Julia Rose Vicious Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) [center] 2012 Vogon Poetry Contest? It's that time of year again on Bob! Accepting all submissions from the best of the worst poets in the universe. [img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/images/hh_vogonpoetry.jpg[/img] And as always, there are reasons why Hitchhikers gear up for this ear bleeding event. To hitchhike around planet Bob takes a lot of courage and mettle. You never can tell who you'll meet along the way, where you're going to sleep at night, or even where your next meal may come from. To hitchhike across the galaxy takes a big dose of crazy, a dash of guile, and remembering to bring your towel. We have some members who’ve hitchhiked to the restaurant at the end of the universe [img]http://www.bigscary.demon.co.uk/hitch-hikers/milliway.gif[/img] and back to Bob more than a few times and others who are on setting out on their first adventure. That being said we have a code of honor amongst all who choose this vagabond lifestyle. A Hitchhiker will always come to the aid of a friend in need. See a need, fill a need, be a friend indeed. Corny? Yes. Cheesy? Absolutely. [img]http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pafpy.jpg[/img] But our members are a hoopy and froody bunch who really have no “Grievances,” nor “Complaints,” [img]http://www.zookdutchnovelties.com/images/other/complaint-department.jpg[/img] about other alliances we have interacted with during our travels around Bob. Even when people are insistent on blaring the “Doom” song on repeat over the past year or so, rather than drug ourselves up by eating bad ‘shrooms or calling a goon squad to shoot up the radio, we much rather party into the night. [img]http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1105/hansel-and-gretel-hansel-gretel-mario-mushroom-demotivational-posters-1305128818.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0808/sexy-sloth-goonies-demotivational-poster-1218284213.jpg[/img] One of our favorite places to party? A place where we can always count on some quality rest and relaxation. [img]http://www.bellewood-gardens.com/2006/PR_Hotel_Hammock.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, our beach of choice appears to be overrun by a recent infestation of furry felines (strange because its so close to water). Thankfully many of our members have had their fair share of herding various animals in lieu of payment for hitchhiking. It’s time to throw on the chaps, thick leather gloves, and herd some cats. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=278yx7-niLU"][size="5"][color="#0000FF"]Herding Cats[/color][/size][/url] MHA activates [b]Article III: Don't mess with my Hammock![/b] (Mutual Defense clause) from [b][i]The Mostly Harmless R&R Accords[/i][/b] for our friends at R&R to start throwing wet towels on those GATOians. GATOween is coming early for us all, friends! [/center] P.S. Hi TimLee and Dre4m Edited June 30, 2012 by Julia Rose Vicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 I like a lot of MHA, but sometimes that is just how the cookie crumbles. However, this time you won't be able to rebuild over us in score Enjoy the ride down. It'll be smooth like this \ or |. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manis B Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 been waiting all night for this GUN JUMPER REPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letub Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Finally, we've been waiting. Please no poetry this time around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Brandon Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) You really never disappoint with your abysmal coordination. GATO has 2x your declarations... Edited June 30, 2012 by King Brandon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingAngel256 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 And so the bypasses will be built... Cheers Gato, As Timlee said, that's how the cookie crumbles, Hope everyone has fun blowing up pixels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 i love you guys o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Have fun MHA, don't whip those GATOians too hard with your towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 <King_Brandon> GATO has more declarations than MHA <King_Brandon> xfd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Julia Rose Vicious' timestamp='1341026280' post='3000288'] ... [obviously important stuff goes here] ... P.S. Hi TimLee and Dre4m [/quote] [10:19pm] Julia_Rose_Vicious: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=111913 [10:19pm] Dre4m: <3 Julia_Rose_Vicious [10:19pm] Dre4m: I WAS MENTIONED [10:19pm] Julia_Rose_Vicious: love you guys [10:19pm] Julia_Rose_Vicious: <3333 [10:19pm] Dre4m: Everyone shut up. This is my moment. [10:20pm] Julia_Rose_Vicious: lol o/ GATO o/ MHA Thank you for joining us for yet another dance. Edit: Should probably add more. Edited June 30, 2012 by Dre4mwe4ver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 I have been looking forward for this, good luck MHA and GATO. Kick some ass \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 thanks JRV, good to fight by your side once more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 I wonder how many declarations you get off with a week's worth of planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deviousfairie Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Good luck out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 OK so it's been six minutes, and three MHA nations have declared five wars (hi JRV!). Great blitz guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Finally. Maybe this will drag RnR out of Peace Mode and I will finally be nuked after 10 days of war. Best of luck to MHA, you're going to need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Interesting tactic here. I wonder how this will pan out for you. Would have been an interesting match up. But based on your historical results and the blitz you've managed this far. This match up dissapoints. GATO enjoy the free tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfbrother1 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Fnorkel purrs to thy gribbling wheezes, Thy fervulent glorps, thy schmalcendent sneezes; Fnorkel giggles at the gurpiest of fnorks, Fnorkelish fnorks, and rapschilious sporks; The purplified lost souls of poinks. Thy peeling grawps offend my delicate xylophone of spam, Yet I find my begurpled soul letting loose a barbaric YAWP As Fnorkel continues to purr, and sneeze, At thy defunkdified churgle. Oh, blood-red eyes and tentacles! Throbbing, pulsing ventricles! Mucus-oozing pores, and frightful misquotes! Pardon my infin/SPLIT/itive, while I recover From glurfishly poor attempts to poke Small, fninkel-wrought porks into Lewis Carroll poetry. Like a summer throughout which all of my Fninkle-flavored ice-cream-cones Melt with a glurpssshhhhiiiiiiinkish sound. While I snorfingly attempt to lick them! Prarg, thou turgly blunge did splurt And flurged the obious gungerwurt. In splomious geep the wargly turb did trunge the ibnorious fobleberb Wup! the flarmy orblesnarp wargeth, transidoniously the trundlenorp splargeth. But yea! the frappious hoobledrorg is gone O blarg, o blarg, killed by a scone! And yet the splantaneous phleg still plorgs In World Wide Web and cybersporgs. O speckled froth of gleebthung I sing your praises grepaciously! This fraxid toik of your frewishness... Gleps my unprunching haloi! So herked, so pointily herked, I stand now before your brezalnigs! Do you frequent peorious grancks? Does your globule slowly renarp? Oh Q-tip of magnofious nubfizz! I fear we may never truly know your oimishness. I hate your toenails. ...but Frag! WHere's my liquid paper? And when the bestials have knotted froeshness, Then will be wilted pickle have moral worth, Nebblesnatchitednessly as I munch upon its tangy somethingness. This is where the deal goes bad TL:DR Have fun and have a good war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katamaristan Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 [quote name='bakamitai' timestamp='1341026858' post='3000303'] OK so it's been six minutes, and three MHA nations have declared five wars (hi JRV!). Great blitz guys. [/quote] Clearly we're so awesome we don't need to blitz. [quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1341026970' post='3000305'] Finally. Maybe this will drag RnR out of Peace Mode and I will finally be nuked after 10 days of war. Best of luck to MHA, you're going to need it. [/quote] Oh man. You're in GATO now? I'm glad I'm not in your range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 [quote name='Katamaristan' timestamp='1341027330' post='3000311'] Clearly we're so awesome we don't need to blitz. [/quote] Ah, well in that case please excuse my floccinaucinihilipilification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) Have fun, GATO [img]http://imgur.com/mfGB8.jpg[/img] (picture related) Edited June 30, 2012 by Saniiro Matsudaira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lost One Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 o7 GATO Rip those towel dragging hippies apart what you mean I'm a member of MHA o7 MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 [quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341027245' post='3000310'] TL:DR Have fun and have a good war. [/quote] You should have put more effort into your wall of text then in your blitz... oh wait. [quote name='Katamaristan' timestamp='1341027330' post='3000311'] Oh man. You're in GATO now? I'm glad I'm not in your range. [/quote] Well, considering I've been in GATO for 611 days, yes, I am in GATO. And why are you glad I'm not in your range? I like having a larger nation to throw around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 [quote name='bakamitai' timestamp='1341026858' post='3000303'] Great blitz guys. [/quote] Why blitz when you can play prevent defense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krihelion Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Worst blitz in the history of blitzes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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