Pirate day
#6
Posted 19 September 2007 - 05:11 PM
#9
Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:08 PM
mastab, on Sep 19 2007, 05:01 PM, said:
Yarrr! Bring out the wenches and rum, it's time to celebrate!
Also, ninjas suck.
Also, ninjas suck.
I will forgive you, mastab, because I know that the forum just messed up your wordings. Either the internet is evil is evil and placed 'ninja' where 'pirate' should be, or replaced 'rawk' with 'suck'.
#13
Posted 20 September 2007 - 08:03 PM
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden!
Well, it's only me from over the sea,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I'll sail the sea until I croak,
Drink my whiskey, swear, and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Said the fair young maiden.
Uh-uh!
I got me a wife in every port,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
The handsome gals is what I court,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
With my false heart and flattering tongue
I courts 'em all both old and young,
I courts 'em all, but marries none,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
So good-bye,
Good-bye,
So long, toots,
I'll see you again!
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden!
Well, it's only me from over the sea,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I'll sail the sea until I croak,
Drink my whiskey, swear, and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Said the fair young maiden.
Uh-uh!
I got me a wife in every port,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
The handsome gals is what I court,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
With my false heart and flattering tongue
I courts 'em all both old and young,
I courts 'em all, but marries none,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
So good-bye,
Good-bye,
So long, toots,
I'll see you again!
#15
Posted 20 September 2007 - 08:49 PM
Vulac, on Sep 20 2007, 07:46 PM, said:
Arrr, ye ninj's best beware the wrath o' th' sea. Sh's a wild one and ye cannet tame 'er. She'll swallow ye whole b'fore ye e'en get the chance to scream, she will.
Are you kidding me? A ninja could, like, drink the ocean.
Or cut it with his katana, or something. It doesn't need to make sense. The ocean would be like "Blargh!!" and dry up from a single slash. Pretty crazy.
#16
Posted 20 September 2007 - 08:51 PM
Esau of Isaac, on Sep 21 2007, 02:49 AM, said:
Are you kidding me? A ninja could, like, drink the ocean.
Or cut it with his katana, or something. It doesn't need to make sense. The ocean would be like "Blargh!!" and dry up from a single slash. Pretty crazy.
Or cut it with his katana, or something. It doesn't need to make sense. The ocean would be like "Blargh!!" and dry up from a single slash. Pretty crazy.
Arrr, ye ninja's r so un'ware of th' p'wer of the sea. She'll swallow ye up I say. Ye best beware, ye have naught but a sl'ver o' a hope to survive the awesome p'wer of the Sea!
#17
Posted 20 September 2007 - 09:00 PM
Vulac, on Sep 20 2007, 07:51 PM, said:
Arrr, ye ninja's r so un'ware of th' p'wer of the sea. She'll swallow ye up I say. Ye best beware, ye have naught but a sl'ver o' a hope to survive the awesome p'wer of the Sea!
Nonsense. A ninja could throw a shuriken at the ocean. The ocean would suffer immeasurable pain.
And if anything got sticky, he could just throw a smoke bomb and escape.
#18
Posted 20 September 2007 - 09:01 PM

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