Dajobo Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [center][img]http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/Sigma_012/PolarisBird.png[/img][/center] Citizens of Planet Bob, The New Polar Order takes the matter of global security as a very grave concern- Bob is, after all, the world we live in, so we have a vested interest in its well-being. And ever since their existence was declared, we in the Order have watched the rise of Anarchy Inc. with growing suspicion and worry. Since their inception, Anarchy Inc. has proceeded to taint our world with the seeds of corruption. Already their brood have enticed, bribed, threatened, and otherwise badgered many sovereign alliances into their fold, showing both that their aggressive Viking tendencies that have been present since the days of Valhalla before it have not faded but have instead rooted themselves as a core part of this union, and how far they will go to get what they want. This disregard for the safety or even the sovereignty of anyone not a member of their fold or their corrupt network is apparent not just in their attitudes towards other alliances, but to the common folk of our planet who simply wish to live normal lives without being bullied. And an undercover member of Polaris' intelligence service uncovered damning proof of their malicious intent toward these innocent and defenseless independent nations: [quote]<EaTeMuP|NpO|> Do you guys allow tech raiding? <Pansy> yep[/quote] Clearly, Anarchy Inc. possesses the will and intent to do what it can to make the world burn down around it, and to drag others down with it- aid packages have been sent from AI to their allies, and with their sponsorship of tech raids irrefutably proven, it's no secret where the funding for their aid packages comes from. It may be going to a seemingly good cause, but giving blood money to others is still money laundering and is yet another crime that they must be made to answer for. In order to assess the physical threat that this alliance poses to the world, Polar investigators were sent into AI territory to determine their combat capabilities. [img]http://frozenstuff.net/images/AnarchyInc.png[/img] The report of our field agents paints a disturbing picture of what the world will soon become should the Anarchists continue to build their corrupting influence: not only does Anarchy Inc. possess the highest nuclear weapon count on the planet, but many of these weapons are hidden in secret locations that are unknown to all outside their circle. Nations of the world, how long until those weapons turn half the world to glass? We of the Order cannot sit idly by while such a grave threat to world peace consolidates its holdings. They have the motive, they have the means, and soon, they will have the opportunity; Polaris, being the sole remaining moral authority of Planet Bob, will not allow for a bunch of drunk Vikings in possession of hidden weapons of mass destruction to continue their aggression on their terms. Therefore, to counteract their continued aggressive expansions, laundering of blood money gained at the expense of the people, and to remove the world's most destructive weapons from the hands of those who would use them happily on a whim, the New Polar Order hereby declares an aid war on Anarchy Inc. We are Polar, see our aid slots and behold our financial awesomeness. o/ Polaris [spoiler] The NpO and Anarchy Inc. will be competitively aiding allies for the next 20 days; the alliance with the most slots sent wins. Thankyou to AnarchyInc for this idea, and our Imperial Chaplain, Darth Actorbass for writing this announcement. [/spoiler] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 You're on. -Tron(on)ix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles V Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 YEAH! war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaTeMuP Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Roll [s]Tanks[/s] Trucks. This should be fun. Good luck! We have some good competition on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Thank you so much for this Polar! So much war, so few slots. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 These Vikings have made a grievous mistake in their possession of hidden weapons of mass destruction. To war! I'm rolling the [s]tanks[/s] trucks! o/ Polaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Time to shower my puppets in gifts, and take down the Polaris mennace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 What does the winner get after these 2 rounds of aid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 The terror of Polar's hordes of men with suitcases full of money strikes fear into the hearts of men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones Malone Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Dang. Read the whole thing getting ready for some police actions. I feel kinda let down now. Good show and good luck to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted August 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='Lurunin' timestamp='1344656486' post='3020733'] What does the winner get after these 2 rounds of aid? [/quote] Satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazardousdoc Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 We shall be victorious! Fear our dollar bills, FEAR THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='Dajobo' timestamp='1344656568' post='3020736'] Satisfaction. [/quote] Pft viceroy or GTFO Best of luck to you both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='Lurunin' timestamp='1344656486' post='3020733'] What does the winner get after these 2 rounds of aid? [/quote] There will be 2 winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon1 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Here's to aid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrenster Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I will be honest. I was had. The title killed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Polar...SAVE me!! By the way Random and Pansy, I refuse to wear the Damsel in Distress outfit. I am THIS close to employing the safe word. People have their limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='Rampage3' timestamp='1344656960' post='3020742'] Polar...SAVE me!! By the way Random and Pansy, I refuse to wear the Damsel in Distress outfit. I am THIS close to employing the safe word. People have their limits. [/quote] Oh shush, you. We all know you'll just hide behind me anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cao Pai Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='Lurunin' timestamp='1344656486' post='3020733'] What does the winner get after these 2 rounds of aid? [/quote] First dibs on the next pre-empt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I take back anything nice I might have ever thought about either of you for this thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostbest Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Lock and load! Aid slots, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Knowing Polar aid system I'm sorry to inform you Anarchy Inc, but you are fighting a lost war. Nice idea, I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoskia Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='TRON IX' timestamp='1344656859' post='3020739'] There will be 2 winners. [/quote] LOL... no... There will be only one winner... and we are going to eat you alive. Get ready for GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'm so happy, oh so happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 [quote name='zoskia' timestamp='1344657561' post='3020750'] LOL... no... There will be only one winner... and we are going to eat you alive. Get ready for GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. [/quote] No two. The best aider. And the ones receiving the aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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