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An Announcement That Will Roq Your Socks


Lurunin

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[u]Preamble[/u]- Both the Pirates of the Parrot Order (hence forth referred to as "PPO") and the Nuclear Proliferation League (hence forth referred to as "NPL") come forth today to announce the upgrade our previously awesome treaty to a shiny and improved epic treaty.

[u]The Articles of Coke and Stag[/u]- It is well known that both our alliances would rather kick back with a cold, strong drink than to ever see a fight break out between them. With that said, if either the PPO or the NPL break this vow, then the victim will receive 200% compensation for damages done and a short poem, preferably one that doesn't adhere to any conventional standard of poetry, to be written by the aggressor.

[u]Fowl Play[/u]- When the vileness of CN’s fecal excrement strikes the gyrating wind pushing machine, the PPO and the NPL believe that actions always speak louder than words for one-another. While some actions are seen as louder than others, any action will be honored over sitting back and doing nothing but admiring the flowers.

[u]When Rum Barrels Run Dry and the Nuka-a-Beer No Longer Lasts[/u]- Unfortunately there are times when all good things must come to an end. If such time occurs then both parties agree that the treaty will stay active for 48 hours after cancellation with an additional 24 hours of peace after this clause concludes.

Signed for the Pirates of the Parrot Order:

Captain- Lurunin
Commander of War- SpliceVW
Commander of IA- general abmenaj
Commander of Recruitment- angus kahn

Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League:

KemMo, Prime Minister
Centurion Adamus, DERPUTY Prime Minister
King Wally, High Chancellor
Gofast2006, Consul
Smurthwaite, Warhead of Foreign Affairs

Gungir, Warhead of Defense
Houston, Warhead of Communications
MildlyInsane, Warhead of Education
Gosh175, Warhead of Economics
Vukland, Warhead of Recruitment

tl;dr...PIAT upgraded to oDoAP. You may now hail this piece of art or deposit your favorite first born as an offering

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I like you Lurunin, but anything below an MDoAP is a waste of time unless it's a NAP post-war. I mean... really? An oDoAP? Why don't you just agree to defend each other if you feel like it. Geesh. Oh, people will say that's what this is....

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