Lord Hitchcock Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Since LPH is backing PeeWee, who delcared on me and forced me to activate my pact with King Issaac, Here is my unofficial Lavendertown response: You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Last Hope Army. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Last Hope Army military general. In the attack Dangelo Bartlett of the Army branch with an XP level of 31 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) The hilarity of SRA complaining in this thread that a diplomatic solution could've been achieved and in another attacking MI6 for saying a diplomatic solution could've been achieved is on point - well done, gents. Berbers, don't put words in our mouth - MI6 has always and will always be against EZI. Just quoting from #Mi6 is all... Edit: sorry it wasnt ezi, just pzi now that I think of it, but I did put pzi/ezi because I couldnt remember what one it was Edit x 2: After seeing the Chim rant, where he called me a liar and threatened to EZI me (lol) I've decided to post what I was referring to with my "EZI/PZI has already been bandied about" comment <&Chimaera> I feel bad for that big guy. I'm sure Smurf never told him ghosting to hit us = PZI So for the sake of clarity, Mi6 never said anything about EZI'ing the ghosts, just PZI'ing them. Edited September 25, 2014 by berbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 PZI is completely appropriate in dealing with repeat nuclear rogues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Here is my unofficial Lavendertown response: You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Last Hope Army. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Last Hope Army military general. In the attack Dangelo Bartlett of the Army branch with an XP level of 31 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.I'm very glad you're not in Lavender Town, else this would force a rather unpleasant talk with Franz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The hilarity of SRA complaining in this thread that a diplomatic solution could've been achieved and in another attacking MI6 for saying a diplomatic solution could've been achieved is on point - well done, gents. Berbers, don't put words in our mouth - MI6 has always and will always be against EZI. 2 things about this: 1) show me one SRA member complaining? I have seen taunting. I have seen asshatery. I have even seen, shockingly, logic. However, I have seen no complaints by SRA members in this thread. 2) as for attacks on MI6, proof, or you are full of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 They want it so badly Smurth. [I]I wonder what could have happened to make them hate us so much? [/I](Heavy Sarcasm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) After being away from the office for the last 35 hours and returning to peruse this thread, I thought it prudent to offer the OFFICIAL RED ASS CLARIFICATION ON WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS 1. The Screaming Red Asses, having ridden for some time as a one-man micro, do in fact recognize Pee Wee's Playhouse as an alliance. 2. The Red Asses do not raid for tech by policy. We do sanction the occasional "grudge raid", however. It look like this is what the attack on MitchellBlade was. 3. We recognize the protection Pee Wee's Playhouse of Los Pollos Hermanos. The raid against Pee Wee should not have occurred given this protection, which was properly announced on the OWF. Los Pollos Hermanos protecting their protectorate in such a case is expected and justified. 4. This is obviated by the fact that Pee Wee's playhouse attacked our ally Kaskus. Normally, we would let Kaskus handle such an incident, but since they are currently engaged in war, we would have taken this action regardless of the protection. TL;DR: Whatever errors occurred in the raid on Pee Wee's playhouse are rendered moot by the current situation, leaving us with the following options: 1. If Los Pollos Hermanos was protecting Pee Wee's playhouse due to a perceived raid, we understand and can walk away from our engagement with them with our apologies. You protection announcement was honestly overlooked. 2. If Los Pollos Hermanos would like to enter into war with the Screaming Red Asses in spite of Pee Wee's attack on Kaskus, we are happy to recognize hostilities with LPH and continue on the course we are currently following. 3. In either case, if I read the OP correctly, Pee Wee's Playhouse has declared war on SRA. We recognize this state of hostilities. As I am currently at a facility that prohibits IRC use, and my access to these forums may also be limited. If a message clarifying LPH's position could be sent to me in-game, I will get the message out to my AA, and we can proceed as you wish. Regards, Walsh the Beloved Red Ass Commander Edited July 30, 2017 by Walshington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Crap! Why did nobody tell me the boss was coming back early! Well this was fun while it lasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I'm very glad you're not in Lavender Town, else this would force a rather unpleasant talk with Franz.so nice to see two allied government members get along :popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Since LPH is backing PeeWee, who delcared on me and forced me to activate my pact with King Issaac, Here is my unofficial Lavendertown response: You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Last Hope Army. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Last Hope Army military general. In the attack Dangelo Bartlett of the Army branch with an XP level of 31 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Post the other one! Show that Sir Kiloist of Last Hope Army prick who is boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Just quoting from #Mi6 is all... Edit: sorry it wasnt ezi, just pzi now that I think of it, but I did put pzi/ezi because I couldnt remember what one it was Edit x 2: After seeing the Chim rant, where he called me a liar and threatened to EZI me (lol) I've decided to post what I was referring to with my "EZI/PZI has already been bandied about" comment <&Chimaera> I feel bad for that big guy. I'm sure Smurf never told him ghosting to hit us = PZI So for the sake of clarity, Mi6 never said anything about EZI'ing the ghosts, just PZI'ing them. We actually plan to make ghosts decom all their wonders, in addition to sending us tech for the next 1 year 8 months 3 weeks and 10 