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To all who inhabit this sunny isle,

We at The Last Republic have been busy beavering away along with our friends at Menotah. During this time, we discovered that [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=106855"]our existing treaty[/url] no longer sufficiently conveyed our love for one another. We therefore present a shiny new (and upgraded) treaty which has gold plating, brand labels and a really nice phone:

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[b]Introduction[/b]
This agreement formally establishes the strengthened friendship and respect that exists between The Last Republic and Menotah. It stands to protect the safety, security, and prosperity of all their members through the mutual provision of information, aid, military and political assistance.

[b]Sovereignty[/b]
The Last Republic and Menotah will maintain control over their own affairs, although each party is encouraged to consult on matters that may affect the other.

[b]Non-aggression and friendship[/b]
Both parties agree to not engage the other in military or political conflicts.

[b]Intelligence[/b]
In the event that either party becomes privy to intelligence concerning the other, they are duty bound to share it in its entirety. Neither alliance shall seek to gather intelligence about the other.

[b]Defence[/b]
If either signatory is attacked, the other is required to provide military assistance if requested by the allied government. In the event that either signatory holds a conflicting treaty with another alliance, the participation in military action will be determined on a case-by-case basis.

[b]Aggression[/b]
Either signatory can choose to support the other in attacks, although such participation would be optional.

[b]Aid[/b]
Each signatory is duty bound to provide financial or political assistance at the request of the other.

[b]Cancellation[/b]
A ‘cooling off’ period of 72 hours from the point of notice shall exist, should either party wish to cancel the treaty.

[b]For The Last Republic[/b]
sojourner – President and Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Gary the 74th – Deputy Secretary of Foreign Affairs
StockHunter – Secretary of Internal Affairs
Brataslavia – Secretary of Development
Bernhard Klein – General of the Republican Guard

[b]For Menotah[/b]
Joey67500, President
Fireblade, Prime Minister
Bradford, Deputy Prime Minister[/quote]

This officially means we are no longer friends, but lovers.

The Last Republic would also like to take this opportunity to tell you all about our new website. It's much like the old one, but is completely different. Please feel free to pop by and give us some diplomats to play with - http://thelastrepublic.net/. Owing to a disagreement with our old website supplier, we regret that we have been unable to carry over embassies, etc, etc, so we politely request that alliances re-register if they want to have an embassy on our fair shores.

This concludes our broadcast.

Sincerely,

Me

Edited by Garythe74th
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[quote name='Mr Havok' timestamp='1329362393' post='2921446']
Just curious did you think this was either witty or funny? If so you should really think again
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He may have just been stating fact?

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