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 Aug 5 2008, 04:23 PM
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"I like Pokemon. Do you like pokemon?"
-------------------- "And the spell was a compulsive, terrible thing, having a power over evil dreams and over spirits of ill; for it was a verse of forty lines in many languages, both living and dead, and had in it the word wherewith the people of the plains are wont to curse their camels, and the shout wherewith the whalers of the north lure the whales shoreward to be killed, and a word that causes elephants to trumpet; and every one of the forty lines closed with a rhyme for "wasp.""
-Lord Dunsany "All Power to the Socialist Industrial Union!" -SLP slogan |
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Aug 5 2008, 04:38 PM
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 There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ. Group: Members Posts: 13,305 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
QUOTE (Vindrstoc @ Aug 5 2008, 03:23 PM)  "I like Pokemon. Do you like pokemon?" Everyone, take note of this masterful line here. It is sure to get you any date you could possibly want. --------------------  QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 5 2008, 04:55 PM
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 House of FUNK Group: Posts: 247 Joined: 5-September 07 Member No.: 1,630 Nation Name: WC Bushido Alliance Name: none |
Pink up lines are stupid. Just be yourself and be funny. If you can make a girl laugh, she's usually yours.
-------------------- <~Rebel_Virginia> The NAAC is full of ex-NAAC members.
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Aug 5 2008, 04:56 PM
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 The problem of leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? Group: Members Posts: 1,981 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Salusa Secondus Member No.: 2,705 Nation Name: Shire Alliance Name: Phoenix Rising |
QUOTE (King Penchuk @ Aug 5 2008, 12:50 PM) Impossible. People who play CN have never actually talked to girls. sigged. Thank you. -------------------- I'm pretty much the most important guy you don't need to know. |
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Aug 5 2008, 06:09 PM
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 Everything All The Time. Group: Members Posts: 4,835 Joined: 7-September 07 From: Glasgow, Scotland. Member No.: 2,260 Nation Name: Republic of Jutland Alliance Name: UMBRELLA CN:TE Nation Name: Ruler Name CN:TE Alliance Name: Ordo Paradoxia |
God people use pick up lines?
-------------------- Umbrella Triumvir  "Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die" |
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Aug 5 2008, 06:18 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 12-May 08 Member No.: 17,975 Nation Name: Viltvodle VI Alliance Name: TYR |
Smart (maybe a little too smart) and witty (to some):
"I wish I were DNA helicase. Then I could unzip your genes." "I wish I were sine squared, and you were cos squared, then we could be one." "You're as cute as 3.14" There's another math one about lying tangent to curves, but I don't remember it..... physics class was fun. -------------------- Signature removed for rules violations.
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Aug 5 2008, 06:35 PM
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There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ. Group: Members Posts: 13,305 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
QUOTE (Lottario @ Aug 5 2008, 05:18 PM) There's another math one about lying tangent to curves, but I don't remember it..... physics class was fun. The joke was "Are you a differential function? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves!" Lame jokes like that rock. -------------------- QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 5 2008, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (Lottario @ Aug 5 2008, 08:18 PM) Smart (maybe a little too smart) and witty (to some): "I wish I were DNA helicase. Then I could unzip your genes." "I wish I were sine squared, and you were cos squared, then we could be one." "You're as cute as 3.14" There's another math one about lying tangent to curves, but I don't remember it..... physics class was fun. "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." -------------------- |
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Aug 5 2008, 06:41 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 12-May 08 Member No.: 17,975 Nation Name: Viltvodle VI Alliance Name: TYR |
QUOTE (Esau of Isaac @ Aug 5 2008, 08:35 PM) The joke was "Are you a differential function? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves!" Lame jokes like that rock. QUOTE (Uncle Stalin @ Aug 5 2008, 08:37 PM) "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." There we go. I've made it a point to try and forget calculus, since I'll never have to deal with it or physics again. Thanks, both of you 
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Aug 5 2008, 06:43 PM
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 Too sexy for my shirt Group: Members Posts: 1,987 Joined: 7-October 07 From: Aberdeen, Scotland Member No.: 6,796 Nation Name: Braveheart Alliance Name: None |
"I'm longer than Pi."
BAM! Made that one up on the spot. Gimme my woman. -------------------- Signature removed for being too sexy.
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Aug 5 2008, 08:27 PM
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 <3 Sunshine <3 Group: Members Posts: 1,098 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Alabama Member No.: 482 Nation Name: Chimera Alliance Name: The Legion |
I've heard that "Hey, wanna &#$%?" works for King Comm. I call liez, tho.
