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The treaty that will never, ever, exist

Posted by Sardonic , in NPO, New Pacifc Order, Horses 27 April 2011 - * * * * * · 294 views

Author's note: this is entirely a parody and is not something we would ever implement, even if we were in a position to so.  It is designed to be a thought experiment as to how "evil" one can make terms.

The undersigned alliances, having engaged each other in combat, one of them having fought valiantly against the another, agree to...


GOONS membership's real opinions regarding the war

Posted by Sardonic , in Pubbie Tears, Horses, GOONS 21 February 2011 - - - - - - · 338 views

a goon said:

I am a newbie and I have no idea what I am doing and I've made on NSO and one Olympus surrender.

This past week, Sirwilliam produced a check-in google doc which contained a space for members to voice their opinions regarding the war.  The response was overwhelming.  The majority of the alliance has already weighed...


Highlights from WCE: Director's Cut

Posted by Sardonic , 05 November 2010 - * * * * * · 281 views

It recently came to my attention that there was a second, higher channel than #strategos.  This channel, #redtech was where the higher government members of the WCE coalition briefly assembled.  The channel did not last long, however, as the coalition was disbanded for the reasons highlighted in the last WCE entries.

Let the backpedaling...


The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality

Posted by Sardonic , in Tech Raiding, Methrage, Mercy Board, EoG List 16 October 2010 - * * * * - · 1,966 views

One of the largest misconceptions about GOONS is the function and nature of the mercy board.  I would like to take the time to dispel any myths and misconceptions about the mercy board.  I have created two flowcharts to help illustrate my points.
Consider this chart as you read on:
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Highlights from WCE: BONUS: upn.txt

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - * * * * - · 369 views

[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> fault?
[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> that there was no war?
[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> I suppose GOONs didn't want one so they accepted money
Oh, Peggy!

It is nice that after pages upon pages of leaking other people's logs, I get to...


Highlights from WCE: Part 20

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - - - - - - · 258 views

[22:31] <%Rebel_Virginia> Let's win it.
[22:32] <%bzelger[STA]> I don't like leaving the Ninjas or FnKA out there longer than necessary if we're going in soon
[22:32] <%TehChron> Mhm
[22:32] <%TehChron> but they picked that fight for a reason
[22:32] <%TehChron> so lets not let that reason go to waste

No, actually...


Highlights from WCE: Part 19

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - - - - - - · 137 views

[21:03] <@HeroofTime55> Guys can we get someone to run the numbers
[21:03] <%WARLORD44[UPN-MoD]> which numbers
[21:03] <%Biff[CoJ]> We ran one of the opposition a while back
[21:04] <@HeroofTime55> How big each of the sides are
[21:04] <%Biff[CoJ]> I'm waiting for the accountant to come back from the...


Highlights from WCE: Part 18

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - - - - - - · 173 views

[20:52] <@Poyples> <%bzelger[STA]> it may be better to just make it over the unquestionably "real" member who was attacked
[20:52] <%pd73bassman[NoR]> Hoo has been very pro NoR as of late so maybe
[20:52] <%pezstar> AZTEC could also chain in via us. There are multiple ways in your list to bring in C&G. Just as a...


Highlights from WCE: Part 17

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - - - - - - · 120 views

[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> It's up to Tyga
[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> I'll sell it as hard as I can "p
[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> *:P
[20:45] <%Thrash[Invicta]> we also need a day or so to discuss.
[20:45] <%pd73bassman[NoR]> Bud, you may have to smack the chef
[20:45] <@bud> though with STA in this group i...


Highlights from WCE: Part 16

Posted by Sardonic , 09 October 2010 - - - - - - · 143 views

[20:32] <@Poyples> I still prefer the smashing the hell out of the one GOON transgressing
[20:32] <%pezstar> Then GOONS is forced to agress.
[20:32] <%Biff[CoJ]> Yeah, they'll just move the goalpost if you clear this one.
[20:32] <@Poyples> and see how their 'raiders are on their own' policy stands up

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