mpol777 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 [font="Impact"]Federation of Armed Nations[/font] The Federation of Armed Nations would like to offer our sincere apologies for not engaging in the pew pew before this time. Frankly we've just been a bit busy doing what we can to help prevent a massacre on small planet, not much unlike Planet Bob, elsewhere in the galaxy. It seems a group of mouthbreathers have launched an unprecedented assault on gun porn in a nation on that planet. Normally we try to stay out of the business of nations on other planets, but the genocide they are attempting cannot be allowed. It truly is a sad situation. They want to end the freedom of hundreds of races of guns to reproduce and then stick those that remain into concentration camps where they can eventually be killed off. They say it is for their own protection, but we all know what happens in those places. Not a good place to take a shower if you know what I mean. And not only are they attempting to kill off these races, but also to force the neutering of those and countless others. Even the children. A little baby Glock 26 would be limited to only 10 rounds. [COLOR="Red"]Babies people! They are attacking and killing babies![/COLOR] Sorry. I get a little emotional when it comes to the children. Rest assured. We'll get them straightened out. In any case we'll be tossing some nukes, busting some pixels and tonking some dudes right away. We have some friends in this little dust up and as is common practice we will be fighting with them and against the people they are fighting with. Duh. We all know these things work by now. So, if a bunch of grizzled old men come charging over the hill at you, that's us and we are at war with you. Signed, Server of the Poisoned Kool-aid - MrSmyth Server of the Poisoned Kool-aid - RichieRich Eternal Server of the Poisoned Kool-aid - Jack Tarr Gun Pron. Get it while it's hot and still legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 had to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Nothing like a lil gun pron to get things rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Welcome, FAN. Glad to be fighting with you this time :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
905tf Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Good hunting, y'all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 No idea who your fighting, but always love a FAN announcement. Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Think of the children, people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 In honor of Jack may you nuke them all, FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Welcome FAN \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Smyth Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 (edited) Sad but necessary. For Jack. He loved this picture. Edited January 28, 2013 by Mr. Smyth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Somoza1 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Take the guns of your vanquished opponents and donate them to the citizens of the similar planet so that they may forever be armed and remember fondly their visit from the yellow FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Go to bed old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 o/ welcome FAN :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 FAN, you always confuse me with your posts. This one is no different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yevgeni Luchenkov Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 A FAN announcement is always a pleasant read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon1 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 May your missiles fly straight, FAN. Welcome to the battlefield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted January 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 FAN, you always confuse me with your posts. This one is no different. Consistency is one of our strong suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Welcome to the conflict, FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Give 'em hell, FAN! //For Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Land of True Israel Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Welcome to the war, my friends! Give'em hell!! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 FAN \o Only good gonos is a dead gonos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 (edited) Glad to have you on our side this round. Please do not release mpol unless it is absolutely necessary. Edited January 28, 2013 by HeroofTime55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jazz Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 FAN: Trying to be relevant since 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 o/FAN For Jack Tarr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordShinnra Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 I for one am glad FAN is still around. They were one of my favorite alliances back in the day. I only watched from afar though, in a totally creepy way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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