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Mutual Defense Pact - The "Bushisms" Edition
Preamble
"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity."
Thank you, Mr. President. This means that the members of the New Freedom League (NFL) and The Centurion Brotherhood (TCB) are hereby sovereign entities, and from a close friendship, hereby upgrade their "Adulterous PIAT" to a Mutual Defense Pact.
Article I - Non-Aggression
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
Yes, yes. The non-aggression clause that is indigenous to nearly every single MDP applies here. TCB and NFL are chill, and won't be throwing haymakers, or getting others to throw weapons of mass destruction at each other.
Article II - Stance on Espionage
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both."
Well, to better put it (no offense Mr. Bush), the NFL and TCB do not support any means of spying against either party. If a member is found to have partaken in spying activities, that nation will be expelled and by dealt with in any way the victimized party sees fit.
Article III - Intelligence
"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."
Could not have said it better myself. We will share information concerning either party immediately.
Article IV - Aid
"You know, I was campaigning in Chicago and somebody asked me, is there ever any time where the budget might have to go into deficit? I said only if we were at war or had a national emergency or were in recession. Little did I realize we'd get the trifecta."
Yeah, if either party is in desperate need of aid, the other party is obligated to send aid within reasonable bounds.
Article V - Mutual Defense
"The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks."
Well....if either party is in the same situation and is attacked unjustly, then it is its obligation to come to its defense. The only way in which this is not optional is if the attacked party requests no action to be taken. Refusal to oblige with this article may result in termination of this agreement.
Article VI - Cancellation
"My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision -- if the job description were, what do you do -- it's decision maker."
As leaders of the NFL and TCB, we must make decisions. And so, if either signatory feels that the other party has shown ill-will toward the alliance or its members, the treaty will become null and void after a 48 hour notice of cancellation.
Conclusion
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
The NFL and TCB rockzors your sockzors.
Signed for The Centurion Brotherhood:
King Xander the Only, Patriarchus Diplomatiae
Sir Nick of Jess, Patriarchus Communis
Joque Straap, Patriarchus Belli
Signed for the New Freedom League:
King Najibbles, Triumvir
Slicer845695, Triumvir
Quinpin, Triumvir
This post has been edited by King Najibbles_: 23 February 2008 - 07:11 PM
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