The Goon Experience

Author's note: this is entirely a parody and is not something we would ever implement, even if we were in a position to so.  It is designed to be a thought experiment as to how "evil" one can make terms.

Preamble
The undersigned alliances, having engaged each other in combat, one of them having fought valiantly against the another, agree to...

a goon said:

This past week, Sirwilliam produced a check-in google doc which contained a space for members to voice their opinions regarding the war.  The response was overwhelming.  The majority of the alliance has already weighed...

It recently came to my attention that there was a second, higher channel than #strategos.  This channel, #redtech was where the higher government members of the WCE coalition briefly assembled.  The channel did not last long, however, as the coalition was disbanded for the reasons highlighted in the last WCE entries.

Let the backpedaling...

One of the largest misconceptions about GOONS is the function and nature of the mercy board.  I would like to take the time to dispel any myths and misconceptions about the mercy board.  I have created two flowcharts to help illustrate my points.
Consider this chart as you read on:


Myth:...

[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> fault?
[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> that there was no war?
[23:53] <Peggy_Sue|UPN> I suppose GOONs didn't want one so they accepted money
Oh, Peggy!

It is nice that after pages upon pages of leaking other people's logs, I get to...

[22:31] <%Rebel_Virginia> Let's win it.
[22:32] <%bzelger[STA]> I don't like leaving the Ninjas or FnKA out there longer than necessary if we're going in soon
[22:32] <%TehChron> Mhm
[22:32] <%TehChron> but they picked that fight for a reason
[22:32] <%TehChron> so lets not let that reason go to waste

No, actually...

[21:03] <@HeroofTime55> Guys can we get someone to run the numbers
[21:03] <%WARLORD44[UPN-MoD]> which numbers
[21:03] <%Biff[CoJ]> We ran one of the opposition a while back
[21:04] <@HeroofTime55> How big each of the sides are
[21:04] <%Biff[CoJ]> I'm waiting for the accountant to come back from the...

[20:52] <@Poyples> <%bzelger[STA]> it may be better to just make it over the unquestionably "real" member who was attacked
[20:52] <%pd73bassman[NoR]> Hoo has been very pro NoR as of late so maybe
[20:52] <%pezstar> AZTEC could also chain in via us. There are multiple ways in your list to bring in C&G. Just as a...

[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> It's up to Tyga
[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> I'll sell it as hard as I can "p
[20:45] <%bzelger[STA]> *
[20:45] <%Thrash[Invicta]> we also need a day or so to discuss.
[20:45] <%pd73bassman[NoR]> Bud, you may have to smack the chef
[20:45] <@bud> though with STA in this group i...

[20:32] <@Poyples> I still prefer the smashing the hell out of the one GOON transgressing
[20:32] <%pezstar> Then GOONS is forced to agress.
[20:32] <%Biff[CoJ]> Yeah, they'll just move the goalpost if you clear this one.
[20:32] <@Poyples> and see how their 'raiders are on their own' policy stands up
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