youwish959 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/0/01/NSOWhite.png[/img][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/8/82/Tetriss.png[/img][/center] [quote][b]Introduction[/b] The New Sith Order and Tetris are very similar alliances. One of our similarities is that we like each other (another one is that we hate most of you but that's neither here nor now). We like each other so much that we decided to sign this treaty that will probably result in a lot of “lolwut” and “no u didn't”. Honestly I don't really know why people expected better of either of us though. Anyways, here goes. [b]Article I: Peace is a Cake[/b] NSO and Tetris recognize that a high score means working together, and therefore will not engage in hostilities against their partners in crime. This includes unpausing the game while the other is on the toilet. [b]Article II: Impending Doom[/b] Both signatories will inform the others if they come across information that may be pertinent to interruption of respective world domination plans. [b]Article III: Aid is for the Weak[/b] Line blocks and lightsabers should be given to help the weaker, crappier alliance if they have found themselves to have failed. This is not mandatory, but is recommended in the spirit of this union. [b]Article IV: The Good Stuff[/b] Should one of the signatories be subject to attack, the New Sith Order and Tetris hereby agree to mutually defend one another by any means requested. This includes all manner of things like coalition channels, 3AM queries, and blaming Youwish. Should one of the signatories be subject to attack for fighting due to the obligations of another treaty (which is unlikely because we're both bound to get rolled at some point for our own dumb actions), the mutual defense clause of this treaty will be considered optional. [b]Article V: eLawyers[/b] Both signatories reserve the right to use their heads and request that the not-being-attacked alliance stays out of the conflict, in spite of the obligatory nature of this treaty. The not-being-attacked alliance should respect the wishes of their partner, but is not obligated to. The intelligent would see this as pretty common sense behavior, but the OWF is in no way intelligent. [b]Article VI: Extermination[/b] Should either party feel the need to end this marvellous treaty, handcrafted by Varianz and Hereno themselves over a pair of hot keyboards, they may spit in the face of our efforts and choose to end our time together. Reasons will be given in private for such blasphemy, and this treaty will continue to matter for 72 hours after the cessation of said awkward breakup conversation. [b]New Sith Order:[/b] youwish959, Emperor Rayvon, Dark Lord Anthony, Sith Lord Doppelganger, Sith Lord Varianz, Sith Lord Trekwiz, Master of Lies [b]Tetris:[/b] selena gomez, game developer pollard, acting game developer hereno, programmer of foreign affairs ali5541, programmer of internal affairs usmc123, programmer of game patent dane0, programmer of line completion game councilors: archer, granat, rhaemyr[/quote] Edited July 29, 2011 by youwish959 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Pretty good thread title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Haha. Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love you Youwish. Also inb4 I knew this x long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Congrats to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I hear that Hereno selected the largest gavel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali5541 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) Holy !@#$% Can't believe he actually did! inb4 bad things o/ Tetris o/ NSO Edited July 29, 2011 by ali5541 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilber Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='youwish959' timestamp='1311919294' post='2766752'] [center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/0/01/NSOWhite.png[/img][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/8/82/Tetriss.png[/img][/center] [/quote] God dammit youwish. I blame him. Also, FINALLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) but the web rabble rabble D: E: Also good to finally see this. Edited July 29, 2011 by WorldConqueror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote]Article I: [u][b]P[/b][/u]eace is a Cake Article II: [u][b]I[/b][/u]mpending Doom Article III: [u][b]A[/b][/u]id is for the Weak Article IV: [u][b]T[/b][/u]he Good Stuff[/quote] OH SNAP A PIA-, er MDP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I'm quite glad to see this finally come through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I do not support this thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1311919641' post='2766764'] I do not support this thread title. [/quote] I do. Me gusta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stuart Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 There is no penis in here!! Oh wait.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1311919583' post='2766761'] but the web rabble rabble D: E: Also good to finally see this. [/quote] treaty web be damned! [size="1"]*throws a wrench at it* *throws a banana peel in front of GOD* [/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tharbakim Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 <%KainIIIC> i know there's going to be a roll kean chant sometime during that thread ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1311919977' post='2766768'] treaty web be damned! [size="1"]*throws a wrench at it* *throws a banana peel in front of GOD* [/size] [/quote] He has 99 problems, but NPO ain't one. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1311919977' post='2766768'] treaty web be damned! [size="1"]*throws a wrench at it* *throws a banana peel in front of GOD* [/size] [/quote] *Eats the banana peel* mmmmmmm, tasty. Well, congratulations are in order I guess, so you have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I was caught off guard by the pe-- er, I mean, the awesome. You've treatied some good people, NSO. o/ Tetris o/ NSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) We only did this because we don't have to worry about having to back Kean up in a war anymore. Edited July 29, 2011 by USMC123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='Tharbakim' timestamp='1311920180' post='2766769'] <%KainIIIC> i know there's going to be a roll kean chant sometime during that thread ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! ROLL KEAN! [/quote] Now this, on the other hand, is a statement I can get behind. Roll Kean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trolumel Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1311919641' post='2766764'] I do not support this thread title. [/quote] Nor do I. It means I can no longer attempt to pursue you. Fictional penis. Hmph. Oh well. It should be titled, "MDP between cool people except Hereno." :-Þ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane0 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1311919641' post='2766764'] I do not support this thread title. [/quote] Oh really? The logs say you do o/ Tetris o/ NSO Also, for pollard. "LINES BEING DRAWN." Edited July 29, 2011 by dane0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalasin Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Interesting treaty. It was always obvious the Orders would go for SF though. OOC: I even hope they succeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1311921438' post='2766783'] Interesting treaty. It was always obvious the Orders would go for SF though. OOC: I even hope they succeed. [/quote] Dude... wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1311921438' post='2766783'] Interesting treaty. It was always obvious the Orders would go for SF though. OOC: I even hope they succeed. [/quote] You are the epitome of "idiot". You should quit reading between the lines. Edited July 29, 2011 by youwish959 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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