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 Aug 4 2008, 10:20 PM
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 There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ.  Group: Members Posts: 13,305 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization  |
QUOTE (Lord GVChamp @ Aug 4 2008, 09:08 PM)  The rules prohibit me from sharing my econ pick up lines, I'm pretty sure. But, I heard that if you sign up at the FCC forums and go here, you can find them! "Baby, I know all the sensitive spots in YOUR demand curve. Open up your economy, and I’ll show you what an inelastic supply curve can do for your marketplace" That is ridiculously awesome. --------------------  QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:21 PM
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 The Bringer of Satisfaction Group: Members Posts: 5,439 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 555 Nation Name: America |
QUOTE (Esau of Isaac @ Aug 5 2008, 04:20 AM) "Baby, I know all the sensitive spots in YOUR demand curve. Open up your economy, and I’ll show you what an inelastic supply curve can do for your marketplace" That is ridiculously awesome. Wow, that is insane! -------------------- 1000+ Day Member
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Aug 4 2008, 10:26 PM
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 Not there, there! Group: Members Posts: 2,007 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 548 Nation Name: Realm Alliance Name: Mushroom Kingdom |
Don't use a pick up line. What's worked for me in the past is the old art of bull shitting. Example: if you're on the subway and a girl is reading a book, pretend that you've read it, or that you've read other stuff by that author. It gets a conversation going and she might be interseted. If she isn't, then shrug it off and move on.
Rejection isn't the end. It's a big sea out there -- you'll find a fish that bites. --------------------  [15:25] <choop-lurks> sithis you are a frightening and dangerous opponent |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:27 PM
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 ALL HAIL WINDOWS GIRL! Group: Members Posts: 10,577 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 2,557 Nation Name: Quanda Alliance Name: GREEN TEAM! |
QUOTE (Esau of Isaac @ Aug 4 2008, 11:20 PM) "Baby, I know all the sensitive spots in YOUR demand curve. Open up your economy, and I’ll show you what an inelastic supply curve can do for your marketplace" That is ridiculously awesome. Yes they are  Don't use them, though...you might...uhhhh...well, never mind --------------------  QUOTE (Ethan Smith @ Nov 7 2009, 01:31 AM) I know how it feels to be overlooked. Just be an !@#$%^& more often, it'll help. ^how to succeed in the Boiler Room! :awesome: |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:40 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 26-June 08 Member No.: 20,643 Nation Name: San Lorenzon |
I'm just remembering the time my buddy and I were hanging out at a bar and really attractive girl walked by and he said "You know, the only way I could ever get a girl like that would be to dress in all black and get a bottle of chloroform."
In other news, that same buddy was recently paroled. Now let us never speak of this again. How about, "So you want to come back to my place for a glass of genuine, sparkling tap water? But I have to get up early, so you better keep your hands to yourself." This post has been edited by raulduke: Aug 4 2008, 10:41 PM |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:47 PM
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 The Sausage King of Chicago Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 4-December 07 Member No.: 10,690 Nation Name: Burgundy |
QUOTE (SoxNation @ Aug 4 2008, 08:37 PM) if you want some honest advice, pick up lines don't work. PERIOD. just talk to a girl and be nice, and pretend to be interested in what she says.. Just do that, or you could say "Damn beezy you look hella fine," which works every time. -------------------- former member of Legio X, the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance, Greenland Republic, and Echelon Join the R[EVOL]UTION |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:04 PM
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 Yes, I'm here. Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Russia Member No.: 8,213 
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QUOTE (SoxNation @ Aug 5 2008, 07:37 AM) if you want some honest advice, pick up lines don't work. PERIOD. just talk to a girl and be nice... QUOTE (Kevin the Great @ Aug 5 2008, 07:37 AM) Asking for pickup lines on CN is the second most stupid thing you could do. Using pickup lines is the most stupid. This and this. Peculiar enough, there are no pick-up lines in Russian. Period. Only if you translate some English ones. --------------------  *Silents Personal Wiki Page*'Failure of Democratic CN Leftism'*You have the right to be Silenced* QUOTE (Kenadian_2006 @ Jul 29 2008, 09:58 AM) Remind me not to cross you. Ever. |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:06 PM
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ALL HAIL WINDOWS GIRL! Group: Members Posts: 10,577 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 2,557 Nation Name: Quanda Alliance Name: GREEN TEAM! |
QUOTE (Silent @ Aug 5 2008, 12:04 AM) This and this. Peculiar enough, there are no pick-up lines in Russian. Period. Only if you translate some English ones. That's because in Russia, girl picks up YOU!
