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Disparuean capital moved to new city

27 July 2009

Chancellor Lance Pikachurin [Democratic Party] announced that the Government is moving the national capital from Eterna to Jubilife. Chancellor Pikachurin explained that they moved the capital because of the "increasing traffic and congestion in Eterna". He told reporters that the Government needed a dedicated national capital, away from the border for protection. He explained that the move will reduce the congestion in Eterna.

Construction of the New Parliament Building and other Government buildings has already began, and they should all be ready for use by 28 July 2009. When asked about the fate of the Old Parliament Building and the Bank of Disparu building, Chancellor Pikachurin told reporters that "the Old Parliament Building will be used by the Ontario Provincial Legislature, and some of its wings and galleries will be turned into museums". He also told reporters that the Ministry of Finance will continue to occupy the Bank of Disparu building as it's Eterna headquarters, but main operations will be conducted at Jubilife.

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Government Stimulus Plan

29 July 2009

We have received reports that the Ministry of Finance has released a large amount of money to the Disparuean economy. According to the report, the Government has put together a new stimulus plan for the Disparuean economy. The report goes on to say that the money was originally planned for improving the national infrastructure, but the idea was scrapped since the infrastructure currently does not need any improvements.

It is estimated that the reported stimulus plan will raise Disparuean citizens' gross income by $2.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Queen Darach Assassinated!

1 August 2009

In a shocking turn of events, Her Majesty Queen Caitlin Darach was killed by an assassin during her visit to Jubilife, Disparu's new capital. Eye-witness accounts report that the Queen was killed by two shots as her motorcade drove down Jubilife's Main Street on the way to the Federal District. The Queen was fatally wounded, and died en route to the nearest hospital.

The entire City of Jubilife and surrounding areas are currently under lockdown in an attempt to detain the assassin. Roads and shops are closed, soldiers and tanks are patrolling the streets, no information may go in or out of the city (with the exception of emergency and government data), and security forces may search buildings without the need of search warrants. Security is also heightened in other major cities such as Eterna.

Chancellor Lance Pikachurin has declared a ten-day period of mourning in Disparu, with flags currently at half-staff. The Government of Disparu has not released an official statement regarding the death of the Queen, although we have received reports that the Disparuean Investigation Bureau has started an investigation.

Since the Queen did not have a designated heir apparent, it will be the Commons of Disparu's duty to nominate and vote on who will be Disparu's next monarch. The process will be conducted in secret, which means that the nomination and voting procedures will not be televised. The results will be released on 3 August 2009.

Stay tuned for more details.

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We send our condolances and also will enact a mourning period. We also offer the help of the Oberstes Korps in aiding the capture of whoever did this.

We thank you and your government for your kindness. Our Special Operations and Jubilife's Police Force needs all the help they can get to detain the assassin.

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On behalf of the Partopian Alliance, I, redrussia7 offer you our sincere condolences.

Is there any breaking news on who you think the assassin is? My nation, the Rough Parts Empire, has been dealing with assassinations and terrorist attacks recently, and we may have reason to believe these attacks are related to the assassination of your Queen.

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On behalf of the Partopian Alliance, I, redrussia7 offer you our sincere condolences.

Is there any breaking news on who you think the assassin is? My nation, the Rough Parts Empire, has been dealing with assassinations and terrorist attacks recently, and we may have reason to believe these attacks are related to the assassination of your Queen.

We thank you for your condolences.

The combined forces of our Special Operations, Jubilife Police and the Oberstes Korps have not yet captured the assassin responsible for this. However, the current investigation by the Disparuean Investigation Bureau seems to indicate that the assassin is not connected to international terrorist groups. The DIB also thinks that the assassin is still stranded in Jubilife, which means that he will be captured soon.

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Commons vote results are delayed

3 August 2009

Good evening Planet Bob and welcome to DNN.

Chancellor Pikachurin has delayed the release of the results of the Commons' vote for the new monarch by one day. The reasons for the delay are unknown.

In other news, the assassin responsible for the death of Queen Darach has not been caught, which means that Jubilife is still under lockdown. The Disparuean Forces' Special Operations and Jubilife Police have been joined by the USB's Oberstes Korps in their search.

