[Ned the Great]

In this sequel to the old thread, we restart the classic destroy a wish internet game. Here's how you play:

Person 1 makes a wish.

Person 2 destroys Person 1's wish, then proceeds to make their own wish.

Person 3 destroys person 2's wish, makes their own, and so on.

Example:

Person 1: I wish my nation had $1000000000000000000.

Person 2: Granted, but your computer explodes with an overload of data before you can spend your new cash.

I wish that you could occupy enemy countries in CN.

Person 3: Granted, but the populace is allowed to have a resistance, and they rise up and destroy your nation, and then come out of the computer and kill you.

I wish... and so on.

Destroy a wish game starts NOW!

I wish that Transformers II was out by now.

[RainbowRachi]

Granted, although Shia Labeouf looks funny on screen walking around with a shattered hand.


I wish Dora the Explorer would get lost.

This post has been edited by RainbowRachi: 30 July 2008 - 01:30 PM

[Myth]

She does get lost but she get lost in your bed

I wish i could change cats into dogs

[Tolkien]

Granted but the dogs have a hunger for human flesh, namely yours.

I wish that my wish will not be destroyed.

[Randleman]

Granted, but your wish gets horribly twisted around and turns out to eat you from the inside out.

I wish I was musically gifted.

[jeff744]

Randleman, on Jul 30 2008, 02:22 PM, said:

Granted, but your wish gets horribly twisted around and turns out to eat you from the inside out.

I wish I was musically gifted.

Granted but you lose your sight and hearing.

I wish the next wish is corrupted.

[mastab]

Granted, but your paradox explodes the world.

I wish the mod wouldn't lock this topic.

[Randleman]

Granted, but they ban you instead.

I wish I could make a witty wish.

[Gebiv]

Granted, quite witty!

I wish for a world without Commies.

[Ned the Great]

Granted, but then the Nazis would have won WWII, and we would all be killed in their genocide policy.

I wish that I was the head of a mysterious secret society.

[LJ Scott]

Ned the Great, on Jul 30 2008, 09:54 PM, said:

Granted, but then the Nazis would have won WWII, and we would all be killed in their genocide policy.

I wish that I was the head of a mysterious secret society.

Granted. Your now the head of the Lesbians Against Feminists Society (LAFS).

I wish I still had some pizza left over.

[Mogar]

You find pizza in your fridge, but it is moldy and gives you a disease that eats your whole body slowly and painfully.

I wish i had a new car

This post has been edited by Mogar: 30 July 2008 - 02:59 PM

[Ned the Great]

Granted, but the car is a Decepticon who kills you.

I wish that Hugo Chavez could have unlimited terms as Venezuelan President.

[TBaggins]

Granted, but he gets assassinated and no one can take his place, leaving the country in chaos.

I wish Metallica would tour the US again...

[Emperor Mccole]

TBaggins, on Jul 30 2008, 04:51 PM, said:

Granted, but he gets assassinated and no one can take his place, leaving the country in chaos.

I wish Metallica would tour the US again...

granted.


i wish i had $100.

[Randleman]

Emperor Mccole, on Jul 30 2008, 03:01 PM, said:

granted.


i wish i had $100.

Granted, but you end up getting sent to prison because you acquired fraud money.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Tolkien]

Granted, but the puppy turns out to be carrying rabies and you die.

I wish the Rolling Stones would keep playing music...

[Lord Sharpe]

Tolkien, on Jul 30 2008, 05:02 PM, said:

Granted, but the puppy turns out to be carrying rabies and you die.

I wish the Rolling Stones would keep playing music...

Granted. They become the new backstreet boys.

I wish I had a better job.

[jeff744]

Lord Sharpe, on Jul 30 2008, 05:12 PM, said:

Granted. They become the new backstreet boys.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted but they only pay you $.01 a day

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

This post has been edited by jeff744: 30 July 2008 - 05:13 PM

[Tolkien]

Granted, and your hard drive gets corrupted as well.

I wish for no wish.