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#1 Farnsworth

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:44 PM

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From the desk of the High Templar of Foreign Affairs


Some things in life are so improbable as to cause shock and disbelief when they're encountered. Indeed, some people will go to great lengths to discredit the bearer of such news. And still more will, perhaps unconsciously, construct an alternative reality in their minds in order to firmly reject such unbelievable notions. Who are we to judge the way in which one greets decidedly incomprehensible findings? After all, human beings, the most idiosyncratic of species, display a myriad of coping mechanisms. What I'm trying to say is this: Prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Fret not, though, as your beloved Templars are tirelessly arranging counselors and psychiatrists, therapists and psychologists, and a member or two of the clergy to assist each of you in readjusting your worldview to the new status quo.


Without further ado, it is with solemn reservation that I entrust you with this bit of astonishing information: As of sometime today, the official forums of The Dark Templar have succumbed to the pressures of the most vile and heinous of forces that have dared oppose the Templar Way. We appreciate your patience as we thoroughly address the matter. Updates as to the resolution of this issue are, of course, forthcoming.


:smug: "Good news, everyone!" :smug:



In other unrelated news, it's with pleasure that I draw attention to our stats. Below you will find what I believe to be all-time highs at DT in the areas of petty much all the statistics included, save ANS. Someone correct me if I am wrong (as if that's possible).




http://i46.tinypic.com/kqf03.png



:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Stay tuned for further updates in this recurring saga. The next installment will be under the auspices of Walt Disney and entitled Episode VII: The Dark Templar: New Moon, New Forums. Winter is coming?

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-Farnsworth, High Templar of Foreign Affairs


Edited by Farnsworth, 20 November 2012 - 02:11 AM.


#2 Dajobo

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:48 PM

I refuse to believe DT would have a forum failure.

#3 Lurunin

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:50 PM

Grats DT

You really need one of those "days without accident" calendars for those forums

#4 Scorponok

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:53 PM

LolDT
LolForums

They go hand in hand these days :)

Good luck getting them fixed once and for all.

#5 Emperor Marx

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:54 PM

Bob is responsible.

#6 AlmightyHero

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

Excellent Job DT! Your forums being down is just typical...

#7 Namayan

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:03 PM

We are all in the same page DT.

Our allies, our friends, both with down forums :(

#8 The Big Bad

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:07 PM

Congrats guys very nice.

#9 Farnsworth

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:10 PM

We are all in the same page DT.

Our allies, our friends, both with down forums :(

Come to think of it... I'm sure this is an intentional measure enacted by the Dark Templar leadership to show solidarity with our UCoN allies.

o/ UCoN
o/ DT

#10 Auctor

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:14 PM

dt's forums ftl. bring back the bob

#11 Starcraftmazter

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:53 PM

> DT
> Working forums

Pick 1

#12 Bob

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:59 PM

this is horrible

#13 King Wally

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:26 PM

The cancellation was sad but necesary.

I wish you all the best on the new treaty.

And I knew about this disbandment a month ago.

Carry on...

Edited by King Wally, 19 November 2012 - 09:27 PM.


#14 Ogaden

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:02 PM

Didn't you guys just have a forum breakdown like a couple months ago?

#15 Farnsworth

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:15 PM

The cancellation was sad but necesary.
I wish you all the best on the new treaty.
And I knew about this disbandment a month ago.
Carry on...

Wrong thread?


Didn't you guys just have a forum breakdown like a couple months ago?

Yeah, a couple of months ago and also several months ago. Then there was that other time that was about a year ago...

#16 Rotavele

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:03 PM

Down forums but up in NS/ANS. I like ;)


o/ DT

Edited by Rotavele, 19 November 2012 - 11:03 PM.


#17 Farnsworth

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 04:55 AM

:excl: UPDATE: The forums are back up (for now). Hooray. :excl:

#18 Kubla Khan

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:15 AM

o/ DT!
Incredible job guys

#19 Mayzie

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:35 AM

Your announcements about forums being down & back up again are getting almost as frequent as threads by Winner12345. Stop it.

It's about time someone reduced that ANS too.

#20 SoADarthCyfe6

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 11:10 AM

Some sexy stats there.

Congratulations




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