[deligo]

An address to The displaced
By special proclamation of the Zombie horde master of Headspace.
A creepy and foreboding figure looms out of the fog and darkened woods surrounding the gothic marble rothrum. Throwing open his Manteau far enough only to distinguish his villainous silhouette and menacing glowing eyes he approaches the elegant looking microphone and in a low reverberating hiss all the surrounding thicket falls silent from all manner of creatures as his ancient leathery grasp gracefully writhes around the microphone stand, he leans closer. A stiletto of moonlight slashes across his teeth as he slowly parts his ancient and leathery lips
In a chilling and haunting tone HE BEGINS.

We, the inhabitants of Headspace wish to extend an open hand to the exiles and Expatriates whom have been uprooted be the latest wave of antisemitism and ignorance that has recently washed over the zit nations on the face of planet bob like a spray of warm blood.
In an uncharacteristic move by the zombie masses that thrive within the walls of headspace, they have agreed to allow all sun lighted green grass and healthy trees to flourish in large non-quarantine areas for the new refugees that we welcome and to NOT INFECT OR EAT THEM EITHER.
In response to the needs of our new guests headspace has installed 399 worth of infrastructure30 miles of new reclaimed land and we have lowered and relaxed our border restrictions to allow for the new citizens who wish to remain in headspace indefinitely.
Because of the nature of Headspaces inhabitants there has never before been a need for schools or hospitals and such, so we have always invested in stadiums and the like. To accommodate our new inhabitants tax breaks will be extended to families who must educate their own children along with emergency hospice care for the elderly and medical needs of the population will be cared for as well by living doctors mind you. In return we only ask all living households to keep a government issued battle rifle and ten thousand rounds of ammunition in your home as a part of our national defense system since they do not have zombie claws. Please teach your children safe gun handling practices and secure it when not in use.
Our government will not interfere with your religion and we ask the same of you, your religion not to interfere with our government. Anyone found oppressing rights within headspace will be fed to the horde. And no shooting each other over non tolerance.
These changes were not easy and there are many growing pains but if you can live in peace with a zombie horde there is no need to segregate and destroy another culture you do not understand or agree with anywhere else.
Thank you

Deligo pulls his great cape over his head, starts sinking into the floor as fog begins to roll over him and he is gone. In the distance zombie groans of approval roar like thunder.
P.S.
Please do not shoot at the zombies walking in the woods as this hurts their feelings "what few they have left"�. Poor zombies.

This post has been edited by deligo: 09 March 2008 - 04:38 AM