 But out of all seriousness, a pickup line that kept me giggling for hours (it was late at night, lol): If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful. And one that actually got me: Wanna SPAM with me? XD --------------------  w a i n of Chimera Remember District of York Sept. 2006 - July 2009 |
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Aug 5 2008, 08:31 PM
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 Ruler of Pies Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 29-February 08 From: Killwaukee, Wiscompton Member No.: 14,378 Nation Name: The Metalocalypse Alliance Name: Įsgaršr CN:TE Nation Name: The Gears CN:TE Alliance Name: MHA |
"Did you pass gas? Cause you're blowing me away?"
"Uhg i think someone farted, lets get out of here." -------------------- |
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Aug 5 2008, 08:39 PM
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The problem of leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? Group: Members Posts: 1,981 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Salusa Secondus Member No.: 2,705 Nation Name: Shire Alliance Name: Phoenix Rising |
"Are you tired, cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day."
"Is your dad a thief, cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." Or lets $%&@. I prefer the last option as it gets results no matter what.
-------------------- I'm pretty much the most important guy you don't need to know. |
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Aug 5 2008, 08:59 PM
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 Generic member title Group: Members Posts: 133 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 1,039 Nation Name: Balognia Alliance Name: TOOL |
"You'll do."
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Aug 5 2008, 09:08 PM
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There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ. Group: Members Posts: 13,305 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
Wait, wait, how about:
"Are you from Venus, because your body's out of this world!" "You don't work at UPS, do you? Because I could'a swore I saw you checking out my package!" "Those clothes look good on you, but baby they'd look better on my bedroom floor." "That must be jam, 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that." -------------------- QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 5 2008, 09:08 PM
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 We have our ways of making you talk. Group: Members Posts: 7,760 Joined: 1-January 08 From: West Coast, USA Member No.: 12,176 Nation Name: Uberstein Empire |
QUOTE (Esau of Isaac @ Aug 5 2008, 08:08 PM) Wait, wait, how about: "Are you from Venus, because your body's out of this world!" "You don't work at UPS, do you? Because I could'a swore I saw you checking out my package!" "Those clothes look good on you, but baby they'd look better on my bedroom floor." "That must be jam, 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that." All of those are from 8bit theater.
-------------------- Uberstein's Inverse Law of Blackmail The more effective the Blackmail is; The less you want to know the secret CNRP: I do not recognize unplanned wars or the RP of people on my ignore list. Republic of Finland: Return of Uberstein RoF Factbook RoF News |
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Aug 5 2008, 09:23 PM
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Too sexy for my shirt Group: Members Posts: 1,987 Joined: 7-October 07 From: Aberdeen, Scotland Member No.: 6,796 Nation Name: Braveheart Alliance Name: None |
"Are you a flat tyre? Cause I wanna pump you."
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Aug 5 2008, 09:32 PM
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<3 Sunshine <3 Group: Members Posts: 1,098 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Alabama Member No.: 482 Nation Name: Chimera Alliance Name: The Legion |
*lick fingers and wipe them on her shirt*
Let's get you out of those wet clothes. I swear, if a guy ever said that to me, I'd annihilate him. Mainly because I don't want his slobber on my shirt. 
This post has been edited by Empress van Wain: Aug 5 2008, 09:32 PM -------------------- w a i n of Chimera Remember District of York Sept. 2006 - July 2009 |
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Aug 5 2008, 10:24 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Posts: 670 Joined: 24-October 07 From: Alberta Member No.: 7,959 Nation Name: The Arctic Alliance Name: Greenland Republic |
If you were a hamburger, you'd be the McGorgeous.
My friend actually tried that. I ended up picking up that girl
This post has been edited by BearCavalry: Aug 5 2008, 10:25 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Gran the Terrible @ Jun 7 2008, 06:00 PM) I'm over 21, I can legally go to the convenience store right now and buy a 30pack of bud light and a carton of cigarettes, and then I could go through the McDonald's drivethrough and pick up a supersize value meal with a chocolate shake. I'm so glad the government is looking out for my health by banning weed. :rolleyes: QUOTE (Gran the Terrible @ Jan 17 2008, 08:33 PM) You could find a blue vest and pretend to be a Walmart greeter and tell customers to go die in a fire as they walk in the door. |
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Aug 5 2008, 10:45 PM
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 ALL HAIL WINDOWS GIRL! Group: Members Posts: 10,577 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 2,557 Nation Name: Quanda Alliance Name: GREEN TEAM! |
QUOTE (Empress van Wain @ Aug 5 2008, 10:32 PM) *lick fingers and wipe them on her shirt* Let's get you out of those wet clothes. I swear, if a guy ever said that to me, I'd annihilate him. Mainly because I don't want his slobber on my shirt. *dumps a bucket of water on Wain* Let's get you out of those wet clothes
--------------------  QUOTE (Ethan Smith @ Nov 7 2009, 01:31 AM) I know how it feels to be overlooked. Just be an !@#$%^& more often, it'll help. ^how to succeed in the Boiler Room! :awesome: |
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