duelking Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Official Dispatch of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations It was a quiet and peaceful afternoon in Mr. Sykes classroom at Cable77 Elementary School. The excitement which had taken place a couple days earlier in the lunchroom had subsided. The students were in the classroom sitting at their desks reading diligently from their history books. Mrs Mac had just opened the classroom door and asked Mr. Sykes to join her in the hallway for a few moments. Looking up from his book, one of the boys in the corner of the room realized that Mr. Sykes had stepped out. He pulled out his cell and promptly drafted a text message, hitting send just a few seconds later. On the other side of the room a faint buzz could be heard from another boy's pocket. The boy glanced around the room and noticed that all the other kids were still occupied with their reading. He pulled the phone out of his pocket and read the text: Quote P- is going to be sorry that she ever got involved in our business. Of course the note to which Fark had been referring had been from the class know-it-all two days earlier, before the cafeteria fight had broken out: Quote Pezstar, on 18 Nov 2013 - 18:53 said: Hey IRON, I hear you'll be countering us against NADC, an alliance you have no ties to whatsoever. I just wanted to let you know that we're looking forward to seeing what sort of absurd chains you pull off to make that happen! Good luck! That's crazy, the boy thought. IRON wasn't going to be the one fabricating the chain to get into the food fight. Just then the phone buzzed again. A second text popped up: Quote I'm taking her down and I want your help. The naughty corner awaits. :ehm: Pursuant to the "Alright, Kids, Put on Your Boxing Gloves and Go See the Coach" article of "The Naughty Corner Accords", the Independent Republic of Orange Nations declares war on the Siberian Tiger Alliance in response to Fark's request for assistance. Quote ditchboy00, on 18 Nov 2013 - 21:38, said: Round III TheWarrior. Wooooo Yep. For the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Queltocz, President, IRON Councilor Shahenshah, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor duelking, Deputy Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Theophilos, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Baron Aaron, Deputy Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Imran Ehsan, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor Ali Bin Turban, Deputy Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor The Warrior, Director of Diplomacy, Council Secretary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pezstar Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 So to recap for everyone, IRON ignored their treaty with NG, then declared war on an alliance protecting their ally. Then, instead of having one of NADC's actual allies declare on us, IRON declares on STA using not 1, but 4 treaties to get to an oA to enter against us, a much, MUCH smaller alliance attacking an alliance IRON is not allied to and with whom we are pretty evenly matched. It serves no strategic value whatsoever, and no matter how hard I try, I can't figure out why you'd choose to do this rather than do something that actually HELPS your coalition.Shame on IRON. We now know why it took you so long to enter the war... you had to stop to search for your dignity. It looks like you weren't able to find it. Shame on FARK. We thought a lot of you before this nonsense and have had several discussions with TPF about getting closer to you. You were one of the few alliances we truly respected. And to NpO: Our illusions have been shattered. We know. Yeah. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiagoroth Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Cheers, IRON :) Thanks for the help <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Noldorin Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Hail o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coloradia Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) It took you long enough, you probably had to stop and try to find your dignity along the way. Edit: $^@$ Pez you used my line! Edited November 21, 2013 by Coloradia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) Whatever you gotta do, I guess. STA has certainly terrified the aggressive coalition in this conflict by riding to defend their allies. I surmise that this was not predicted in the original planning. Best of luck, tigers. Edit: typo Edited November 21, 2013 by Pingu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Thomas IV Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Don't strain yourself too hard now IRON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3mon Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Good job on loosing more respect in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enamel32 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 So to recap for everyone, IRON ignored their treaty with NG, then declared war on an alliance protecting their ally. Then, instead of having one of NADC's actual allies declare on us, IRON declares on STA using not 1, but 4 treaties to get to an oA to enter against us, a much, MUCH smaller alliance attacking an alliance IRON is not allied to and with whom we are pretty evenly matched. It serves no strategic value whatsoever, and no matter how hard I try, I can't figure out why you'd choose to do this rather than do something that actually HELPS your coalition. Shame on IRON. We now know why it took you so long to enter the war... you had to stop to search for your dignity. It looks like you weren't able to find it. Shame on FARK. We thought a lot of you before this nonsense and have had several discussions with TPF about getting closer to you. You were one of the few alliances we truly respected. And to NpO: Our illusions have been shattered. We know. Yeah. Oops. I can't lie, this is a pretty epic first post. Well done hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montosh Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Love it :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I didn't think it was possible to dig that hole any deeper. Good show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teufel Hunden Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) Here we go again but all I can say of this is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g Edited November 21, 2013 by Teufel Hunden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Time to reach for that popcorn again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mompson Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'm not sure what we have to do with this, but okay Pez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I can't say that I'm not happy, I'm a truly luck fellow, I managed to fight and nuke the most cowards and low-down alliances in each cyberverse eras and now I'm fighting against the nowadays scum alliance that is IRON, I have just to be thankful for being such lucky guy. That's not much to be said about that after see the need of so many chains to IRON attack us, a much smaller alliance, may your children their 3rd generation glow green IRON. Za'Sibir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'm not sure what we have to do with this, but okay Pez. Everything is our fault apparently. Which is of course code for everything being TOP's fault, since they are le puppet masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyrinx Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Welcome to the war. Why don't you bring your top tier out? I think some others would like to play with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 and IRON will never recover......What the hell happened to IRON anyway? They used to be smarter than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Time to go to the naughty corner STA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I am rather pleased that this came to fruition. Most of the alliances arrayed against us bring me no particular joy to cause harm to. But you, IRON, have always been a terrible alliance. Without exception you have been a group of weak spines, myopic vision, and clumsy self-interest. Few alliances have done more harm to mine over the course of the years than IRON has. I look forward to burning the fields of a truly deserving alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 So to recap for everyone, IRON ignored their treaty with NG, then declared war on an alliance protecting their ally. Then, instead of having one of NADC's actual allies declare on us, IRON declares on STA using not 1, but 4 treaties to get to an oA to enter against us, a much, MUCH smaller alliance attacking an alliance IRON is not allied to and with whom we are pretty evenly matched. It serves no strategic value whatsoever, and no matter how hard I try, I can't figure out why you'd choose to do this rather than do something that actually HELPS your coalition. Shame on IRON. We now know why it took you so long to enter the war... you had to stop to search for your dignity. It looks like you weren't able to find it. Shame on FARK. We thought a lot of you before this nonsense and have had several discussions with TPF about getting closer to you. You were one of the few alliances we truly respected. And to NpO: Our illusions have been shattered. We know. Yeah. Oops. Poor guy. Have you tied Puff Plus? They have gel and a scent in them that helps stop the tears. Whatever you gotta do, I guess. STA has certainly terrified the aggressive coalition in this conflict be riding to defend their allies. I surmise that this was not predicted in the original planning. Best of luck, tigers. People don't like alliances who hit their allies bloc mates. I'm not sure what we have to do with this, but okay Pez. Always protect your splinters that no longer want to be allied with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'm not sure what we have to do with this, but okay Pez. I'm pretty sure Polaris is who initiated this war Mompson and I'm pretty sure that Polaris is one of the main players behind the strategy your side is using, I'm not saying that this was Polaris idea, but I'm pretty sure Polaris agreed or at least put no objections to this, since I'm not seeing any formal protest from Polaris, considering also that two of the alliances used to chain IRON are your allies. I hope your victory worth the kind of things your side, led by NpO is doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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