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[font="Impact"][size="5"]The Ministry of Seaworthiness Presents[/size][/font]

[size="7"]An Important SLCB Announcement[/size]
[size="6"]For you to Consume[/size]

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Just as a point of interest, I'd like to take this opportunity to share with you that we, in our infinite seaworthiness have got our boxes together and assembled a brand new spankin' government regime that hopefully can surpass the incompetence of the previous one. We're here, we're determined, and we're seaworthy.

General: porksaber
General: comrade goby
General: erwin schrodinger

Director of Defense: caustic
Director of Finance: stOAKEd
Director of Internal Affairs: KurtCobain
Director of Foreign Affairs: Magnum
Director of Culture: Multi

Advisor: Tiznoast
Advisor: Fausty Bizzle

*Replacing Jorost as official FLOATER of SLCB, is WickedJ of Athens! Please query to congratulate him on this noteworthy career milestone. He has been presented with a very nice plaque and a desk set.

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1283222533' post='2436493']
Thanks, Porky :wub:

Though, is it too late to ask WTF this job exactly is
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WickedJ...

do i have to remind you?

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[quote name='hizzy' timestamp='1283223977' post='2436517']
while the incompetence of the previous regime is unfortunate, the current regime's ability to surpass it doesn't look promising.
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Average intelligence

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Hi guys,
Allow me to introduce myself. I can hear many of you screaming, "no", but it was actually a command, not a request. I am Schrödinger. I have been General for almost a year now. I don't know why, but I really don't do anything. If you could, please contact me on IRC so I have something to do. Perhaps tell me you found a spy in your alliance from our alliance, so I can argue with you on how that is quite impossible, as [s]our spies would never get caught[/s] we don't spy.

In other news, congratulations to our new floater. I wish him the best of luck, as Jorost was unable to keep the position. We'll be in close contact, WickedJ. ;)

Brutilius, Magnum touches everything. We figured if we just gave him something to touch by himself, he would stop touching us so creepily.

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