 Pick up lines, I'm trying to pick up some chicks |
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 Aug 4 2008, 09:14 PM
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Member  Group: Members Posts: 27 Joined: 26-March 08 Member No.: 15,797 Nation Name: Iplaytowin Alliance Name: Echelon  |
I'm looking for smart and witty pick up lines that actually have a chance of working...
I've looked some up on the internet and most of them are pretty lame... Help me out please! |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:15 PM
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 BoA ^_^ Group: Members Posts: 5,062 Joined: 20-February 08 Member No.: 13,835 Nation Name: Gebiv Alliance Name: Nueva Vida |
I don't know any, sorry.
-------------------- The Capitalist State of Gebiv QUOTE [18:06] <Vedran[ION]> I don't keep track of your leaders, Gebiv, they all have the same name and it hurts my brain. |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:15 PM
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 Behind Every Silver Lining There Is A Cloud Group: Posts: 910 Joined: 8-March 08 Member No.: 14,839 Nation Name: House of Cash Alliance Name: Unaligned, EZI. |
Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?
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Aug 4 2008, 09:16 PM
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 Newbie Group: Posts: 4 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 22,964 Nation Name: Federalist Republic |
“As of right now, I’m rash free.”
“I make murals with my own feces.” 
-------------------- “The chief business of the American people is business.” – Calvin Coolidge.
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Aug 4 2008, 09:18 PM
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 The Ruler of All the World Group: Members Posts: 3,875 Joined: 7-September 07 Member No.: 2,343 Nation Name: Paradise City Alliance Name: The International |
Because CN is the best place to ask for clever pick up lines
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Aug 4 2008, 09:19 PM
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 It's totally Christmas guys Group: Members Posts: 573 Joined: 29-June 07 From: Tulsa, OK Member No.: 340 
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So, how do you feel about roofies? I just put one in your drink.
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Aug 4 2008, 09:20 PM
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 There's an official anime girl for Windows. Jesus Christ. Group: Members Posts: 13,298 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Santee, California Member No.: 348 Nation Name: Lanluz Alliance Name: Global Alliance and Treaty Organization |
QUOTE (dvmai @ Aug 4 2008, 08:14 PM)  I'm looking for smart and witty pick up lines that actually have a chance of working... I've looked some up on the internet and most of them are pretty lame... Help me out please! "My magical watch here says that right now, you're not wearing any panties!" "But I am wearing panties." "Huh...Damn thing must be a few hours ahead." --------------------  QUOTE (Sal Paradise @ Oct 7 2009, 09:22 PM) I usually get sigged by people I don't want to sig me. They seem to think something I said is reflective of their views, when I'd rather see their nations trashed and their alliances burned to the ground. :war: Want a good alliance? Try GATO, you'll be among the best |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:26 PM
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 Now with 15% more morphine! Group: Members Posts: 418 Joined: 3-September 07 From: Kanaduh Member No.: 792 Nation Name: Usanada |
"I play an online political simulator."
"Have you ever met a trouser snake?" "I only have 2 weeks left to live" All of those will get you a lady. |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:33 PM
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 The Bringer of Satisfaction Group: Members Posts: 5,439 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 555 Nation Name: America |
Hi, I'm part of the largest online nation and political action simulator in the world. Care to #%*?
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Aug 4 2008, 09:37 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,950 Joined: 1-June 07 From: DC Member No.: 250 Nation Name: SoxNation |
if you want some honest advice, pick up lines don't work. PERIOD.
just talk to a girl and be nice, and pretend to be interested in what she says.. -------------------- MaineGOP
Political compass as of 9/14/2009: Economic Left/Right: 5.50, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.85 My Blog, mostly political, some just rants http://jaguar10301.wordpress.com/ |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:37 PM
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 The man, the myth, the legend. Group: Members Posts: 882 Joined: 4-September 07 From: Eureka, MO Member No.: 1,476 
Nation Name:Buckmaster Land |
Asking for pickup lines on CN is the second most stupid thing you could do.
Using pickup lines is the most stupid. --------------------  Nowhere does the Constitution say we are being granted rights. When rights are mentioned, it says only that the government cannot deprive us of them. And nowhere does it say our rights are peculiarly American rights. In fact, the Declaration of Independence specifically says...that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights... That, folks, is the philosophical and legal basis of this country. John Longnecker |
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Aug 4 2008, 09:40 PM
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 You now remember Mighty Max Group: Members Posts: 8,832 Joined: 4-September 07 From: NH Member No.: 1,427 Nation Name: Verklarung Alliance Name: The Templar Knights |
If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope it leaves your face alone, cuz you're really cute.
