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There have been many questions in regards to why we are at war with FAN. Yes, it is true, FAN was in severe breach of their surrender terms, yes they grossly disrespected us by refusing to report ghosts and police their members, but in reality, our reason for attacking goes deeper than that. It is one of the greatest secrets of the New Pacific Order and today, finally, it can safely be revealed to those who made it possible.

Last September, we accepted surrender terms from FAN to the surprise of many. Our reasons for doing so have long been shrouded in mystery, however, there was a method to our madness. Last summer, New Pacific Order scientists completed the single greatest weapon in the Pacifican arsenal, a biological weapon of devastating effectiveness. It was a retrovirus designed to rewrite DNA and alter cellular division and brain chemistry, highly contagious, highly potent (in fact nearly 100% effective). This is also why Pacifican troops were charged with defending FAN all this time and keeping other nations out - the entire alliance was under quarantine.

During the final months of the FAN war, mixed with the conventional and nuclear weapons used, were a large number of these new devices dropped into FAN territory by the New Pacific Order Air Force. They were dropped in key cities, food supplies, water supplies, medical storage facilities and other areas that would serve to spread the agent around the alliance as effectively as possible. They were disguised as dud explosive devices to conceal their true purpose until it is too late. That purpose has now become clear, long past a time FAN could prevent it. I am sure by now that some of you have guessed the purpose of this device, but for clarity, I will explain it now.

This retrovirus differs from most in one key detail; this virus was not designed to kill, it was designed to reverse the aging process to a certain point and then purge itself from the system of the target. In short, this biological weapon was designed to, over the course of a few months, reduce an entire alliance into nothing but infants. It was clear at the time we signed the terms that a bunch of infants could not possibly keep to them - it was only a matter of time before they slipped up. Knowing this, it was only a matter of time before we would be able to move in and reap the fruits of our labor.

You all have witnessed, firsthand, just how effective this weapon is. FAN, an alliance once considered one of the toughest in CN, enduring our bombings for months without crying, without whining, without despairing, has been reduced to a gibbering, sobbing, mess. Half of the NPO military needed to receive additional training in amphibious warfare just to deal with the countless new lakes and rivers created by their tears. New Pacific Order military vehicles had to be refitted for additional traction in the mud. The results are obvious, not only did our new weapon work, it worked marvelously.

When we launched this war, in response to the gross violations of their surrender terms, our end goal was simple; to replenish the dwindling supplies of babies for consumption in the Order. Yes, I know, I know, the leadership had not said anything about a baby famine until now. We did not wish to worry you unnecessarily when a solution was in sight. The truth is a baby blight struck our usual sources - you know the ones - and so they were no longer fit for consumption. The lack of warfare in this peaceful time threatened to cut into the potential for new supply. Devildogs certainly could not meet our demand, even if their puppies were magically delicious. However, do not worry, New Pacific Order analysts estimate the number of babies in FAN, coupled with our new ability to store the babies without preservatives indefinitely, will increase to a level sufficient to feed the NPO for the next thirty years.

Rejoice, countrymen, for tonight food is plentiful, morale is high, and victory is assured. A special thank you to our allies, who have graciously agreed to dispatch millions to aid us in the baby collection and tonight I invite them over for dinner - please join us as the New Pacific Order Chef Corps. prepare a glorious feast in celebration of our unity and our successful harvesting operation inside of FAN. I promise you, it is something you will kick yourself for the next century if you miss it.

There you have it, you now understand why we went into FAN, why FAN are now the emos they jokes about killing, why baby reserves have skyrocketed, why we accepted surrender terms from FAN in the first place - all of it is out in the open. This is the future of warfare - our enemies reduced to babies to be consumed by the Pacific Leviathan - literally. You have the truth, for what it is worth, and you know what it means for you - good food and good friends for years to come.

Hail Pacifica!
Hail Moo!

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