aside their alliance ties to join the opressed, or to fight alone in the face of unstoppable odds.
To dream... the impossible dream...
To fight ... the unbeatable foe ...
To bear ... with unbearable sorrow ...
To run ... where the brave dare not go ...
To right ... the unrightable wrong ...
To love ... pure and chaste from afar ...
To try ... when your arms are too weary ...
To reach ... the unreachable star ...
This is my quest, to follow that star ...
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far ...
To fight for the right, without question or pause ...
To be willing to march into Hell, for a Heavenly cause ...
And I know if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest,
That my heart will lie will lie peaceful and calm,
when I'm laid to my rest ...
And the world will be better for this:
That one man, scorned and covered with scars,
Still strove, with his last ounce of courage,
To reach ... the unreachable star ...
A call to arms!
M6
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