CrinkledStraw Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Greetings and salutations (you get both, a two for one right off the bat)! We are gathered here today to announce the Declaration of Existence of an entirely new, never before seen alliance on Plant Bob: ¡KASHMIR! (CASH-meer) Not to be confused with Kashmir. The Government of India refer to the territory under Pakistan control as "Pakistan-occupied Kashmir" ("POK"). The Government of Pakistan refer to the portion of Kashmir administered by India as "Indian-occupied Kashmir" ("IOK") or "Indian-held Kashmir" (IHK); This alliance is also known as “Non Grata-occupied Kashmir” (“NGOK”). As another two for one for ya, Kashmir will simultaneously be declaring war on the following alliances: New Pacific Order Republic of Orange Nations Viridian Entente The “Killer” Turtle Brigade And any others that we may spontaneously decide to war with, since we are an entirely new alliance that is completely original. Signed for Kashmir in a Declaration of Delight: CrinkledStraw, The King, Sultan of Sass, and Slumlord RearviewRover, Minister of Beer Procurement Cydonian Knight, Ministro de Tacos y Maestro de Brillantina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted July 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 (edited) Also: On Behalf of Non-Grata: Lyanna, Sugar & Violence Kerschbs, Closet Democrat Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch Lenin, Advisor to Questionable propaganda dane0, Blood God Caustic, Pope of Non Grata Stewie, Dreadnought God-Emperor *Posted under extreme duress and may be rescinded after a normal BAC level is reached. Edited July 30, 2022 by CrinkledStraw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 I will watch your career with great interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Very proud of being part of this new, totally original, Kashmir alliance (as opposed to that Kashmir one)! 🎊 Let the glitter fall on our enemies eyes and blind them while we sack their lands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 o7 NGOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Someone post the signatures ya walnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Someone post the signatures ya walnuts ... but ... the note feels legit and binding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 37 minutes ago, CrinkledStraw said: This alliance is also known as “Non Grata-occupied Kashmir” o/ to NGoK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted July 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 28 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Someone post the signatures ya walnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Ooooh some Vexillium Larceny again? Takes me back to the days working with Lex Quintus. Enjoy your new territory which was so bad even the terrible grunge band didn't want it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krihelion Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 what even are these !@#$ posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoshawk Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 Congrats on the new alliance that is definitely new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted July 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 Kashmir hereby merges into Non Grata and such. I’m drunk. Cheers everyone. Signed by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 (edited) Cheers! 🍻 Was good while it lasted Please welcome us with open arms NG brothers and sisters 🤗 Just realized this'll be my last post as Ministro de Tacos y Maestro de Brillantina, sad times. At least I can put this on my CN curriculum Edited July 31, 2022 by Cydonian Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 lol this was such an epic troll you sure showed them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny2socks Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 They may fear those they do not officially declare on atm. Just saying, Dob ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 RIP NGoK, your legacy will live on in our hearts ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 I personally approve any original post by @CrinkledStraw regardless of content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny2socks Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Cydonian Knight said: Cheers! 🍻 Was good while it lasted Please welcome us with open arms NG brothers and sisters 🤗 Just realized this'll be my last post as Ministro de Tacos y Maestro de Brillantina, sad times. At least I can put this on my CN curriculum Go for it. Few know who did what and where in the past. Your cncv is unlikely to ever get you a job in Nasa Classic names in CN even are remembered by some, but cyclonic may not be up there in a week or 2 `Good luck on your ventures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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