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Ouroboros Declaration of War


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From the desk of Exiled Snake King and Former resident of Doomhouse.

 

It has come to my attention that recent leaks revealing a plot by the so-called "Friends of Doom" to forcibly remove one of the longest standing black team alliances from their home has rattled the cages of the little birdies looking over their friends- knowing fully well the "Herogasm" coalition are too afraid to do anything about this alliance directly.

 

Ouroboros is no hero, merely an infinitely self-devouring zero. These "Friends of Doom" are pretenders and usurpers of a name belonging to a house far greater than they could ever hope to be. The one and only Doomhouse is long gone and these carbon-copy drones of today are an affront to a once glorious and disgusting legacy. Now these clowns seek to meddle in the affairs of Black Team- another place I once called home?

 

Therefore; in accordance with Articles II & V of the Moldavi Doctrine, wherein Ouroboros considers the Order of the Black Rose to have valid and just casus belli against "Friends of Doom" 

 

Ouroboros hereby declares war on CLAWS in defense of the Order of the Black Rose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ITT Johnny Apocalypse cites and encourages Moldavi-ism... is this irony, a trap, or is the planet truly devouring itself, pun intended?

 

I for one would have been content with the Chief Reporter of the ORBS taking five on the sidelines at this time... after having already and extensively provided eyewitness coverage on the Doom-Communism wars... not just for one war but both wars. 

 

Rumor has it now though that in the aftermath of the aforementioned wars above that the nuclear craters left in front the ORBS studio building have actually been converted (perhaps in secret) to battle trenches; ORBS appears to be a truly fascinating Television Network. 

 

Happy eyewitness reporting o/

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The sound of dripping was echoing in the darkness. The rhythmic patter created an uneasy atmosphere, but it was not as unnerving as the smell. The taint of death was all pervading and Sir W_A_R’s mount, Daffodil the Flatulent was skittish as a consequence.  His mare was used to the clamour and action of battle, but this was different. The flickering flame of his brand provided enough light to allow him to witness a sample of the carnage he was riding through. Trebuchet and the other machines of war were indiscriminate and did not distinguish the innocent from the combatant. 

 

Daffodil snorted in a vain attempt to cleanse the odour from her flaring nostrils. W_A_R was grim faced and stroked the mare’s neck and clicked his tongue to calm and encourage her to refocus on the trail.  Even the carrion eaters refused to touch the dead here. 

 

Another light could be seen in the distance, swaying in a rhythm that suggested a rider was approaching.  W_A_R brought Daffodil to a stop and surveyed his immediate surrounds in case he need to respond to an attack. 

 

It was unnecessary as a call came out, identifying the incoming rider as friendly.  An OBR dispatch rider.

 

The young rider and her lathered mount slowed to a walk.  W_A_R recognised the woman from the Black Rose diplomatic corp. As she drew her horse to a stop, she retrieved a sealed order from her messenger bag.

 

"Good evening Sir W_A_R" she announced as steam rose up from her hardy steed.  "I bring a message from the Council." 

 

She passed the message across to W_A_R, who immediately broke the wax seal and unfolded the parchment.

 

He smiled and turned back to the other rider.  "Head back down the road to the encampment.  See the Calvary Master for water and feed for your ride, and then do likewise for yourself at the camp kitchen.  Ask for the Camp Master. He should be able to find you a tent for the night."

 

W_A_R rubbed his bristly jaw in thought.  It was an unusual conflict thus far, with many surprises. None more so than seeing the Moldavi Doctrine being exercised in support of the Order of the Black Rose.  He welcomed the support of Johnny Apocalypse and Ouroboros and wondered who else may choose to join the Old Codgers' Coalition.

 

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