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A Press Release from The Corporation and CSN


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Corp and CSN Upgrade to MDP

OWRP, PLANET BOB – Jan. 17, 2010

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The Corporate Commonwealth Profitability Plan; Q1 2010

The Corporation (Corp) and The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations (CSN) have been allies, and dare I say, friends for some time now. Corporate stockholders demand some kind of return on their investment, and as such it was mandated that we would review the merits of being allies with CSN.

Here are the findings:

As you know, who your friends and what your beliefs are on Planet Bob is less important than ensuring you are on the profitable side of things. As the below charts show, it is clear that both Corp and CSN feel the side they share is the winning side, as they share a large number of allies. This requires they continue to be allies, as it is more efficient.

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Since becoming allies, Corp and CSN have been involved in our share of events. As the chart below clearly shows, Corp-CSN cooperation in global wars = a winning combination:

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Lastly, as both entities believe that our members are the most important thing, here is a graph of how much both alliances respect two of our better know members:

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With all this unrefutable evidence, it became clear that the relationship between CSN and Corp now required an MDoAP. As such, both alliances agree to peace, that they are separate entities, that they will send aid to each other if requested, that if one gets attacked the other will provide immediate military support, that if one attacks someone, the other can help but doesn’t have to. Should this relationship become unprofitable, it will be terminated after 72 hours notice.

Signed for The Corporation;

iClean, Chief Executive Officer

Kevin McDonald, Chairman

ASROCK, Chief Administrative Officer

Obiwan, Chief Finance Officer

LegendoftheSkies, Chief Communications Officer

Bungalo Bill, Chief Security Officer

Signed for The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations;

Goose *hic*, Head of State *hic*, Warmonger of GUARD *hic*, Hater of Huggles *hic*, and Old Man with a Cane *hic*,

Arouet, Deputy Head of State, Goose's Maligned Conscience, Eagle, Preacher of the Word of the Bird

Allied_Threat, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Preacher of Warmonger, Conscientious Objector to the War That's in My Mind, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum.

Hetman Vladislav, Minister of Defense, Generalissimo of CSN, Turner of heads into coleslaw, AT's minion, Über level 33 paladin

GinoTheRoman, Minister of the Interior, Founder of the Commonwealth, Destroyer of Stupidity and Ignorance, and The Italian Michael Jackso

**Please note no WickedJs or Archers were harmed in the making of this treaty.

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