Claude Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 FTW: DM, how much damage did it do to my companion? DM: 1. Argent: Only? I thought it took a few swings? DM: It tried. It has a -3 attack and no weapons proficiency. Only one hit actually landed. CLAWS: Maybe we can befriend it. Is it cute? DM: It had a charisma of 6. It's pretty ugly. CLAWS: Nevermind. Let's kill it FTW: No, let's just teach it a lesson and let it go. Legion: Do you think it'll learn? FTW: I'm feeling generous. I hit the goblin with the flat side of my blade and say, "I'm feeling nice, so don't come back, okay?" DM: The goblin's constitution is pretty weak, and it squeals and nods, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," sobbing, and runs off. FTW: OK, we're done here. Let's go. DM: A few minutes later, the goblin returns with two snarling friends. FTW: I thought we had an agreement? DM: They don't understand. Argent: I cast tongues and explain that we don't want to hurt them. DM: They don't understand. Argent: Why not? DM: -5 Intelligence modifier. GATO: But I've never met creatures with so many negative modifiers... Maybe we don't have to... DM: Too bad. They rolled a 6 Wisdom check and decided to attack. Legion: How are you rolling so poorly? DM: I didn't. I rolled an 11. They have -5 wisdom. Anyway, in spite of your forgiveness and attempt to let them go unharmed, they charge blindly at FTW. Roll For Initiative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 MARA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaznawim Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 IT IS TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 I, for one, am shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 I'm not.... crush them just like last time... Al Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 i herd the tuff gui coalition was at it again. look @ that! i recommend call in mor allie this time becuse CORBA is like 12 nations now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 Listen closely you'll be able to here FtW crying wolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 DM c'mon I know this is supposed to be a roleplaying game but it's so unrealistic for our enemies to be this stupid. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Merde! Edited March 20, 2019 by Tankobite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 Have fun friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Windmark Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 And The Legions tanks just keep on rolling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 This’ll be a nice distraction and source of amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Windmark said: And The Legions tanks just keep on rolling... I hope you all will prove more of a challenge than when you attacked TOP in GWIII. It was rather embarrassing, as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Master Hakai said: i herd the tuff gui coalition was at it again. look @ that! i recommend call in mor allie this time becuse CORBA is like 12 nations now Quote About Sellswords: Mutual Defense with COBRA and Kashmir, friends with The Phoenix Federation. Recruiting anyone active. I'll send you nudes if you join . I'm filthy. Quote Cobra+Kashmir=BFFS Maybe Kashmir should help their allies!?!🤡 Godspeed to Victory for our allies in CLAWS...😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 For those moments when you just can't handle a micro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Stonewall14 said: I'll send you nudes if you join . I'm filthy. so did you join yet or you waiting til later when you're more "in the mood" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 pm for peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, iamthey said: pm for peace Hey, TOP! I have a lot of fond memories with you guys ten years ago! Salute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 As we said we would, we offered peace to Korlath on the 19th. He rejected the offer and as such the pre-existing war that started prior to Korlath joining Kashmir shall continue.https://www.cybernations.net/nation_activity.asp?Nation_ID=547590 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Canik said: we offered peace to Korlath on the 19th. I think we're past that. Edited March 21, 2019 by General Kanabis Gif malfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korlath Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Canik said: As we said we would, we offered peace to Korlath on the 19th. He rejected the offer and as such the pre-existing war that started prior to Korlath joining Kashmir shall continue.https://www.cybernations.net/nation_activity.asp?Nation_ID=547590 Actually, you nuked me and attacked me on the 19th and then had the audacity to send a peace offer. There. I fixed your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Korlath said: Actually, you nuked me and attacked me on the 19th and then had the audacity to send a peace offer. There. I fixed your post. You know it's not me who is physically at war with you right? xD In any case, the last attacks were supposed to be made on the 19th, then peace offered. So we were still true to our word. Also if you wanted peace, you could have attacked back then re-offered peace. I think it's clear you don't though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korlath Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Canik said: You know it's not me who is physically at war with you right? xD In any case, the last attacks were supposed to be made on the 19th, then peace offered. So we were still true to our word. Also if you wanted peace, you could have attacked back then re-offered peace. I think it's clear you don't though. Of course I realize that lol. I meant it figuratively. Speaking to FTW. I wanted peace on 03/04/19, you didn't. You wanted to make a point and now I'm making mine. Face it, you handled my situation the way you did because of my current affiliation with complete disregard of my past sacrifices. I bled with FTW last time as a member CLAWS (which I had been a member of since its founding up until around January). I petitioned my former leader to negotiate for me but you ignored my history. And you expected me to accept peace and while my brothers are fighting for me against your illegal war? No way. There's no honor in that. Edited March 21, 2019 by Korlath Typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Korlath said: Of course I realize that lol. I meant it figuratively. Speaking to FTW. I wanted peace on 03/04/19, you didn't. You wanted to make a point and now I'm making mine. Face it, you handled my situation the way you did because of my current affiliation with complete disregard of my past sacrifices. I bled with FTW last time as a member CLAWS (which I had been a member of since its founding up until around January). I petitioned my former leader to negotiate for me but you ignored my history. And you expected me to accept peace and while my brothers are fighting for me against your illegal war? No way. There's no honor in that. Prove that I knew about your history and past sacrifices and ignored it. And no, I expected you would probably continue fighting. I wasn't just going to assume that however and not uphold my word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korlath Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Canik said: Prove that I knew about your history and past sacrifices and ignored it. And no, I expected you would probably continue fighting. I wasn't just going to assume that however and not uphold my word. Did Al Bundy not vouch on my behalf? He came back to me with your decision. He's an honorable guy. I'm sure if we asked him he'll confirm that he vouched on my behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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