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<Doitzel> guys, guys
<Doitzel> you need to be quiet
<Doitzel> this is Chris' party
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<Doitzel> we came here for another press conference
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<Oreo> so sup guys
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<Oreo> O_o
<Kevlar|AFK> k, let's cut the crap :)
<Oreo> Doitzel
<Oreo> :O
<Doitzel> Chris, please continue
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<Oreo> O_o
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<Doitzel> Start at the point where you led GATO to victory, on white horseback, in GWI.
<Zessa> o_O
* Kevlar|AFK sets mode: +b *!*(doitzel's IP address)
<Zessa> Oreo!
<Kalus|NOI|> :O
* You were kicked by Kevlar|AFK (Kevlar|AFK)
Once again I have felt the injustice of the Global Alliance's draconian hierarchs. Once again I have been sentenced by GATO for a crime I have not committed, just as happened when I attempted to join their ranks this past July. I was, of course, mercifully unbanned and permitted to join the channel once more. However, it was only 5 minutes before I was again banned by a zombie, someone who is not a member of the Global Alliance yet apparently retains control over their affairs and may ban on sight without reason or provocation. I asked a question, once more, of my good buddy Chris_Kaos. An innocent question that he took offense to. I asked why he was so angry and got up to retrieve a beverage for my parched throat. Alas, when I returned I was banned once more by none other than the not-government-and-no-role-in-government-at-all-really-we-promise Chris_Kaos!
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<Snowbeast> lol
* Zessa bets Banhammer
<WarriorConcept> lol'in
<Chris_Kaos> I assume you're making a weak attempt at suggesting I was an admin after the terms were imposed.
<Doitzel> Speaking of weak
<Chris_Kaos> But since I was admin for nearly a year before that, I would know what the ACP looks like, wouldn't I?
<Kevlar|AFK> my favorite one was the one where i fired myself from admin
<Doitzel> It was just a question! So defensive, Chris, so hateful
<Doitzel> Just like Kevlar
<kracotorais> lolz
<Kevlar|AFK> :)
<Kevlar|AFK> <3
<Kalus|NOI|> :O
<Cairna> Kev's a slunt. Not hateful at all.
<Zessa> Doitzel won the round already, it seems.
<Cairna> That's dirty slander, Doitzel.
<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> onto more fun topics
<Chickenzilla{atlantis}> lol
* Chris_Kaos is now known as Kevlar
* Kevlar sets mode: +b *!*(doitzel's IP)
<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> LSU won today, and Notre Dame sucks.
<Chickenzilla{atlantis}> doitzel.... can you PLEASE unban me from #nsa?
* Kevlar is now known as Chris_Kaos
<Jacks[Pirate_Captain]> Discuss.
<Kevlar|AFK> o_O
<Cairna> And as an op in this channel, I will NOT stand for it
* You were kicked by Chris_Kaos (Chris_Kaos)
Here we can clearly see one "Chris_Kaos" imitating a well-respected, ban-happy member of the Global Alliance. It seems that not only has GATO lied to all the world about their removal of Chris_Kaos' access as a member and leader of GATO, but they allow him free reign to ban foreign dignitaries (and swimsuit models) without reason or notice.
I demand a swift apology from GATO as well as reparations of $600,000,000 to County Doitzel for emotional damages. I further demand that the Global Alliance and Treaty Organisation declare me an honourary member and de facto Queen (you didn't think I'd lose one queendom without seeking another, did you?) of the alliance. Failure to comply with my demands will result in serious consequences and possible de-sheathment of my bear hands (which, I remind you, are what drove Chris_Kaos into exile to begin with).
You have 24-hours.
So signed this September 22nd,
Doitzel, Count Doitzel, Empress of Pacifica, Hero of Polaris, Former Queen of Gen[M]ay and 8-time Winner of Digiterra Daily's Most Stunningly Gorgeous Guy Competition

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