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 Thank you for the reference. You can resupply on any of our street corners behind the tanks.

Outstanding, a trip to mil-com is longer over due, I'll see if I can persuade one of the fellows to come topside and play courier, you still take bitcoin right ?

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We've never fought the same alliance twice nor have we ever declared without a CB. Do you enjoy talking out of your ass or just being proven wrong?


Those two sentences were entirely unrelated. This feels like FAN chose an alliance randomly to hit, which is exactly what Kaskus did months ago. So it feels so cliched.

EDIT: And my memory sucks. As you just corrected me, that never came to fruition. Edited by Krzyzewskiville
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Those two sentences were entirely unrelated. This feels like FAN chose an alliance randomly to hit, which is exactly what Kaskus did months ago. So it feels so cliched.

EDIT: And my memory sucks. As you just corrected me, that never came to fruition.


FAN's attack here isn't at all random. It's just as calculated as the Kaskus attack on SL when the war was ongoing. Poorly, but planned nevertheless.
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Everyone listen to Hereno. He is the self appointed leader of FAN and is the acting all knowing and powerful wizard of FAN. He knows all!! You really shouldn't make statements on which you know nothing about. Assumptions are like....well I think we all know the rest of that line.

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Im curious if anyone has enough leadership potential to pilot a stability operation against FAN. I have left an open mic. Neo Uruk? Hereno?

out of all the many stupid things that have come out of your mouth,im willing to bet that this is by far the most retarded sentence spoken on the owf in at least the last month.
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You're cute, kid.  Stick around, maybe you'll make something of yourself.

 

I don't know about that, people have been saying the same thing about FAN for years now and just look.

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please enlighten us all as to exactly what you're trying to get at with your incredibly witty post?

 

The International has been saying behind closed doors (ooc: on iRC) that FAN didn't attack them because you guys are scared. (They are the largest commie alliance). I think Trotsky here is trying to show he's not scared of you guys?

 

 

I don't know about that, people have been saying the same thing about FAN for years now and just look.

 

 

lolz epic bacon dow u guize #classicfan #we'retotallystillathing

 

 

 

I don't know, it didn't seem to fun for you guys last time! 

 

 

Reinforced here by their leader implying that you chose UCR because their allies are weaker than Internationals allies:

 

 

 

Don't worry, Oggie.  LSF is allied to NATO, MCXA, and Shangri-La -- all of whom are noble and dependable allies and will certainly come charging to the defense of UCR. 

 

Go ahead.  Hold your breath.  I'm sure they are gassing up their tanks and wheeling the rockets out onto the launchpads, even as I type.  Because, you know, they're honorable and stuff.

-Craig

 
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The International has been saying behind closed doors (ooc: on iRC) that FAN didn't attack them because you guys are scared. (They are the largest commie alliance). I think Trotsky here is trying to show he's not scared of you guys?

 

 

 

 

Reinforced here by their leader implying that you chose UCR because their allies are weaker than Internationals allies:

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty hillarious how you misconstrued Craig's (who's not in gov) post altogether, he was merely taking a jab at a specific grouping over old differences of ours. As for Trotsky, he's not even a member of INT.

 

Still, please dump some logs of me saying anything to that end, I'm counting on you.

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Pretty hillarious how you misconstrued Craig's (who's not in gov) post altogether, he was merely taking a jab at a specific grouping over old differences of ours. As Trotsky, he's not even a member of INT.

 

Still, please dump some logs of me saying anything to that end, I'm counting on you.

 

Craig is like the face of Int. I didn't even know you were a member, much less govt. 

 

And I didn't know where Trotsky was from because Ayatollah Bro-whatever doesn't exist (ooc: in-game). But that is a commie name so I assumed Int. 

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Craig is like the face of Int. I didn't even know you were a member, much less govt. 
 
And I didn't know where Trotsky was from because Ayatollah Bro-whatever doesn't exist (ooc: in-game). But that is a commie name so I assumed Int.