Stay tuned for more details.

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Commons vote results released!

4 August 2009

Good morning Disparu and Planet Bob, and welcome to DNN.

The Commons has finally released the results of the monarch vote. But before we present the results to everyone, we would like to talk about the nomination and voting process itself, since the Commons has released some information about it.

It seems that several Members of Parliament and other important politicians were nominated, including Chancellor Pikachurin, however it was only Pikachurin that actually accepted his nomination. Even though Pikachurin was the only nominee, this does not mean that he won by default.

And here are the results of the vote.

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Thirty-one MP's were unable to make it to Jubilife in order to vote, while sixteen MP's chose to abstain from voting. 198 MP's voted no, while 205 MP's voted Yes. As of this moment, Lance Pikachurin is now our King, winning by a small margin of seven. Long live the King!

Lance Pikachurin has resigned from the Chancellorship in accordance with Disparuean law. This means that an emergency election for the position of Chancellor is coming soon.

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In other news, Minister of Internal Affairs Cynthia Celeste has resigned from her position. The Empire Party of Disparu, Celeste's political party, has told reporters that Celeste is interested in running for the position of Chancellor.

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Stay tuned for updates.

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We too send our most sincere condolences and deeply regret that Disparu has to go through this hard time.

Furthermore, as Governor General of Eagleia, I have ordered an Investigation team and a Police squadron to be ready to be sent to Jubilife, to assist in finding and capturing the assassin and any involved persons, as soon as the Government of Disparu gives the go-ahead.

The Foreign Minister of Eagleia has also informed me that the Flag at the Foreign Ministry will fly at half-staff for the duration of the mourning in Disparu.

The Government of Eagleia wishes all the best for Disparu in solving this case and further hopes for good diplomatic relations between our two nations.

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In the light of the latest update from DNN, we congratulate Mr. Lance Pikachurin in being chosen as the new monarch of Disparu. Again, we wish Disparu good luck and hope democracy will continue to prevail in Disparu as you elect your new Chancellor. It can also be noted we are willing to secure the upcoming elections in Disparu, as well as any Diaparuean officials deemed in danger, with several squadrons of our security forces if required.

The Foreign Minister of Eagleia and one Justice from the Supreme Court, are willing to attend both the funeral of queen Darach and the coronation of the new king of Disparu.

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We thank Sir Knowzilla and the Eagleian Government for their condolences and kindness most sincerely.

The Eagleian Police Squadron may join the Oberstes Korps, Special Operations and Jubilife Police in the search for the assassin. However, the Director of the DIB has informed me that they can handle the investigation on their own, and they would prefer it if the investigation remained classified.

If the situation becomes unstable during the Disparuean Elections, the Eagleian Police Squadron may help us.

Queen Darach's funeral shall be on August 8, and the coronation of His Majesty shall be on August 10. We look forward to your attendance.

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The government of Kitex sends its condolences and is currently activating three Spec Ops teams to look for the assassin in our nation.

We also thank you for your condolences.

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Assassin Captured!

4 August 2009

The combined forces of Disparu's Special Operations, Jubilife's Police Force, USB's Oberstes Korps and Eagleia's Police Squadron has finally captured the assassin responsible for the death of Queen Darach, along with two of his subordinates.

The trio was caught when they were attempting to send an e-mail to their boss. Since Jubilife was under lockdown (information cannot go in or out of the city), the technicians who were monitoring the signals easily managed to triangulate the criminals' location. The technicians instantly sent a squadron to the area in order to surround it.

The criminals were hiding in an apartment in Downtown Jubilife near the location of Darach's death. They did not surrender without a fight; some soldiers and officers were injured after the incident, although none of them were fatal. The trio is currently being interrogated by the Disparuean Investigation Bureau in an unknown location.

The lockdown in Jubilife has been lifted by King Pikachurin, and we are now receiving information from the city.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Queen Darach Update

5 August 2009

The remains of the late Queen Darach has been moved to the Oratoire Saint-Joseph du Mont-Royal in Montreal, Quebec. Her remains will lie in state until her funeral on 8 August 2009.

