King Xander the Only Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Non Grata is happy today to announce this ODoAP with the New Sith Order. [center][img]http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/cduggan81d/inprogress/disastrousfatheraccords.png[/img][/center] [i]Non Grata and New Sith Order, I need to talk with you both. NSO, NG tells me you haven't been pledging to defend him. And NG, NSO told me all about how they wanted to launch an unprovoked aggressive attack and you refused to go along. You need to start behaving like brothers and at least considering helping each other.[/i] [b]Article I: Sovereignty[/b] I'm not here to tell you guys you need to be the same person. Like, literally the same person. That would be an asinine suggestion. [b]Article II: Defense[/b] Remember when that creepy registered sex offender was following NG home from the playground and catching up with him behind Jim Dellar's shed? I can't believe that went on for [i]months[/i] without you saying a peep, NSO. Don't laugh, it's not that funny. I'm just suggesting that in situations like this, the other brother should (and I'm just suggesting) perhaps do something to help. I wouldn't want to say you have to, but you two should talk it over. When you get the chance. [b]Article III: Aggression[/b] Oh, and that time that one of the fifth-graders called NSO a puke brains, so NSO slaughtered his dog, initiating a bloody feud that garnered national headlines and had your elementary school declared a national disaster area? Maybe when something like that happens, you can [i]both[/i] initiate violence [i]together[/i]. Like [i]brothers[/i]. I'm just suggesting it. I wouldn't want to encourage my sons to engage in violence, but I would at least hope they would consider it. [b]Article IV: Friendliness[/b] NG, do you remember that time you convinced NSO that the paper shredder was used for haircuts? I really can't have any of that from either of you guys. Go hurt and maim whoever you'd like (again, just suggesting it), but when it comes to each other, you need to be good. No spying on one another when the other kid is making time with little Suzie from next door, and definitely no calling anybody "poop eyes." We are still paying the settlement from that fire. [b]Article V: Withdrawal[/b] You two may want to someday not be brothers anymore. Frankly, as your father, I understand. But since you have grown up together and known each other your entire eight years on earth, I want you guys to at least give each other 72 hours notice. There is no debating this point. Agreeing to Dad's terms: [i]/s/[/i] [b]Non Grata[/b] King Xander, Big Spoon Stewie, Little Spoon ncc, Minister of Foreign Affairs [b]New Sith Order[/b] Rayvon ~ Emperor Dilber ~ Dark Lord Joe Stupid ~ Sith Lord rabonnobar ~ Sith Lord [center][img]http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/cduggan81d/inprogress/NSO_draft_bod.png[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 This is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Congratulations NG and El Presidente Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 And so it begins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 This just made sense. May we prosper together, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Dammit... I don't know if I can deal with being allied to Joe... 2 years ago I was pummelling his nation... I don't know if I can handle this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3mon Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 I like this. o/ NG o/ NSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Side King Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Stewie indeed does have a little spoon. It's good to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white majik Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Congrats to a fine pairing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Best of luck with this move NSO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 [quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1349830139' post='3039214'] Dammit... I don't know if I can deal with being allied to Joe... 2 years ago I was pummelling his nation... I don't know if I can handle this... [/quote] Oh you'll handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 I look forward to helping NSO burn things down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimm Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Very interesting. Lines being drawn yadda yadda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 This is a good thing. Congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon1 Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Congratulations to you both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Good grouping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilber Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 I look forward to burning things down for NG as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 congrats NG and NSO o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Congrats on your shiny new tie, NSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergerberger II Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 You deserve each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacapo Saladin Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 How unfortunate that we are now allied to these morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 I love the treaty guys. o/ Our allies in NSO o/ NG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrenster Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Easier for us to take you out all at once ;x. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 [quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1349830905' post='3039241'] Easier for us to take you out all at once ;x. [/quote] Friday's gonna be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Congratulations Non Grata. It's good to see NSO around more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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