Jack Layton Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) I, ruler of NDPstan, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jack Layton, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Socialists of the Earth and Communists of the Seas and Conqueror of Conservative Parties in General and in Canada in Particular, on my own behalf, in my capacity as Commander of The Devil's Brigade, and in the power invested in me by His Holiness, The Mandarin General Kanabis of COBRA, in my capacity as Military Advisor for said alliance, that the alliances of Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc., I hereby recognize the aforementioned alliances as legitimate. In addition, I hereby recognize that grass is green and water is wet. This I sign in the presence of my wife, Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and the spirit of Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada and the Civilized World, on this 29th day of May in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen. Edited May 30, 2016 by Jack Layton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Well, this seems like a spontaneous outpouring of opinion! Congrats to all parties on recognition, particularly water and grass, who have too long been denied their true due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 God save the queen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, SirWilliam said: God save the queen! Rule Britannia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devialance Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 This sounds boring and pointless, WTF cares about Limitless Nexus, to me this just seems another Methrage ego boost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Cowboys are thrilled to see this. Thanks to all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Let's hope that with LPCN recognized, they will adopt a respectable stance politically and not threaten political dissidents on brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Jack, I think what you meant to say was: "Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are wonderful alliances with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals and people. They have to be protected. "Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are free of many pests and diseases that are common place around the world. That is why they have to have such strong biosecurity laws. "And Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are just as unique, both warm and direct. When you disrespect Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. they will tell you firmly." In other news, it is hilarious that their egos are so fragile that they need you to make this statement. Hope the .45 against your temple doesn't leave a mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I don't even know what to do anymore :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visayan Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 now i'll be waiting for that baby devialiance has to say with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 50 minutes ago, visayan said: now i'll be waiting for that baby devialiance has to say with this Why am I not suprised you people can't read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visayan Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 got so excited didn't notice he already posted. lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visayan Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Devialance said: This sounds boring and pointless, WTF cares about Limitless Nexus, to me this just seems another Methrage ego boost hahaha...you're just bitter try better next war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 O/ Jack Layton O/ D.B. O/ Wet Water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 LOL this is pure comedy gold. good on ya Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Devialance said: This sounds boring and pointless, WTF cares about Limitless Nexus, to me this just seems another Methrage ego boost Pretty much this, although Confederatio Aesir is realistically the only alliance of the three which has note due to being protected by Non Grata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 o/ To custodians of the micro ecosystem and its various bizarre constituents. Also,o/ low-hanging fruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Duderonomy said: o/ To custodians of the micro ecosystem and its various bizarre constituents. Also,o/ low-hanging fruit This is perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 hour ago, White Chocolate said: This is perfect. Can someone get Meth an A's jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) We take this announcement very seriously and have updated our in-game alliance bio to reflect this paramount moment in M Inc history Edited May 30, 2016 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 On May 29, 2016 at 5:55 PM, Jack Layton said: I, ruler of NDPstan...that the alliances of Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc., I hereby recognize the aforementioned alliances as legitimate. This I sign in the presence of my wife, Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Hang on -- why was Monsters, Inc. even included in Jack granting legitimacy to alliances? Not only were they not involved in this war, but aren't they actually fighting Oculus on another front? Seems like a weird term to insist on. Even weirder: Jack Layton married Jesus Christ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Some say I am Jesus Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazB Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 30/05/2016 at 3:27 AM, kingzog said: Jack, I think what you meant to say was: "Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are wonderful alliances with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals and people. They have to be protected. "Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are free of many pests and diseases that are common place around the world. That is why they have to have such strong biosecurity laws. "And Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are just as unique, both warm and direct. When you disrespect Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. they will tell you firmly." In other news, it is hilarious that their egos are so fragile that they need you to make this statement. Hope the .45 against your temple doesn't leave a mark. Yep, very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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