Unknown Smurf Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) A long time ago, in a land not too far away, there were a bunch of fierce warriors who pillaged the land. They shot arrows from horseback and few were able to contend. But as technology advanced, the mongols were faced with better equipped enemies, some that were not as easily defeated. In order to deal with this, there were two main lines of thought, some thought we should defend the man on horseback by armoring the horse and the shooter, while others felt as though extending the shooters range out of the enemies would be enough. So two factions were created, the aerial bomber division and the tank division. Many moons passed and each had their own success and failures, but, always, we reminisced about the times that once were where brothers fought alongside each other with no petty differences keeping them apart. But today we see that neither thought process was incorrect, they were just different. With this knowledge we can bring the two factions back together and take on the world side by side once again. So without further ado we'd like to Call in the Air Support. The Call in the Air Support is an Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Treaty between the Swash Plates and Tail Rotors, henceforth referred to as SPTR, and Kaskus. Article I: Sovereignty Both branches agree to not interfere in the other branches military planning and operations. Sometimes SPTR might just want to bomb some targets and Kaskus may just want to go around the “minefields,” and both parties agree to respect the right of the other to do so. Article II: Non-aggression While it is very hard, it is possible for tanks to shoot down helicopters, or launch them off a ramp into a helicopter, and for helicopters to drop bombs on tanks. Both signatories agree not to do so, unless, of course, we need more casualties. Article III: Respect The signatory alliances and their members will treat each other with as much respect and decency as... hahahahhahahah. Yeah right. Maybe we will share strippers. MAYBE. We definitely all make fun of Bitburg/Sheburger though. Article IV: Intelligence Both parties agree that we lack intelligence but if we ever find a box with some in it, we will share. Article V: Defensive Assistance If either signatory finds itself under unwarranted attack then the other signatory will defend the other from the outside aggression in a timely fashion. Article VI: Aggression Both SPTR and Kaskus are welcome to assist the other in offensive maneuvers. If one requests help from the other, they are welcome to come in and try to take some casualties but they are not required to do so. Article VII: Cancellation Both parties reserve the right to cancel this treaty for any reason as long as the reasons are communicated to the other. If one chooses to do so, the treaty will remain in effect for 72 hours so we can get our parting shots at each other. /s/ Kaskus: Black Orchid, President Spandonia, Vice President Unknown Smurf, MoFA Swash Plates and Tail Rotors: Untouchable, War Commander Ft Campbell, Nashornstan Advisor Edited August 8, 2013 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Cool stuff. Two interesting alliances. I only expect great things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 This is good to see. Hails all the way around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Side King Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 I was expecting something else. Congrats none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnap88 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 congrats guys :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Wow, BONES is still around? Congrats to my former comrades on both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 a Kaskus announcement and a SPATR announcement not regarding a war? there's a problem here o/ either way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Cool. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Who does your graphics work? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted August 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Who does your graphics work? :P Believe it or not, its all in-house. We're a talented bunch over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Yeah... talented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valleo Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Believe it or not, its all in-house. We're a talented bunch over here. ROFL, I am thinking you missed his intent ;) Anyways, Good Luck :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untouchable Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Wow, BONES is still around? Congrats to my former comrades on both sides. Trying to keep a low profile,We live in dangerous times LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emphix Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Grats to all :)) hi bones hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) ROFL, I am thinking you missed his intent ;) Anyways, Good Luck :P Don't worry, I understood it just fine ;) Sorry for the late reply, I was on vacation. Edited August 20, 2013 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 O/ Kaskus O/ Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.