[Sir Paul]

Hello Citizens, and welcome to the Office of the Pacific News Network, where all business is conducted and all our archives are located.



Issue 1 - April 7, 2006
Issue 2 - April 15, 2006 : Sponsored by the International Coalition of Socialist Nations (ICSN)
Issue 3 - April 23, 2006 : Sponsored by the New Pacific Order
Issue 4 - May 6, 2006 Part I : Part II : Sponsored by The New Pacific Order - Ad
Issue 5 - May 22, 2006 : Sponsored by the Global Alliance & Treaty Organization - Ad
Issue 5.1 - May 24, 2006
Issue 5.2 - June 9, 2006
Issue 6 - July 9, 2006 : - Sponsored by the New Pacific Order
Wartime Edition Part 1 (July 17 / Aug 16, 2006) - Sponsored by The Viridian Entente

Issue 7 Audio-July 17, 2006
Issue 8 Audio-July 27, 2006.
Issue 10 Audio-September 1, 2006

Issue 11 - October 3, 2006
Issue 12 - October 24, 2006 : Sponsored by The New Pacific Order
Issue 13 - November 11, 2006 : Sponsored by The Global Alliance & Treaty Organization
Issue 14 - December 2, 2006 : Sponsored by the New Pacific Order.
Issue 15 - February 11, 2007 : Wartime Edition
Issue 16 - July 18, 2007 : PNN Productions
Issue 17 - August 3, 2008 : Sponsored by Viridian Entente

American Election Coverage
2004 LIVE American Election Coverage
2008 LIVE American Election Coverage : Sponsored by the Mostly Harmless Alliance

CNQ Radio
CNQ Radio Issue 1.1 - Februrary 8, 2009
CNQ Radio Issue 1.2 - Februrary 10, 2009

Tabloid Tribune 4th Season
Tabloid Tribune #145 : June 23, 2009
Tabloid Tribune #146 : June 27, 2009
Tabloid Tribune #147 : July 5, 2009 sponsored by In-N-Out
Tabloid Tribune #148 : July 26, 2009 sponsored by PaulsLIST
Tabloid Tribune #149 : July 31, 2009 sponsored by Prodigal Chieftain
Tabloid Tribune #150 : August 27, 2009 sponsored by California
Tabloid Tribune #151 : October 11, 2009 sponsored by PaulsLIST

This post has been edited by Sir Paul: 13 October 2009 - 10:28 PM

[Sir Paul]

PaulsLIST Returns

Due to incredible demand, the Pacific News Network has decided to reinstate PaulsLIST starting with Tabloid Tribune #150. As many of you are aware, the New Pacific Order is responsible for all violence, pain, suffering, and destruction in the world, so each issue we will dedicate all receipts to a deserving alliance that the Order has wronged in the past as a way to make up for our sins.

Issue 150's recipient will be the alliance California.

A protectorate of The Phoenix Federation, this alliance that was uninvolved in the Karma Conflict was tech-raided by Poison Clan during the Karma War. After the right people objected to this invasion, Poison Clan agreed to pay reparations to this alliance. However, no payments have happened (they can free up war slots for a raid but not aid slots for reparations. Interesting.)

This is, of course, the Order's fault because had we handled the war better and defeated the forces of Karma, we would have been able to help TPF grind Poison Clan into a paste and enforce a timely repayment schedule. While the forces of justice are busy counting their loot, we here at PNN believe that California deserves something to help kick-start their rebuilding efforts, especially when Poison Clan refuses.

California, on behalf of the Order, I'm sorry, and offer you my sincere apologies.

Standard rates for a PaulsLIST posting are $15 million. Ads written with the assistance of PNN staff are $30 million (and can go longer than the maximum). The first ad (which gets an associated picture and caption) is allocated by sealed bid (minimum $30 million). Make sure your ad is funny, fresh, witty, and about 6 lines or less. Send a PM to Sir Paul with your ad and any questions you may have.

This post has been edited by Sir Paul: 03 August 2009 - 11:51 AM

[Supa_Troop3r]

Yay!

[SeasonsOfLove]

o/ Sir Paul

I look forward to seeing the new, humorous CNQ when it comes soon.

[Lord Sharpe]

Holy crap, it's back!?!

[HipHopHarry]

Um....You might wanna look here: http://cn-nn.blogspot.com/

EDIT oh shi- , the real CNQ is back...

This post has been edited by HipHopHarry: 16 July 2008 - 10:27 AM

[Thomas Jefferson IV]

Sponsored by NPO=win

[Lord Sharpe]

HipHopHarry, on Jul 12 2008, 08:04 PM, said:

Um....You might wanna look here: http://cn-nn.blogspot.com/

CNQ is the original. CNQ is what all others seek to emulate.

[TheNeverender]

Holy **** Sir Paul, good to see you still kicking around. I'll be consulting my treasury as to a bid.

[El Pilchinator]

o/ Sir Paul
o/ CNQ

Good to see this again

[Good master Hakai]

This is a blast from the past. xD

[LJ Scott]

I always enjoyed CNQ. There are some awesome threads still lurking down in the nether sections of the NPO's library forum.

[jstep]

great to see sir paul anytime

[Starfox101]

Glad to see this back.

Welcome back, Sir Paul.

[enragedlobster]

Holy ****ing ****, wasn't expecting this to come back.

[theArrowheadian]

a pleasant surprise

[Elyat]

Finally.

'bout time you showed up, dad.

[Noogerwickia]

ITS BAKKKKKK!!!!


YAY

[Dochartaigh]

welcome back Sir Paul.

[Lucas Perry]

Welcome back Sir Paul, I look forward to seeing your work.