[Thierra]

Press Statement from the Office of the Emperor
Summit on Human Rights

MER – The Emperor, yesterday evening, called for a summit on human rights that will take place this Friday evening onward. The subjects to be discussed will include women's rights around the world, fair labor practices, and gay rights. The heads of state of nations that wish to attend the world summit are welcome to participate freely, though the Emperor added that purposefully insulting other cultures will not be accepted.

Any questions should be forwarded to the Emperor himself. Until Friday, that is all.

[Torao]

His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Ishi V ( a supporter of gender and sexual equality and a labor advocate in his youth, later responsible for allowing independent unions in Ishiopia) and his brother and Paramount Leader, Prince Imperial Ben Torao ( a bisexual, feminist (OOC: yes for those ignorant few who think all feminists are women, men can be feminists too, its called gender equality), member of Ishiopian equivalent of human rights watch before attending intelligence training after university and a socialist leader in Ishiopia) will both attend this conference, for at least a while. All 450,000 thousand of our human rights related NGOʻs (non-governmental-organizations) will also be sending delegates. We have therefore decided to book half of the hotels in Thierraʻs capital city for the event.

[Prime minister Johns]

Novus Niciae will send a delegation to this conference. Our premier has expressed a great interest in this idea and may attend at some point.

[Botha]

Transvaal will not attend as some of the topics are too dangerously close to communism for our government's liking. Our national media will also be censoring news on official channels regarding this conference.

[BaronUberstein]

Uberstein will not attend, nor send a represenative. "I am tired of these conferences. If you are interested in the UE's stance, ask us, but stop inviting me to these silly conferances."

[Lord Frost]

Neo Japan will not attend this conference. Gays have rights and Gender equality laws are in place and enforced. Besides, the conference will probably collapse like the last few.

[welshgazza1992]

Lord Frost, on May 15 2008, 10:26 PM, said:

Neo Japan will not attend this conference. Gays have rights and Gender equality laws are in place and enforced. Besides, the conference will probably collapse like the last few.

Cheap shot

[Triyun]

Neo Triyunica is opposed to everything this conference stands for. We stand with our oppressive imperialist brethren.

[kingzog]

The Ottawa Empire shall not be sending a representative to this conference.

Everyone within the Empire enjoys the most important right of all: The Right to Remain Silent.

Violators are shot.

[taeniano]

The Foreign Minister of Filitonia will attend but is prepared to leave at any sign of collapse such as the occurrence at TWC.

[Emperor Mudd]

Tahoe will not send a delegate to the conference, which sounds distinctly like a communist front organization. Our women are equal, our workers are content, and gays don't have rights.

[UnitedCorea]

Emperor Mudd, on May 15 2008, 09:28 PM, said:

Tahoe will not send a delegate to the conference, which sounds distinctly like a communist front organization. Our women are equal, our workers are content, and gays don't have rights.

The same applies for the Empire of Shilla.

[Subtleknifewielder]

Promised Land will send a delegation, not only to attend this conference, but to see about establishing an embassy. Any nation willing to make this kind of attempt is a worthy one in our eyes.

[Thierra]

Update from the Office of the Emperor

This conference has been canceled due to a scheduling conflict. It will be rescheduled for an upcoming Friday.