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 Aug 5 2008, 10:51 PM
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 Too sexy for my shirt  Group: Members Posts: 1,987 Joined: 7-October 07 From: Aberdeen, Scotland Member No.: 6,796 Nation Name: Braveheart Alliance Name: None  |
If I was trying to pick up Empress I would say
"I like sunshine. Do you like sunshine?" -------------------- Signature removed for being too sexy.
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Aug 6 2008, 06:59 AM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,522 Joined: 5-September 07 From: Under your bed, no, I am serious, take a look Member No.: 1,610 Nation Name: Commie Land Alliance Name: The International |
QUOTE (Empress van Wain @ Aug 6 2008, 12:27 PM)  I've heard that "Hey, wanna &#$%?" works for King Comm. I call liez, tho.  ==Only works if you look the woman in the eye while saying it though. Also, make sure that when you make the first eye contact, don't look away immediately, maintain the eye contact. The "Hey, wanna &#$%?" line was not meant to be taken literally, there isn't actually a magical pick up line that will suddenly make women want to sleep with you, I merely use "Hey, wanna &#$%?" to demonstrate two important things, humour, and confidence, speak slowly and clearly, don't whisper and mumble, firm handshakes, maintain eye contact, tease them a little, make jokes about yourself, sit and stand upright or imitate their posture, don't fidget, don't cross the arms across the chest, don't make quick, jerky movements. This post has been edited by King Comm: Aug 6 2008, 07:02 AM -------------------- Signature removed for rules violations
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Aug 6 2008, 03:20 PM
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 More advanced than cookavich and Drai combined Group: Members Posts: 1,752 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Hotlanta Member No.: 5,753 Nation Name: Holy Empire of Splat Alliance Name: Mushroom Cloud Kingdom |
QUOTE (America @ Aug 4 2008, 11:33 PM) Hi, I'm part of the largest online nation and political action simulator in the world. Care to #%*? Tell them you're government. That works even better. QUOTE (Kevin the Great @ Aug 4 2008, 11:37 PM) Asking for pickup lines on CN is the second most stupid thing you could do. Using pickup lines is the most stupid. So very true. QUOTE (Lord GVChamp @ Aug 5 2008, 01:06 AM) That's because in Russia, girl picks up YOU! As much as I hate to say it, that one actually made me laugh. --------------------  COMPLEYNTS & GREEVESES - THE MOWST YUNIFIED BLOC ON THE WURLD Official saint [21:17] <JohnnyApocalypse[MFO]> On this day, Flak_attack[MK] has been dubbed a saint by MFO |
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Aug 6 2008, 03:26 PM
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 Keeper of Loose Screws Group: Members Posts: 2,221 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 718 Nation Name: Solamnia Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
Lol. Great thread so far.
A buddy of mine actually wound up succeeding with the line "I seem to have lost my pants. Mind if I wear yours?" -------------------- |
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Aug 6 2008, 03:34 PM
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 I do have laser vision. Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 5-August 08 Member No.: 22,990 Nation Name: New Serbia Alliance Name: The Immortals |
You walk up to the woman touch her shoulder, gently take some of her hair and smell it, then get close to her ear and whisper "My ex-wife used that same shampoo. Don't worry though, she's dead now."
This works. |
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Aug 6 2008, 05:17 PM
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 Eternity beckons Group: Members Posts: 3,746 Joined: 3-September 07 From: North Carolina Member No.: 656 Nation Name: Arkanodia Alliance Name: TPMA |
QUOTE (funkson22 @ Aug 5 2008, 06:55 PM) Pink up lines are stupid. Just be yourself and be funny. If you can make a girl laugh, she's usually yours. What do you have against pink lines? -------------------- QUOTE A powerful warlord was overseeing the sacking of a monastery when he discovered a monk meditating peacefully amid the mayhem. "Do you know who I am?" thundered the warlord. The monk remained silent. "I am a man who can kill you with this sword without batting an eyelid!" To this the monk calmly replied, "And I am a man who can be killed by that sword without batting an eyelid." The warlord, realizing his defeat, smiled, bowed, and left the monk at peace. |
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Aug 6 2008, 07:39 PM
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 Hello Group: Members Posts: 258 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 766 Nation Name: The Revolution Alliance Name: Viridian Entente |
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice. 
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Aug 7 2008, 01:47 AM
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 We have our ways of making you talk. Group: Members Posts: 7,760 Joined: 1-January 08 From: West Coast, USA Member No.: 12,176 Nation Name: Uberstein Empire |
 Perfect. -------------------- Uberstein's Inverse Law of Blackmail The more effective the Blackmail is; The less you want to know the secret CNRP: I do not recognize unplanned wars or the RP of people on my ignore list. Republic of Finland: Return of Uberstein RoF Factbook RoF News |
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Aug 7 2008, 01:52 AM
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 I'm kind of a big deal Group: Members Posts: 1,439 Joined: 14-October 07 From: Internet Member No.: 7,301 Nation Name: iTexas Alliance Name: Bel Air |
Do you use windex in your vagina? I see myself in it.