-------------------- QUOTE (Ethan Smith @ Nov 7 2009, 01:31 AM) I know how it feels to be overlooked. Just be an !@#$%^& more often, it'll help. ^how to succeed in the Boiler Room! :awesome: |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:12 PM
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 Celtic minded Group: Members Posts: 877 Joined: 22-March 08 From: Glasgow, Scotland Member No.: 15,575 Nation Name: Republic of Scotland Alliance Name: Nations of Ascended Honor |
QUOTE (dvmai @ Aug 5 2008, 04:14 AM) I'm looking for smart and witty pick up lines that actually have a chance of working... There aren't any pick-up lines that have a chance of working. If there was a magic sentance that could make knickers fly off instantly, wouldn't every man in the world know it already? -------------------- |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:16 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 375 Joined: 29-December 07 Member No.: 12,055 Nation Name: new poland Alliance Name: none |
Pick up lines don't work.
Just talk to the girl. Ask her questions about herself. Girls love to talk about themselves. Make comments about what she talks about to show that you are listening (or at least pretend to listen). It's OKAY to give her compliments, but take it slow and easy, don't smother her with them. Just play it cool. But anyway here's an old gem just for the lulz: "Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out." This post has been edited by Tomcat: Aug 4 2008, 11:20 PM |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:20 PM
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There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ. Group: Members Posts: 13,305 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
QUOTE (Silent @ Aug 4 2008, 10:04 PM) Peculiar enough, there are no pick-up lines in Russian. Period. Only if you translate some English ones. I very highly doubt that, though I'd have to ask a few others to verify or deny your statement. It just does not seem very likely, to me. -------------------- QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:38 PM
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 Newbie Group: Posts: 4 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 22,964 Nation Name: Federalist Republic |
"I once touched Trotsky's goatee."
Women will throw their panties at you in an instant. -------------------- “The chief business of the American people is business.” – Calvin Coolidge.
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Aug 4 2008, 11:59 PM
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 Strike Witches, lol. Group: Members Posts: 1,325 Joined: 30-May 07 Member No.: 215 
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"hey, it looks like you dropped something" ...wait while she bends over...
*bam* "SUPRISE!" --------------------  |
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Aug 5 2008, 01:15 AM
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 Kitty nooooo! Group: Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Illinois Member No.: 692 
Nation Name:Great Pwnage Alliance Name: The Order of Righteous Nations |
QUOTE (Jagged Fel @ Aug 4 2008, 11:17 PM) "Hey I'm [insert name here]" Most successful one ever. Holy !@#$, a real answer that works! This post has been edited by bigwoody: Aug 5 2008, 01:16 AM -------------------- Retired old man. Get off my lawn!
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Aug 5 2008, 02:38 AM
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 We have our ways of making you talk. Group: Members Posts: 7,760 Joined: 1-January 08 From: West Coast, USA Member No.: 12,176 Nation Name: Uberstein Empire |
Rent a toddler, makes it look like you have commitment.
-------------------- Uberstein's Inverse Law of Blackmail The more effective the Blackmail is; The less you want to know the secret CNRP: I do not recognize unplanned wars or the RP of people on my ignore list. Republic of Finland: Return of Uberstein RoF Factbook RoF News |
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Aug 5 2008, 02:50 AM
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Yes, I'm here. Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Russia Member No.: 8,213
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QUOTE (Lord GVChamp @ Aug 5 2008, 09:06 AM) That's because in Russia, girl picks up YOU! HAH, IF ONLY I still dislike those jokes though 
-------------------- *Silents Personal Wiki Page*'Failure of Democratic CN Leftism'*You have the right to be Silenced* QUOTE (Kenadian_2006 @ Jul 29 2008, 09:58 AM) Remind me not to cross you. Ever. |
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Aug 5 2008, 05:39 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,147 Joined: 28-September 07 Member No.: 6,076 Nation Name: Jormungandia |
QUOTE just talk to a girl and be nice, and pretend to be interested in what she says.. Or be even more novel and actually try to be interested in what she says. QUOTE "hey, it looks like you dropped something" ...wait while she bends over... *bam* "SUPRISE!" Sexual assault is totally awesome
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Aug 5 2008, 06:15 AM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,544 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 392 Nation Name: Rakkis Alliance Name: The Phoenix Federation |
You would be surprised how often "Hi I'm xxx - fancy a shag later?" works
--------------------  02:26:52 <Batallion>: we managed to coordinate a 3-way break-off flank attack on our enemies |
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Aug 5 2008, 07:03 AM
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 Too sexy for my shirt Group: Members Posts: 1,987 Joined: 7-October 07 From: Aberdeen, Scotland Member No.: 6,796 Nation Name: Braveheart Alliance Name: None |
QUOTE (auto98 @ Aug 5 2008, 01:15 PM) You would be surprised how often "Hi I'm xxx - fancy a shag later?" works Never? -------------------- Signature removed for being too sexy.
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Aug 5 2008, 07:28 AM
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Celtic minded Group: Members Posts: 877 Joined: 22-March 08 From: Glasgow, Scotland Member No.: 15,575 Nation Name: Republic of Scotland Alliance Name: Nations of Ascended Honor |
QUOTE (Scott Robb @ Aug 5 2008, 02:03 PM) Never? You've never been out late in Newcastle, have you? -------------------- |
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