Muhammed Lee Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 On a really sunny and really hot day, a group of very muscular guys decided to go out for a swim in their sea to cool down. In their birthday suits, of course, because that's how we Spartans roll. But the sea around our city-state was really polluted, due to the recent increased production of nuclear weaponry. So, one of them had the idea of using their really big shields to drift further out to sea, which they thought wasn't as polluted. Another had the idea of using their pointy spears to paddle out further on top of their shields, in the hope of the water further out being less polluted. Unknown to them, though, the water everywhere was polluted due to the increased detonation of nuclear weapons. This notwithstanding, they continued paddling onward and onward, not getting tired at any one point. They paddled so far that they reached some really warm, yet really polluted, waters. There were some nuclear missiles being readied on the shores so the Spartans did what they do best - bathed in the nude and sharpened their spears for battle. According to ancient Spartan tradition established mere seconds ago, sharpening spears is the equivalent of a declaration of war. So, to avoid writing more beautiful prose and to be able to get back to dulling our spears through the bodies of Pacificans, Sparta is honoring its various treaty obligations and declaring war on the New Pacific Order, effective immediately. Signed for Sparta: WhiteTigger, King Tim, also King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 o7 Sparta Great to see you all at war again! Hopefully we'll meet on the battlefield soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 The few against the many! o/ Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 NPOs milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Welcome, Sparta. "For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods." o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 It is good to see our Spartan brothers on the battlefield! There is plenty for the both of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopin Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Don’t drown please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Welcome to the party, the fun hasn't even started yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ice Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Love to see it, welcome to the battlefield! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iorek Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 This is going to be your Leuctra. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Let's get this f*cking party started! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galtian Commune Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 26 minutes ago, Smitty256 said: Let's get this f*cking party started! Calling Sparta your puppet on their own DoW post? Brutal lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xineoph Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Ave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 These end times are quite strange to me. The alliances I long criticized for being lacking in any sort of ambition and existing only to grow and conserve pixels have become some of the few actors left willing to breath some life into this dying world. At the same time the old drivers of war seem to have long run out of steam. Godspeed, Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 It seems that the Spartans are missing at sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Spartans, happy to fight in the shade along side friends as our enemies arrows blot out the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Sauron said: Spartans, happy to fight in the shade along side friends as our enemies arrows blot out the sun. "Sorry.. tech corps 'overfed' me so now I'm bloated and the wing span to lift my girth has grown rather enormous." - Maelstrom Edited July 3, 2022 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Maelstrom Vortex said: "Sorry.. tech corps 'overfed' me so now I'm bloated and the wing span to lift my girth has grown rather enormous." - Maelstrom How'd that work out for you? You happy being able to do nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Thrash said: How'd that work out for you? You happy being able to do nothing? "I'm in the war.. propaganda failure.. 100%." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Galtian Commune said: Calling Sparta your puppet on their own DoW post? Brutal lol We need good music for this party. Metallica is the perfect choice. Edited July 3, 2022 by Smitty256 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 RIP Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumzilla Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, LittleRena said: RIP Sparta Rip CN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxasm Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 4 hours ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said: The few against the many! o/ Sparta Apparently seven of them, in particular. Hopefully the rest will get the memo sometime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Awww how cute of you to be such willing meatshields while your 'friends' sit behind the frontlines getting drunk, throwing salt at ice cubes and puffing out their chests until they're 'ready' (i.e you've soaked up enough initial damage for them) Honestly you'd think people would've learned by now if they're pawns or not. Good luck all the same to you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, LittleRena said: RIP Sparta In what way? Sure Sparta may be lose some infrastructure and tech, but everyone has so much saved from years of nothing that such things are easily repurchased. Pride and self-respect aren't so cheap though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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