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Aug 25 2008, 03:57 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: Posts: 11 Joined: 18-August 08 Member No.: 23,527 Nation Name: CleansVille Alliance Name: Memento Mori |
You walk up to the woman touch her shoulder, gently take some of her hair and smell it, then get close to her ear and whisper "My ex-wife used that same shampoo. Don't worry though, she's dead now." This works. i lol'd Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place? Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. You know what would look great on you? Me. Can I read your T shirt in brail? only one i can use... -------------------- Signature removed for rules violations.
Lolz. My Nation Current Badges of MM.... N/A Come Visit Memento Mori! |
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Aug 25 2008, 05:31 PM
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![]() The German Turk Assasinator ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 12,286 Joined: 9-September 07 From: Somewhere, I think Member No.: 2,887 Nation Name: Bremer Reich |
Don't use pick up lines. Try to be nice to girls and get to know them a bit, then if all goes well ask them out. Pick up lines can work but it is very unlikely, unless the girl likes you a lot, in which case it shouldn't be a problem to get her with or without Pick-Up lines. Unless your Pick Up lines are something lame such as "I play a Political Simulator named Cybernations." Though I do know 2 hot girls who have played CN and like it, it is very rare for girls in the real world to know/like CN.
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Aug 25 2008, 05:32 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 678 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Northern Antarctica Member No.: 8,255 Nation Name: Ptolopskan Alliance Name: Kronos |
"Hey, wanna $%&@ around?"
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Aug 25 2008, 05:35 PM
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![]() The German Turk Assasinator ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 12,286 Joined: 9-September 07 From: Somewhere, I think Member No.: 2,887 Nation Name: Bremer Reich |
"Hey, wanna $%&@ around?" Yeah, I'm sure this will work wonders. Hey OP use this line, it is EPIC WIN! Also tell us the result. -------------------- ![]() Economic Left/Right: -3.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28 |
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Aug 25 2008, 06:04 PM
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![]() Reloaded. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 782 Joined: 3-September 07 From: U.S. Member No.: 403 Nation Name: Galtopia |
Pass her a note written on a napkin:
Can I put my penis in your vagina? y- [ ] n- [ ] Has worked wonders in my experience. -------------------- ![]() |
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Aug 25 2008, 06:11 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 60 Joined: 30-April 08 From: Toronto,Canada Member No.: 17,457 Nation Name: Confederate Germany Alliance Name: Nordreich |
how much does a polar bear way?
enough to break the ice,can i get yo number or Ask her what her fav color is.... ex.blue Sweet wanna have sex This post has been edited by General Hurst: Aug 25 2008, 06:13 PM |
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Aug 25 2008, 06:17 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 678 Joined: 28-October 07 From: Northern Antarctica Member No.: 8,255 Nation Name: Ptolopskan Alliance Name: Kronos |
I'm pretty sure "lol" should count as "yes". And I wouldn't worry about war with the Dark Templar, King Daniel. They only have about 3 nations low enough to attack any of you. Pass her a note written on a napkin: Can I put my penis in your vagina? y- [ ] n- [ ] Has worked wonders in my experience. Lmao. And, Dennis, it does work wonders =p -------------------- ![]() Harbinger of War for Kronos I make signatures, for a price. |
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Aug 25 2008, 09:44 PM
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![]() the devil with the soulpatch ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 12,918 Joined: 29-June 07 Member No.: 336 Nation Name: Amead Alliance Name: Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism |
pick up lines suck. People who use pick up lines suck.
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Aug 25 2008, 09:50 PM
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![]() I have been confirmed to be not a troll. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Posts: 1,412 Joined: 15-June 08 From: Sacramento, California Member No.: 19,777 Nation Name: United Legion Alliance Name: The Legion CN:TE Nation Name: Awesomecaeks CN:TE Alliance Name: The Legion |
There are 206 Bones in the human body, would you like one more in you?
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Aug 25 2008, 10:12 PM
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![]() Those black mages and I. Are we... the same? ![]() Group: Senior Staff Game Expert Posts: 3,242 Joined: 24-February 08 From: Neptune Member No.: 14,088 Nation Name: Quans Dwelling Alliance Name: CN Staff CN:TE Nation Name: Suggestion Boxtopia CN:TE Alliance Name: CN Staff |
Gravedig, I close.
-------------------- the sig buster! 309 and counting.
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