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[b][SIZE=7] The following broadcast is an official Brain transmission. [/SIZE][/b]

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[b][SIZE=7]P[/b][/SIZE]ursuant to Article 2 of [URL=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=103198]The Globally-Conscious, Smart-Money Agreement[/URL]

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[SIZE=1][i]Huh, that turned out larger than I expected.[/i][/SIZE]

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Article 2 - Optional Defense
War happens. If one signatory is under attack, it should be understood by the global community that this document provides casus belli for the other signatory to get involved in the conflict should they desire such an outcome. Neither signatory expects the other's allies to get involved in the situation should it escalate, unless it is through another treaty or like document.
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The Brain hereby declares hitch hiking illegal on all GATO Interstellar bypasses.

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We have deemed this activity dangerous, and for your safety implemented a kinetic military action.

Duly sworn officers of The Brain began patrolling GATO's highways at 11:50 PM, sad but true Doom did allow one off with a slap on the... wrist, however no more.

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[SIZE=1][i]That turned out exactly the right size. How you doin?[/i][/SIZE]

Followers of Adams, let it be known that we have no hatred for you. Our allies are our only concern in this conflict. Reverently we’ve posted in the past how really big, you just won’t believe how vastly, mindbogglingly big it is… The urge to revisit that topic is great but let me assure you that this will not be one of those encounters. You may be among the very angry and who widely regarded that as a bad move. There is no point in acting surprised about it. We have a tendency to make controversial statements, though we typically don’t seek questions. Obviously, we all know the answer.

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Shane-o
mr3looc
[SIZE=1][i]Hate ‘em all you want[/i][/SIZE]
Freelancer (Acting CNS)

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Shpoink,
It laggered
Glarring toward the deep gaghecant ocean
With deep concentration
Of limphok mystery
And because of the waves ripple
That inpreded within the others
I sittered silently
Bloinking to the sound of its shwale
Like a smokey Hogan
That never grobbled
At anything else
Except for the gaghecant glass
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
I hate thy looks,
Thy big, bogus head.
Thy white shrivelled, withered hair,
That stinks like glabeshglum.
Thy bloody, bagshot eyes;
Thy long, hook shaped nose;
Thy pointed goblin ears;
Thy mouth which drinketh blood;
Red like the blood of the unicorn;
Thy teeth with distraught tentacles;
Long and sharp;
Thy horrible jaws with high cheeked bones;
Like those of beasts sitting on thrones;
Thy muddy, fraudulent face;
Adorned with pimples and rashes.

I hate thy neck like that Necadopolis,
Long with horrible hairy spines,
Thy muggy, bulgy throat,
With a terrifying, burly, droning voice.
Thy chest, big and puffy,
Hairy, and fat, and fluffy.
Oh! How thy armpits stink!
Tis' sweaty and smelly,
The cradle of boils,
Emitting uncountable gallons of pus.
Thy piggy and ever-consuming belly,
Fat and full of jelly.
And tapeworms own thy belly.
Thy thick thighs
Filled with meat, and beefy.
Thy skinny legs like hooked shaped pegs,
And lots of bloody dregs.

I hate thy skin is scaly, white and pale
Slippery with slime
And is beautified by pores.
It's rotten, stinks and is frail,
Flies lay their eggs on;
Worms and maggots feast upon.
Thy skin is adorned with ringworm,
Measles, roundworm and rashes.
Thy skin fades and falls,
Eaten contentedly by leprosy.

Yes, I hate it all,
Thou are as skinny as a broomstick (for I count all thy bones in a second) and yet as fat as an elephant (for I see naught but flabby flesh),
As dirty as a pig
Thou stinks like the rotten flesh of a skunk.
I hate thy looks.

I hate thy manners,
Thou art lazier than a sloth
And as stupid as a donkey.
As stubborn as a goat,
As mad as a bull
As haughty as a peacock (thy haughtiness is vain)
As wicked as a piranha which kills for vain pleasure.
Yes indeed, I hate thy looks and manners.

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[quote name='marslars' timestamp='1341119494' post='3001001']
My Brain hurts.

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Excellent. It's working.

Edited by wolfbrother1
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[quote name='Scorn' timestamp='1341119406' post='3001000']
I recognize this declaration of war with one of my own.

Delusions of Grandeur hereby declares war on the Brain for infringing upon my protectorate.
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SCORN! I love ya, but Goddamnit these things deserve their own thread.
Redo!
/me hits the reset button

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[quote name='unpronounced' timestamp='1341122011' post='3001047']
How does it feel to be a lapdog?
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Us ? My cohorts have answered this better than I ever would, however I must say you have no idea who we are do you ?

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