--------------------  I'd post a link to Bel Air boards, but apparently the CN boards banned our link. I proudly sacrificed my nation, and flew RAD AA during the RAD-NSO war. |
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Aug 7 2008, 02:31 PM
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 srsly, i Am not ilLitErate, i just nevar proof reAdz. Group: Members Posts: 4,263 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Nowhere, Colorado Member No.: 1,022 Nation Name: Nation of Wolverine Alliance Name: World Task Force |
"I can make your bedrock like Fred Frintstone."
"Do you work for UPS? Oh, I could have sworn you were looking at my package" "Hey baby. I am the frontman for that band ____, wanna have sex?" "Hello member of the female species, for I have the utmost respect for, I would like to inquire about your availability to dine with me?" "Nice rack there." "Hey, can I borrow a quarter to call my tight mom?" "Can I touch your ____ ?"
-------------------- QUOTE (Herakles @ Jun 6 2009, 07:40 PM) I will provide a source but I WILL NOT BE NAGGED ^Most epic Boiler Room post ever. QUOTE DNA science surrounds us, but in this one realm we seem unwilling to accept its facts. Juries are willing to put people to death based upon the variations in DNA, but they're not willing to understand the mechanism that creates that variation and shapes what makes humans different from other beings. It's a blindness. Sean Carrol, Molecular Biologist |
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Aug 7 2008, 05:01 PM
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 Reloaded. Group: Members Posts: 782 Joined: 3-September 07 From: U.S. Member No.: 403 Nation Name: Galtopia |
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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Aug 7 2008, 05:13 PM
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 fappers will be kicked Group: Members Posts: 2,061 Joined: 7-August 08 From: Arizona Member No.: 23,073 
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"I'd like to take you home right now.... so you can meet my mom"
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Aug 7 2008, 05:39 PM
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 RIP Sean Taylor Group: Members Posts: 1,805 Joined: 6-September 07 Member No.: 2,101 Nation Name: Gooberland Alliance Name: New Polar Order |
QUOTE (BaronUberstein @ Aug 7 2008, 03:47 AM) Perfect. That is so full of win it need two awesome smilies
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Aug 8 2008, 01:19 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 5 Joined: 8-August 08 Member No.: 23,106 Nation Name: toothpick Alliance Name: Valhalla |
lets play house you be the door and ill slam you all night
lets play army ill lay down and you can blow the $#$@ out of me 
-------------------- I am me and theres nothing you can do about it
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Aug 8 2008, 01:24 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 807 Joined: 6-September 07 Member No.: 2,139 
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Are you a trumpet? Because you're making me horny.
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Aug 8 2008, 10:00 PM
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 Ruler of Pies Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 29-February 08 From: Killwaukee, Wiscompton Member No.: 14,378 Nation Name: The Metalocalypse Alliance Name: Įsgaršr CN:TE Nation Name: The Gears CN:TE Alliance Name: MHA |
"Hi, I am a sensitive guy who likes haveing deep conversations about life and the future."
then next thing ya know...BAM -------------------- |
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Aug 8 2008, 10:46 PM
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 No matching nation. Group: Posts: 158 Joined: 6-July 08 Member No.: 21,701 Nation Name: The Gnomeland Alliance Name: none |
"You've got something in your eye. No, wait. It's a sparkle."
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Aug 9 2008, 10:03 AM
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 100% warning level = banned Group: Posts: 571 Joined: 20-October 07 From: #@!& Yeah, America Member No.: 7,685 Nation Name: Moorington Alliance Name: The Order of Light |
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Do you have a boyfriend? [Yes] Well then, call me when you want a man friend. -------------------- I gave up on signatures a long time ago.
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Aug 9 2008, 10:13 AM
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 Imperial Group: Members Posts: 780 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Oklahoma Member No.: 413 Nation Name: Schecterville Alliance Name: Imperial Assault Alliance |
"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"
-If you're at a restaurant and you're interested in the person taking your order- "Yes, I'd like *something*,*something*, and your phone number" "So did it hurt?" "Huh?" "Falling from heaven" "Damn girl, if you were a plant, I'd grow a whole field of ya'll." -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2008, 10:27 PM
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 No Nation/Ruler Match Group: Posts: 1,147 Joined: 22-April 08 Member No.: 17,028 Nation Name: Antium Alliance Name: None |
Lamest:
"Want a raisin? How about a date?" "Are you from the Carribean? 'Cause Jamican' me crazy." "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first" -------------------- [center]
 The Past Is Only The Future With The Lights On QUOTE (jerdge) They won't be released: they will free themselves. Fire Lord of the Federation of Imperial Red Empires Former Emperor of The Realm</div> |
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