Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [center][img]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5627/illuminatisymbolwallpap.jpg[/img][/center] I, Emperor Wilbers, Triumvir of THE ILLUMINATI am here to announce that despite our recent calamity we are still trying to get back on our feet. We dropped from around 90,000 AS to 20,000 in a day because of extreme situations involving two members. I'll get to that later. Firstly, I would like to announce that we are officially re-established and will be fully functioning as of tonight. We are proud of this, and would also like to declare TI a peaceful alliance. Recently we have had some serious internal problems with the ruler King Richard LV of Ducain, and mrmik00 of Mikhailistan. These two criminals of TI are dangerous. They plotted against the government of TI and are the causes of our great downfall, which all happened in a day. Take heed to these words: Do NOT let these insane madmen into your alliance, or anywhere near. Don't take them for fools, they are intelligent. They are only in the single digits of NS, but, their power is great out of CN. I must note that Richard is the "leader" and is the primary reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Joe Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) [quote]They are only in the single digits of NS, but, their power is great out of CN.[/quote] You must tell us more. Edited September 15, 2012 by Sniper Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Sniper Joe' timestamp='1347672271' post='3030329'] You must tell us more. [/quote] Well, Mrmik00 is about 7,000 NS and Richard is 4-5,000 I think. Currently they are BOTH applying to CoJ, so members in that alliance, please tell your gov of this. It is a LONG story, but the short of it is this: They accused me of denouncing the government wrongly, while I was in NpO. They eventually got a ton of people to leave and attacked several nations in our alliance. It was catastrophic, man. Most of our diplomatic ties have been broken. They screwed us pretty bad, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 That's nice, thanks for letting everypony know you want to be raid targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Gingervites' timestamp='1347672703' post='3030331'] That's nice, thanks for letting everypony know you want to be raid targets. [/quote] Oh, are there ponys that play CN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 We'll take it under advisement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 We don't get enough of these lulzy situations from lulzy alliances nowadays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Wilbers' timestamp='1347672875' post='3030332'] Oh, are there ponys that play CN? [/quote] Of course there are. CN is played by ponies, sponges, and crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namayan Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Is someone even protecting you guys nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Namayan' timestamp='1347674307' post='3030339'] Is someone even protecting you guys nowadays? [/quote] We are going to ask tonight for a protectorate. We have several alliances for us to choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1347673117' post='3030333'] We'll take it under advisement. [/quote] Becareful of their power Schatt. The good news is this alliance sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the bad news is it is an out of control freight train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='The Big Bad' timestamp='1347675116' post='3030342'] Becareful of their power Schatt. The good news is this alliance sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the bad news is it is an out of control freight train. [/quote] Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Wilbers' timestamp='1347674476' post='3030340'] We are going to ask tonight for a protectorate. We have several alliances for us to choose. [/quote] You might want to jump on that quickly, because right now you're a sitting duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Is that a new flag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Incitatus' timestamp='1347676844' post='3030347'] Is that a new flag? [/quote] It is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Gopherbashi' timestamp='1347676611' post='3030346'] You might want to jump on that quickly, because right now you're a sitting duck. [/quote] We are on top of it. We are waiting for a response from NATO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Are you all going to be any better than you were before about completing tech deals? I lost several million to you guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Farnsworth' timestamp='1347680607' post='3030360'] Are you all going to be any better than you were before about completing tech deals? I lost several million to you guys... [/quote] We are in NO way affiliated with the previous Illuminati. That is why we change our name to all caps: THE ILLUMINATI, and add a "THE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namayan Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Wilbers' timestamp='1347680965' post='3030361'] We are in NO way affiliated with the previous Illuminati. That is why we change our name to all caps: THE ILLUMINATI, and add a "THE" [/quote] i think he meant The Illuminati. Your nation has been on that AA for 67 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klinker Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Definitely a mostly lulzy situation. Good luck on getting on your feet though, as shaky as your feet might seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Namayan' timestamp='1347681499' post='3030364'] i think he meant The Illuminati. Your nation has been on that AA for 67 days. [/quote] What nation are you talking about? http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=502891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namayan Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Wilbers' timestamp='1347682244' post='3030368'] What nation are you talking about? http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=502891 [/quote] sorry about that. however, The Illumaniti dealt with farnsworth before probably a month or so back which is the same alliance you are in at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Wilbers Posted September 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Namayan' timestamp='1347683375' post='3030378'] sorry about that. however, The Illumaniti dealt with farnsworth before probably a month or so back which is the same alliance you are in at. [/quote] Ah, I see. I apologize to Farnsworth for this. I did not realize that. Was it just that we weren't paying you back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Which of these is a reroll of Terry Howard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comedian Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1347690980' post='3030412'] Which of these is a reroll of Terry Howard? [/quote] Ha, bout to post the exact same thing. Probably find out soon enough though, within the dozen announcements that will be cropping up from Illuminati this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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