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#1 User is offline   Elyat 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:39 PM

Tonight, a reunion was held in #GATO, the public IRC channel of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organisation. I think the key word there is public, open to everyone. Naturally, misbehaviour therein should be treated with impunity - it is GATO's channel, after all. I was enjoying myself within, having a grand ol' time reuniting with my long-time colleague, Chris_Kaos, whom I am notorious for defeating in an epic (but brief) duel some months ago. Here are actual IRC logs of my admiration, and the consequences it reaped:

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(Lots of chit-chat and friendly interaction)
<Doitzel> guys, guys
<Doitzel> you need to be quiet
<Doitzel> this is Chris' party
* Draztikus has joined #gato
* gatotron sets mode: +v Draztikus
* jsims8|away sets mode: +o Draztikus
<Doitzel> we came here for another press conference
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Draztikus
* jetgolfer has joined #GATO
* gatotron sets mode: +v jetgolfer
<Oreo> so sup guys
* jsims8|away sets mode: +o jetgolfer
* ChanServ sets mode: +v jetgolfer
<Oreo> O_o
<Kevlar|AFK> k, let's cut the crap :)
<Oreo> Doitzel
<Oreo> :O
<Doitzel> Chris, please continue
* iloveusa Quit
<Oreo> O_o
* BrotherInArms[NTO] Quit
<Doitzel> Start at the point where you led GATO to victory, on white horseback, in GWI.
<Zessa> o_O
* Kevlar|AFK sets mode: +b *!*(doitzel's IP address)
<Zessa> Oreo!
<Kalus|NOI|> :O
* You were kicked by Kevlar|AFK (Kevlar|AFK)


Once again I have felt the injustice of the Global Alliance's draconian hierarchs. Once again I have been sentenced by GATO for a crime I have not committed, just as happened when I attempted to join their ranks this past July. I was, of course, mercifully unbanned and permitted to join the channel once more. However, it was only 5 minutes before I was again banned by a zombie, someone who is not a member of the Global Alliance yet apparently retains control over their affairs and may ban on sight without reason or provocation. I asked a question, once more, of my good buddy Chris_Kaos. An innocent question that he took offense to. I asked why he was so angry and got up to retrieve a beverage for my parched throat. Alas, when I returned I was banned once more by none other than the not-government-and-no-role-in-government-at-all-really-we-promise Chris_Kaos!

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<Doitzel> so Chris what is your favourite part of the adminCP on the GATO forums?
<Snowbeast> lol
* Zessa bets Banhammer
<WarriorConcept> lol'in
<Chris_Kaos> I assume you're making a weak attempt at suggesting I was an admin after the terms were imposed.
<Doitzel> Speaking of weak
<Chris_Kaos> But since I was admin for nearly a year before that, I would know what the ACP looks like, wouldn't I?
<Kevlar|AFK> my favorite one was the one where i fired myself from admin
<Doitzel> It was just a question! So defensive, Chris, so hateful
<Doitzel> Just like Kevlar
<kracotorais> lolz
<Kevlar|AFK> :)
<Kevlar|AFK> <3
<Kalus|NOI|> :O
<Cairna> Kev's a slunt. Not hateful at all.
<Zessa> Doitzel won the round already, it seems.
<Cairna> That's dirty slander, Doitzel.
<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> onto more fun topics
<Chickenzilla{atlantis}> lol
* Chris_Kaos is now known as Kevlar
* Kevlar sets mode: +b *!*(doitzel's IP)

<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> LSU won today, and Notre Dame sucks.
<Chickenzilla{atlantis}> doitzel.... can you PLEASE unban me from #nsa?
* Kevlar is now known as Chris_Kaos
<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> Discuss.
<Kevlar|AFK> o_O
<Cairna> And as an op in this channel, I will NOT stand for it
* You were kicked by Chris_Kaos (Chris_Kaos)


Here we can clearly see one "Chris_Kaos" imitating a well-respected, ban-happy member of the Global Alliance. It seems that not only has GATO lied to all the world about their removal of Chris_Kaos' access as a member and leader of GATO, but they allow him free reign to ban foreign dignitaries (and swimsuit models) without reason or notice.

I demand a swift apology from GATO as well as reparations of $600,000,000 to County Doitzel for emotional damages. I further demand that the Global Alliance and Treaty Organisation declare me an honourary member and de facto Queen (you didn't think I'd lose one queendom without seeking another, did you?) of the alliance. Failure to comply with my demands will result in serious consequences and possible de-sheathment of my bear hands (which, I remind you, are what drove Chris_Kaos into exile to begin with).

You have 24-hours.

So signed this September 22nd,

Doitzel, Count Doitzel, Empress of Pacifica, Hero of Polaris, Former Queen of Gen[M]ay and 8-time Winner of Digiterra Daily's Most Stunningly Gorgeous Guy Competition

#2 User is offline   Sternschanze 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:40 PM

/me approves of this thread.

May Vash the Stampede, Humanoid Typhoon find his revenge.



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<Doitzel> we came here for another press conference

i vote this to become post of the month.

This post has been edited by jmm: 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM


#3 User is offline   Corinan 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

Not surprising. Let us declare war on them.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

Is this serious o.O?

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

We need to take a stand against this injustice!

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

Reasonable.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

IRC is an inappropriate venue in which to conduct the business of national leaders. I am shocked to see my good friend (and sometime lover) Count Doitzel lowering himself to this.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:43 PM

Oh lord, are we going to have more calls for GATO's death again so soon. :ph34r:

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:43 PM

O.o

huh?

-Drac

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:43 PM

hail doitzel

#11 User is offline   SpoiL 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:44 PM

600 million to 1 nation? lolz?

#12 User is offline   Lord Boris 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:44 PM

Who the hell let Chris_Kaos back in?

#13 User is offline   Chickenzilla 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:46 PM

ZOMG the Human typhoon strikes again

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#14 User is offline   Comrade Mao 

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:46 PM

Doitzel, I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:46 PM

Wait.....

Chris_Kaos isn't gone?

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:47 PM

Well, the logs up there certainly aren't faked. Albeit, some of the irrelavent, but humorous, chatter was removed.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:47 PM

Chris Kaos is a bad habit that won't go away.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:47 PM

Does this mark the return of Chris Kaos?

Will there be another duel between the Bear-man Doitzel and him?

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:48 PM

Disappointing to see this. That's all I'll say.

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 08:48 PM

View PostExxon, on Sep 23 2007, 02:49 PM, said:

600 million to 1 nation? lolz?


Quite reasonable, wouldn't you say?

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