days. Monsters, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Just quoting from #Mi6 is all... Edit: sorry it wasnt ezi, just pzi now that I think of it, but I did put pzi/ezi because I couldnt remember what one it was Edit x 2: After seeing the Chim rant, where he called me a liar and threatened to EZI me (lol) I've decided to post what I was referring to with my "EZI/PZI has already been bandied about" comment <&Chimaera> I feel bad for that big guy. I'm sure Smurf never told him ghosting to hit us = PZI So for the sake of clarity, Mi6 never said anything about EZI'ing the ghosts, just PZI'ing them. Someone should decommission your posting privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 We actually plan to make ghosts decom all their wonders, in addition to sending us tech for the next 1 year 8 months 3 weeks and 10 days. Monsters, I know. Ooh. I actually like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) Colorful clarification, Walshington. Edit x 2: After seeing the Chim rant, where he called me a liar and threatened to EZI me (lol) I've decided to post what I was referring to with my "EZI/PZI has already been bandied about" comment <&Chimaera> I feel bad for that big guy. I'm sure Smurf never told him ghosting to hit us = PZI So for the sake of clarity, Mi6 never said anything about EZI'ing the ghosts, just PZI'ing them. For those of us who take what's actually possilbe into account when handing out punishments (as opposed to threats that can't be followed up upon by any stretch of the imagination), there isn't a difference. Regardless, however - I only said it was interesting. MI6 is free to hand out PZI's and cause their alliance a ton of future headache (ask NPO why I'd say that) if that's what they decide. Edited September 26, 2014 by White Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 We actually plan to make ghosts decom all their wonders, in addition to sending us tech for the next 1 year 8 months 3 weeks and 10 days. Monsters, I know. I'm sure keeping them at ZI indefinitely is enough, you don't need to go and do that stuff too, big meanie :( Someone should decommission your posting privileges. Oh wow, I finally agree with Marx on something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) I'm sure keeping them at ZI indefinitely is enough, you don't need to go and do that stuff too, big meanie :( Yeah, it could be. ZTing would be cool, too. Maybe make them eat dog food. We clearly have lots of options to discuss. Edited September 26, 2014 by Gibsonator21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Yeah, it could be. ZTing would be cool, too. Maybe make them eat dog food. We clearly have lots of options to discuss. Don't your guys need to come out of PM if this is going to happen? Not sure how it works, otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Don't your guys need to come out of PM if this is going to happen? Not sure how it works, otherwise. Probably not, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) ZI/ZT/ZL = zeal? Edited September 26, 2014 by Ogaden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Colorful clarification, Walshington. For those of us who take what's actually possilbe into account when handing out punishments (as opposed to threats that can't be followed up upon by any stretch of the imagination), there isn't a difference. Regardless, however - I only said it was interesting. MI6 is free to hand out PZI's and cause their alliance a ton of future headache (ask NPO why I'd say that) if that's what they decide. Or maybe you're reading way too much into common banter in a situation you're not involved. We're also Ezi'ing chimaera and we'll be ZEALing Umbrella right after. (Please don't write several posts and quote this all over the place like you've had some sort of epiphany. thanks) Edited September 27, 2014 by IYIyTh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) RECOGNITION OF HOSTILITIES Just so it is official: after more diplomacy than takes place in the peace negotiations of your average coalition war, Pee Wee's Playhouse has elected to continue hostilities against Kaskus, Los Pollos Hermanos has elected to continue protecting them in light of this, and the Screaming Red Asses have elected to officially recognize the ongoing state of war with both parties. We're all doing what we feel we must, and no one is butthurt. Were this war a featured video on your favorite internet porn site, you would find it under the "Mature" category. Let the Pee Wee War commence, Walsh the Beloved Red Ass Commander Edited July 30, 2017 by Walshington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I object to this being called a war, but if we must, it is the most aptly named in planet Bob's history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 If this must be labeled a war then it should be called the Ankle Biter War ( thanks to Lurunin for that name). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I object to this being called a war, but if we must, it is the most aptly named in planet Bob's history.Yeah, I don't think we're really all that relevant :PAnd to pre-empt the eighth or ninth question as to why I protected masta: I feel as if Kaskus should have been able to handle him theirselves, due in part to Kaskus' new wave of ghosts and MI6 being smart cookies on the tactics side of things. They have more than enough in range.I have zero problem with SRA coming in defense of their ally, it's what allies do. It is not what I would have done given the situation (look at me, making it sound like this is more than one nation we're talking about. Masta could be on Jersey Shore) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) I'll point out one more time, as Xanth has admitted, the raid had nothing to do with Kaskus; he really was ignorant that Masta had hit Kaskus (that part is just coincidental). The raid had everything to do with Masta needing to get hit for being Masta. As for LPH protecting Masta, Xanth was also ignorant of that fact as well. Neither Xanth, nor SRA, is not claiming that ignorance is an excuse or a defense. Taken literally, we don't like Masta. I wish I was someplace in range. That said, Xanth admitted fault and has offered diplomatic means to end the stupidity of this shindig. Notobdy in Pee Wee or LPH seems to mind taking a beating, but when they are done, the door is open. Edit: for clarity Edited September 29, 2014 by smurthwaite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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