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In other news, the coronation of Lance Pikachurin has been moved from August 10 to August 11.

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A Special report from EBC International News concerning the nation of Disparu:

At 9:00 AM Disparuean time today, 2 Aircrafts from Eagleia touched down at Jubilife International Airport to return home the members of an Eagleian Police Squadron sent to Disparu to assist in capturing the assasin of the late queen Caitlin Darach I of Disparu.

From one of the Aircrafts the Official Secretary of the Foreign Minister of Eagleia stepped down and delivered an official letter to the Government of Disparu. This letter is said to have confirmed the arrival of Justice of the Supreme Court Lady Rabbitshia Karrots and Foreign Minister Longus Girrafus, from Eagleia to Disparu to attend both the funeral of queen Darach and the coronation of king Pikachurin of Disparu. The letter is also said to have welcomed the Government of Disparu to exchange Embassies with Eagleia and "establish good diplomatic relations between our two nations".

This is EBC International News from Disparu signing off.

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***Private message to the Eagleian Government***

Greetings Mr. Giraffus,

We will be more than happy to establish diplomatic relations between Disparu and Eagleia. We will send our diplomat to Eagleia as soon as you give us the go-ahead.

If you would like a specific design for the Eagleian embassy, please let us know.

Regards,

Lance I

King of Disparu

Master of Château Eterna

Rowan Atkin

Acting Chancellor

Executive Triumvir

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Elections Update

5 August 2009

Elections Disparu has announced that the emergency elections will be on 12 August 2009, one week from now. The following government positions will be open:

  • Chancellor
  • Minister of Internal Affairs
  • MP for Eterna North

Elections Disparu are asking all political parties to submit their candidates for the positions. As soon as this is completed, the approved party may begin to launch campaigns. The national debate in English will be on 9 August 2009, and the national debate in French will be on 10 August 2009.

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In other news, conspiracy theorists in the Internet have been lobbying that it was actually Lance Pikachurin that ordered the assassination of the late Queen Caitlin Darach. King Pikachurin has denied any involvement in the assassination, and demanded that the conspiracy theorists issue a public apology.

In response to the theories, the Disparuean Investigation Bureau has affirmed that the King was not involved in the assassination, and the results of the investigation will be released to the public soon.

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Stay tuned for updates.

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***Private Message to the Disparuean Government***

To the Government of Disparu,

We are glad to hear that. Please feel free to send your diplomat(s) over to Eagleton when your ready. The diplomat(s) may feel free to chose any available building in Eagleton to house the new Embassy of Disparu.

Our diplomats and the new Ambassador of Eagleia to Disparu shall arrive in Jubilife at 12:00 PM Disparuean time tommorow. As for the design of the Eagleian Embassy, any would be fine, perhaps a modernistic design to keep in with the style of Jubilife?

We look forward to a brighter future together,

Longus Giraffus,

Foreign Minister of Eagleia

Squirtler Acorns,

Deputy Prime Minister of Eagleia

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***The following is a public message***

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(Speaker for the Foreign Minister of Eagleia talking)-

Today we are happy to announce the beginning of formal diplomatic relations with the Federation of Disparu. Our two nations will be exchanging embassies shortly, and our Foreign Minister and Justice Lady Rabbitshia shall be attending both the funeral of the late Queen of Disparu and the coronation of the new monarch of Disparu. Eagleia and Disparu have much in common, and we can now work together for a greater and brighter future.

In other news, we have received notification from Disparu that Lance Pikachurin, the new king of Disparu, has been accused by conspiracy theorists on the Internet that it was he who ordered the assassination of the late queen of Disparu. It has already been confirmed by the Disparuean Investigation Bureau that Mr. Pikachurin was not involved. It should be known that the Government of Eagleia supports Mr. Pikachurin in denying any involvement at all. Furthermore, we recognize Lance Pikachurin as the new Disparuean monarch, constitutionally chosen by the House of Commons of Disparu.

We also look forward to the elections coming up in Disparu and watch with great interest, and hope it is successfully concluded without any violence or unrest. We know that Disparu as a nation, can continue to uphold their democracy, as much as we do here in Eagleia.

