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 Almost a year ago, the great northlands were rocked by a particularly brutal winter. While the Vikings of Valhalla had been away looting and pillaging, the God Loki had in a fit of pique unleashed the Frost Giants upon the Norse lands. Many brave warriors faded away, their souls chilled by the breath of frost and cold. The realms of Asgaard were the first fall, but Valhalla held itself together, barely, beating back the Frost Giants and their frozen curse of apathy. As the remaining Vikings clustered around the fires of the meadehalls, stories began to spread of a new land being founded by our friends and allies far to the south. A land without cold or snow, where the Vikings could go and find a new home. And so, after much deliberation it was decided that the Longboats should sail from our frozen lands. The Gates of Valhalla were thus sealed and the remaining Vikings set their Longboats away from its shores, many thought, forever.

 Far to the south, the Vikings landed upon the [url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hbN8FetIYv4/TAJjk-7eQiI/AAAAAAAAAm4/jIPb7RjGW2A/s1600/Picture+5.png"]beaches[/url] of an off shore tax haven owned and operated by a start up organization known as “Anarchy Inc.” Amongst the palm trees and warm sands and this new land, it seemed that the Vikings of Valhalla had at last found a new, better place to call home. The Vikings traded their heavy fur armor and horned helmets for shirts and ties and tried their hand at Corporate Chaos.

As time passed, it came to be known to the Vikings of Anarchy Inc. that Odin One Eye had awoken from his frozen slumber, and had grown displeased. His chosen volk had grown soft from the comfort of corporate jets, interns and private retreats . Rising from his throne, he summoned he Valkyries, sending them South to call his Vikings back to the halls of their ancestors.


Answering this call, the vikings of Valhalla pull the Longboats from dry storage in Ai's maze of warehouses and once again set sail, this time North, towards home. With the sound of thunder, the frozen gates of Valhalla were opened anew. Beneath the tree of Yggdrasil, the Norns weave a new skein of fate to the story of Bob. The Vikings once again ride the waves of destiny.


We treasure all the Umbrellas, Mushrooms and Goonskin caps we pillaged along with Anarchy Inc. and we thank them for putting up with the drunken, burly, hairy warriors of auld (oh and the men too) for the better part of the last year.



We hereby reDeclare the existence of Valhalla. You can find us again at [url="http://cnvalhalla.org"]http://cnvalhalla.org[/url] or #CNValhalla on ColdFront.

Chefjoe - Regent
Bud - Vice Regent
Aeros - Emissary
B1gAlMan - Marshal
Lykme - Security Consul
Vixen - Chancellor


Toga - Norn
Mad_Scotsman - Norn
Jesper - Norn

(pending) - Aesir


TLDR~ WINTER IS COMING[url="http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm"].[/url]

 

 

-Tron(reDoE)ix

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