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Aug 4 2008, 10:06 PM
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 Sith Lord Group: Members Posts: 509 Joined: 6-February 08 Member No.: 13,336 Nation Name: Back Pocket Alliance Name: New Sith Order |
"I play cybernations. I rule my alliance. My nation has x NS"
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Aug 4 2008, 10:08 PM
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 ALL HAIL WINDOWS GIRL! Group: Members Posts: 10,566 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 2,557 Nation Name: Quanda Alliance Name: GREEN TEAM! |
The rules prohibit me from sharing my econ pick up lines, I'm pretty sure.
But, I heard that if you sign up at the FCC forums and go here, you can find them! --------------------  QUOTE (Ethan Smith @ Nov 7 2009, 01:31 AM) I know how it feels to be overlooked. Just be an !@#$%^& more often, it'll help. ^how to succeed in the Boiler Room! :awesome: |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:12 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,950 Joined: 1-June 07 From: DC Member No.: 250 Nation Name: SoxNation |
QUOTE (Lord GVChamp @ Aug 5 2008, 12:08 AM) The rules prohibit me from sharing my econ pick up lines, I'm pretty sure. But, I heard that if you sign up at the FCC forums and go here, you can find them! haha, i never even noticed that thread. -------------------- MaineGOP
Political compass as of 9/14/2009: Economic Left/Right: 5.50, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.85 My Blog, mostly political, some just rants http://jaguar10301.wordpress.com/ |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:14 PM
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ALL HAIL WINDOWS GIRL! Group: Members Posts: 10,566 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 2,557 Nation Name: Quanda Alliance Name: GREEN TEAM! |
QUOTE (SoxNation @ Aug 4 2008, 11:12 PM) haha, i never even noticed that thread. Dude...you POSTED in it  Also, here's a mild one: "Baby, I think Keynes had it right; in the long-run, we’re all dead anyways, so we might as well manage our demands right now." -------------------- QUOTE (Ethan Smith @ Nov 7 2009, 01:31 AM) I know how it feels to be overlooked. Just be an !@#$%^& more often, it'll help. ^how to succeed in the Boiler Room! :awesome: |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:14 PM
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BoA ^_^ Group: Members Posts: 5,062 Joined: 20-February 08 Member No.: 13,835 Nation Name: Gebiv Alliance Name: Nueva Vida |
QUOTE (Lord GVChamp @ Aug 4 2008, 09:08 PM) The rules prohibit me from sharing my econ pick up lines, I'm pretty sure. But, I heard that if you sign up at the FCC forums and go here, you can find them! I've seen better econ lines. -------------------- The Capitalist State of Gebiv QUOTE [18:06] <Vedran[ION]> I don't keep track of your leaders, Gebiv, they all have the same name and it hurts my brain. |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:15 PM
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 4-August 08 From: Minnesnowta Member No.: 22,961 Nation Name: Fringe Alliance Name: Mostly Harmless Alliance |
QUOTE (SoxNation @ Aug 4 2008, 10:37 PM) if you want some honest advice, pick up lines don't work. PERIOD. just talk to a girl and be nice, and pretend to be interested in what she says.. i've always had good luck with the bad pick up lines. don't go at them like you are serious but say it as a joke. they think it's funny and you can use that as a conversation starter |
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Aug 4 2008, 10:17 PM
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 A Supreme Being of Leisure Group: Members Posts: 1,760 Joined: 6-October 07 From: New York City Member No.: 6,736 Nation Name: Flashpoint Alliance Name: Just Messing Around |
"Hey I'm [insert name here]"
Most successful one ever. -------------------- I'm Jagged Fel
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Aug 4 2008, 10:19 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,603 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 962 Nation Name: Soviet Kiregarde Alliance Name: The International |
"Nice shoes, wanna $%&@?"
-------------------- I'm not a Maoist, I'm a dirty Trotskyist.
QUOTE (banned member @ Feb 13 2007, 04:35 PM) p.s. 1 more post from Mao Zedong is a declaration of war, lol. |
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