We look forward to greater diplomatic relations between the two nations of Disparu and Eagleia.

--Thank you.

[Official Government Broadcast on EBC]

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Foreign Relations with Eagleia and Kitex

6 August 2009

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has confirmed that Disparu will be exchanging embassies with the nations of Eagleia and Kitex, and has formally began diplomatic relations with the two nations.

The Kitexian Ambassador to Disparu will be Jada (see second update), while the Eagleian Ambassador to Disparu is currently unknown (see first update). The nations' embassies will be the first two embassies within Disparu, with the exception of The Democratic Order's current Disparuean embassy in Eterna, and the first two embassies to occupy Jubilife's Diplomatic Quarters.

The Disparuean Ambassador to Kitex will be Jorge Samuelson, a well-known officer known for his work in the MoFA. He and his staff will arrive in Shiftyville, Kitex's capital, on 4 September 2009, when the Embassy of Disparu's headquarters has been constructed and prepared.

The Disparuean Ambassador to Eagleia will be Donna Phillips, the previous Canadian Ambassador to the UK before the Crisis. She and her staff will arrive in Eagleton, Eagleia's capital, next week.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Updates:

1. We have received reports from the Eagleian Broadcasting Corporation that the Eagleian Ambassador to Disparu will be Mr. George Hanover, assisted by his Deputy Ambassador Mrs. Mary Mackenzie.

2. The Kitexian Ambassador to Disparu has been replaced by Mr. John.

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Funeral of the late Queen Darach

8 August 2009

Today was a rainy and gloomy day, as if the heavens were also mourning the passing of the late Queen Darach.

The funeral was held at 4:30 PM EST, when a mass was held in honour of Queen Darach at the Oratoire Saint-Joseph du Mont-Royal. Every single Member of Parliament and Senator attended the mass, as well as King Pikachurin, Darach's relatives and personal friends, Lady Rabbitshia Karrots (Eagleian Supreme Court Justice), Mr. Longus Girrafus (Eagleian Foreign Minister), media reporters and members, and civilians who managed to gain access to the mass. Outside the cathedral, thousands of well wishers watched the mass on screens outside. Several people gave speeches in honour of the late Queen.

The mass ended at approximately 6:00 PM EST, the casket was covered with the Disparuean flag, and was brought out of the cathedral. The Disparuean anthem, Le Festin, and the Royal Anthem, Oración, was played by a military band before the casket was placed in the Royal Hearse and began to head towards Darach's final resting place. Thousands of well wishers lined up in the streets in order to pay their respects.

The Royal Hearse finally arrived at the cemetery at 7:30 PM EST, and after a speech by King Pikachurin, the casket was lowered into the ground.

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Disparuean Emergency Elections - English Debate

9 August 2009

Tonight is the English debate for the Disparuean Emergency Elections! The politicians running for Chancellor will be debating in the National Arts Centre in Jubilife.

Some of the topics of the debate includes foreign affairs, resources, finance and the Disparuean workforce. The debate will last approximately two hours.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Election Day in Disparu

12 August 2009

Today is Election Day in Disparu!

Running for the position of Chancellor are; Deliah Ketchum of the Democratic Party, Cynthia Celeste of the Empire Party, and Jack Pollockson of the Green Party.

Running for the position of Minister of Internal Affairs are; Lisa Agatha of the Democratic Party, Henry Mudridge of the Empire Party, and Camille Alden of the Green Party.

Running for the position of MP for Eterna North are; Keith Harris for the Democratic Party, Robert Burleson for the Empire Party, and Denise Colley for the Green Party.

We will announce the final results of the election tommorow morning.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Emergency Election Results

13 August 2009

Good afternoon, Disparu. The results of the elections have been finalized.

For the position of MP for Eterna North, Keith Harris of the Democratic Party has won the elections. Eterna North will continue to have a Democratic Party representative for the next four years.

For the position of Minister of Internal Affairs, Lisa Agatha of the Democratic Party has won by a landslide.

And for the position of Chancellor, Cynthia Celeste of the Empire Party has surprisingly won the election.

Stay tuned for updates.

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