Momentum has been in and out of INT gov for quite some time now.

Trotsky is an NSO member.
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/me mentally kicks himself for getting involved in this oh-so-entertaining thread

 

There clearly is a need here for a primer on how and why FAN rolls.  My apologies in advance to the old-timers here who are well-versed in FAN philosophy – come on over to iirc and I’ll pour you some cider in recompense.

 

First off, let me say:  This is our fault.  It’s our fault that there are so many noobs here that are saying, “Oh the noez!  Who is FAN and why are they attacking UoCR?” because FAN has kept to itself.  In the recent past, we’ve had no interest in being involved with Planet Bob shenanigans – even its wars, which is saying something because FAN typically likes a good fight.  That’s rule number 1 for the noobs:  FAN plays CN to fight.  CN without fighting is emo BS.

 

Rule #2 is that, with some very specific limitations, FAN nations can do whatever the heck they want.  It’s what makes us so good at war – we just point the dogs in the general direction of the fox and let the dogs do their thing.

 

So here’s how the UoCR business went down.  I’ll give you a one-time peek behind the curtain to understand our motivations here. 

 

1) One of our junior members said, “Hey, there’s a nation called Soviet USA.  He belongs to some alliance called Union of Communist Republics and it has X members, but can I attack him anyway?”

 

2) We check out their forum, and low and behold, these guys aren’t just players role-playing Commies in CN, they are actually RL Communists who believe that Communism is good for all!  WTF?

 

3) mpol, as a member of Congress, puts up a vote to go to war against Soviet USA’s entire alliance.  The only reason mpol beat me to it was because I was busy extracting the ice pick from my eyes after seeing the homage to Communism that is UoCR’s forum.

 

4) Vote passes unanimously in about 2 hours.  Congress sends the bill to our Servers who look it over, say, “Hell yes!” and direct our military to plan our war.

 

5) We kick around end-game and surrender terms.  $441M in reps was considered (94,000,000 people killed by Communism in the 20th Century times $4 and change -- what the material value of a human body is), but ultimately settle on the following:

  • An admission in UoCR’s OWF surrender announcement that RL Communism is bad period.
  • UoCR must place an order for Freedom Fries in their surrender announcement
  • Continuation of the current wars until they expire

 ‘cause the war itself is reward enough for us.

 

6) About 18 hours after our initial attack, UoCR leadership (RA and KI) approach us about surrendering.  We give them our terms and have yet to receive an answer.

 

The rest, as they say, is history.  History, for my UoCR friends, is the study of things that happened in the past.

 

So there was no “UoCR just finished a war and now is the time to attack” or “What are the implications for Planet Bob if we attack” concerns.  Heck, we were barely aware that a decent-sized war had just ended.  RL Commies came onto our radar screen, and we figured we’d be doing everyone here a favor by Darwin-Awarding these imbeciles who actually RL believe in the single most brutal, failed political system that ever cursed the Earth.

 

Frankly, I’m disappointed that the rest of Planet Bob has tolerated them for so long.

 

So ultimately, it was Soviet USA's fault.

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/me mentally kicks himself for getting involved in this oh-so-entertaining thread
 
There clearly is a need here for a primer on how and why FAN rolls.  My apologies in advance to the old-timers here who are well-versed in FAN philosophy – come on over to iirc and I’ll pour you some cider in recompense.
 
First off, let me say:  This is our fault.  It’s our fault that there are so many noobs here that are saying, “Oh the noez!  Who is FAN and why are they attacking UoCR?” because FAN has kept to itself.  In the recent past, we’ve had no interest in being involved with Planet Bob shenanigans – even its wars, which is saying something because FAN typically likes a good fight.  That’s rule number 1 for the noobs:  FAN plays CN to fight.  CN without fighting is emo BS.


If what you consider "wars" and "fighting" is smacking around an alliance 1/10th your size immediately after the last global, then it's no wonder you're all so bored.
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