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#1 User is offline   Stylesjl 

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 07:47 PM

http://www.theonion....tent/node/29540

That's pretty awesome. My favorite part was this one

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The Roman Catholic Church is just as divided: Approximately half the members of the Vatican's College of Cardinals have advocated embracing Islamic law, while the other half is calling for Christ's immediate excommunication and recommending the interim worship of Pope John Paul II until a suitable replacement deity can be found.


And this one

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Jews For Just Being Jews Again.


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Post icon  Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:01 PM

:popcorn: More please!

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:15 PM

How this fits in the Boiler Room still escapes me...

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:17 PM

View PostAmerica, on Jun 7 2008, 10:34 PM, said:

How this fits in the Boiler Room still escapes me...


Maybe he's trying to start a new crusade on CN?

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:22 PM

View PostArabland, on Jun 8 2008, 02:37 AM, said:

Maybe he's trying to start a new crusade on CN?

Maybe, but if we do that, we should have Admin as our God, and forget about established religions entirely.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:29 PM

View PostAmerica, on Jun 7 2008, 07:42 PM, said:

Maybe, but if we do that, we should have Admin as our God, and forget about established religions entirely.

As long as we make every member of the NPO a saint, Im fine with it.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:34 PM

This was funny...LOL...

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"I've been a Bible-believing Christian all my life, and nothing, not even a direct order from Christ Himself, is going to change that," Girolamo said. "If Christ is going to leave the fold and become a sinner, we'll just have to go on worshipping Him against His will."

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:42 PM

View PostTorao, on Jun 8 2008, 02:49 AM, said:

As long as we make every member of the NPO a saint, Im fine with it.

Never! We'd have too many saints. Perhaps you and I, though, could be disciples.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:48 PM

The Onion is mediocre at best.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:48 PM

Well this was unexpected :ph34r:

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:52 PM

My brain has been ninja'd.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 09:09 PM

Joke topics don't belong here. iLock.
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