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[+phillip110[puke]] either way, Junka. MTT can post it!
[@MTTezla[IAA]] Whatever you want, phillip
[&Junkalunka] Jan ken po?
[&Junkalunka] (rock paper scissors?)
[%Jtpizzalover[CSN]] OKAY
[%Jtpizzalover[CSN]] On 3
[%Jtpizzalover[CSN]] 1
[%Jtpizzalover[CSN]] 2
[%Jtpizzalover[CSN]] 3
[@MTTezla[IAA]> scissors
[+phillip110[puke]> paper
[+phillip110[puke]> damn!
And so, another treaty announcement.
Recently, there's been a slight supply problem within the Imperial Military. You see, our lazers take too long to charge, despite many a "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER". Desperate for arms, the IAA went in search of a new, better, old weapon. And it found this in the AK-47 and its greatest advocate, the Patriotic Union of Kalshnikov Enthusiasts. We quickly realized that not only was this the gun for the IAA, but also that the fellows selling them were pretty
too. And so, the IAA and PUKE are very happy to present the following treaty:Quote
Stormtoopers with AK-47s Friendship Pact
Preamble
In order to build positive relations and a friendship between the Imperial Assault Alliance (hereby known as IAA) and the Patriotic Union of Kalashnikov Enthusiasts (hereby known as PUKE), both alliances agree to the following terms stated in this treaty of friendship.
Article 1
Both alliances agree to recognize each other as sovereign.
Article 2
Both signatory bodies agree to a state of non-aggression with one another. No nation of the IAA may attack a nation of PUKE, and no nation of PUKE may attack a nation of the IAA. In the situation where a nation attacks a member of the other signatory, that nation must be reprimanded by the government of their alliance and must pay reparations equivalent to the amount of damages done to the victim of the attack. Failure to pay reparations will be handled by the host government appropriately.
Article 3
The IAA has long recognized that "slugthrowers" like Kalashnikov rifles are necessary to fight those pesky rogue Jedi and their haxxor lightsabers. And of course, the conventional armies of PUKE could always use the assistance of a star destroyer when dealing with the occasional terrorist nation. As such, each signatory retains the option of assisting in the destruction of nonaligned rogue nations upon request, whether in terms of aid or direct military action.
Article 4
Members of each alliance will act with respect and honor toward one another publicly.
Article 5
Yay PUKE! Yay IAA! Yay friendship! Along with friendship comes the fact that we have to give a 24 hour notice if we no longer wish to be friends.
Conclusion
By the signing of this treaty, both the IAA and PUKE agree to take this treaty and put it into law for their alliances and agree to the above terms stated in the articles.
Signed for IAA:
His Majesty, the Emperor: Chimaera
Imperial Grand Vizier: Emperor Mathias
Imperial Regent: Junkalunka
Imperial Military Executor: Chaos_Armed
Imperial Chancellor: Kevanovia
Signed for PUKE:
President: phillip110
Vice President: mco119
Minister of Public Relations: Jakethesnake
Minister of Trade: Mbsk01
Minister of Intelligence: Badassname
Minister of Foreign Relations: Tint
Preamble
In order to build positive relations and a friendship between the Imperial Assault Alliance (hereby known as IAA) and the Patriotic Union of Kalashnikov Enthusiasts (hereby known as PUKE), both alliances agree to the following terms stated in this treaty of friendship.
Article 1
Both alliances agree to recognize each other as sovereign.
Article 2
Both signatory bodies agree to a state of non-aggression with one another. No nation of the IAA may attack a nation of PUKE, and no nation of PUKE may attack a nation of the IAA. In the situation where a nation attacks a member of the other signatory, that nation must be reprimanded by the government of their alliance and must pay reparations equivalent to the amount of damages done to the victim of the attack. Failure to pay reparations will be handled by the host government appropriately.
Article 3
The IAA has long recognized that "slugthrowers" like Kalashnikov rifles are necessary to fight those pesky rogue Jedi and their haxxor lightsabers. And of course, the conventional armies of PUKE could always use the assistance of a star destroyer when dealing with the occasional terrorist nation. As such, each signatory retains the option of assisting in the destruction of nonaligned rogue nations upon request, whether in terms of aid or direct military action.
Article 4
Members of each alliance will act with respect and honor toward one another publicly.
Article 5
Yay PUKE! Yay IAA! Yay friendship! Along with friendship comes the fact that we have to give a 24 hour notice if we no longer wish to be friends.
Conclusion
By the signing of this treaty, both the IAA and PUKE agree to take this treaty and put it into law for their alliances and agree to the above terms stated in the articles.
Signed for IAA:
His Majesty, the Emperor: Chimaera
Imperial Grand Vizier: Emperor Mathias
Imperial Regent: Junkalunka
Imperial Military Executor: Chaos_Armed
Imperial Chancellor: Kevanovia
Signed for PUKE:
President: phillip110
Vice President: mco119
Minister of Public Relations: Jakethesnake
Minister of Trade: Mbsk01
Minister of Intelligence: Badassname
Minister of Foreign Relations: Tint
And so, in conclusion:
[+phillip110[puke]] lol, best way to choose an annoucer ever
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