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Announcement from the Triumvirate of the New Freedom League
Hello, citizens of Planet Bob! I come forth today with several important developments to announce on behalf of the NFL. First, our long time friend and Triumvirate, Deputy Dangle, has decided to step aside from his burdensome role in the Triumvirate, to smell greener pastures (literally) at the Grand Global Alliance. We wish him the best of luck in his new role, and we are sure he will be a great asset to the GGA. As a result of his vacated position, the Triumvirate has decided to appoint seanu92 into the slot. Also, our new Finance Coordinator will be rocman12. Congratulations!
Secondly, I come before you all to announce the most adulterous PIAT around, between the NFL and our great buddies over at The Centurion Brotherhood (TCB):
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An Adulterous PIAT between TCB and NFL
I – Preamble In an effort to keep it hot, both TCB and NFL agree to sign this agreement of love, gossip, and of course, needs. Both parties involved in this treaty agree that while promiscuity is fine, office relationships are not permanent, and so agree to remain sovereign from each other.
II – Love To keep the love at work, both parties agree to the following terms.
Article I. Both parties agree that hostile actions, like assault or paying to have the other’s spouse whacked are not nice. The offending party risks losing any action it’s getting.
Article II. Should either party’s people commit an unsavoury action against the other party, offending party will have to pay back through monetary means. The size of the payback is determined by both alliances. If the offending person won’t pay back, they can take a long walk off of a short cliff.
III – Gossip Both parties agree to share all pertinent water cooler gossip. Though gossip is often false, both parties agree to ensure that only the good stuff gets passed along, and the juicy, false stuff is used for laughs only.
IV – Needs : Both parties agree to help each other out with their needs. Needs may include cash, jewelled revolvers, or, as often as possible, some good old fashioned office love.
V – Moving on Up When the time is right, both parties agree to look into buying an apartment of their own, so that they don’t have to limit themselves to pure office canoodling.
VI – Splitsville All affairs have the potential to end at one time or another, as spouses become more suspicious. Either party may call an end to the love if they feel their spouse is hot on their trail. Three days will be given for the parties to get rid of anything that represents their office lover.
Signed for The Centurion Brotherhood
King Xander the Only, Patriarchus Diplomatiae
Sir Nick of Jess, Patriarchus Communis
Joque Straap, Patriarchus Belli
The 2nd Centurion Senate
Signed for the New Freedom League
King Najibbles, Triumvir
Slicer845695, Triumvir
seanu92, Triumvir
tl;dr
1. seanu92 is new Triumvir in place of Deputy Dangle and rocman12 is in charge of Finances
2. TCB and NFL <3 each other with ultra-amazing PIAT
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
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