ShadowDragon Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy! The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. It came forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Greetings, Kaskus. May you enjoy our Masquerade of Madness. tl;dr Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Best of luck, not that you even need any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 o/ RIAFun, fun, fun, I'm glad you tl;dr'd for me. Much easier to understand. Thanks <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 i've known about this since ogaden declared war 2 mins ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Well damn, that was fast. Good on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Opportunistic scum will perish. Goodbye, smurfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valtamdraugr Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bringest me thy ankles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus1082 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Sweet. Get some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Love you guys. Kick some ass. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshadow Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Love this. Have fun boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Have fun RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 o/ Cactuar Response Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Seriously love you guys so much :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morthos Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Have fun :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icepick Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Give them hell, RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 A timely response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Lucky bastards. Enjoy the war you crazy SOBs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Shinnra Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 That was some quick reaction time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Have fun RIA Getting all the war n shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bwahahaha. Oh Kaskus, you dun goofed.o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Go get 'em RIA!! Show them what crazy looks like!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 BONES FOR THE BONE FORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 brb spending warchest on infra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 looks like I have my next targets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Unbelievable waste of resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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