Kevin McDonald Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Corp and CSN Upgrade to MDP OWRP, PLANET BOB – Jan. 17, 2010 The Corporate Commonwealth Profitability Plan; Q1 2010 The Corporation (Corp) and The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations (CSN) have been allies, and dare I say, friends for some time now. Corporate stockholders demand some kind of return on their investment, and as such it was mandated that we would review the merits of being allies with CSN. Here are the findings: As you know, who your friends and what your beliefs are on Planet Bob is less important than ensuring you are on the profitable side of things. As the below charts show, it is clear that both Corp and CSN feel the side they share is the winning side, as they share a large number of allies. This requires they continue to be allies, as it is more efficient. Since becoming allies, Corp and CSN have been involved in our share of events. As the chart below clearly shows, Corp-CSN cooperation in global wars = a winning combination: Lastly, as both entities believe that our members are the most important thing, here is a graph of how much both alliances respect two of our better know members: With all this unrefutable evidence, it became clear that the relationship between CSN and Corp now required an MDoAP. As such, both alliances agree to peace, that they are separate entities, that they will send aid to each other if requested, that if one gets attacked the other will provide immediate military support, that if one attacks someone, the other can help but doesn’t have to. Should this relationship become unprofitable, it will be terminated after 72 hours notice. Signed for The Corporation; iClean, Chief Executive Officer Kevin McDonald, Chairman ASROCK, Chief Administrative Officer Obiwan, Chief Finance Officer LegendoftheSkies, Chief Communications Officer Bungalo Bill, Chief Security Officer Signed for The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations; Goose *hic*, Head of State *hic*, Warmonger of GUARD *hic*, Hater of Huggles *hic*, and Old Man with a Cane *hic*, Arouet, Deputy Head of State, Goose's Maligned Conscience, Eagle, Preacher of the Word of the Bird Allied_Threat, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Preacher of Warmonger, Conscientious Objector to the War That's in My Mind, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum. Hetman Vladislav, Minister of Defense, Generalissimo of CSN, Turner of heads into coleslaw, AT's minion, Über level 33 paladin GinoTheRoman, Minister of the Interior, Founder of the Commonwealth, Destroyer of Stupidity and Ignorance, and The Italian Michael Jackso **Please note no WickedJs or Archers were harmed in the making of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Well, that took long enough to get signed. Glad to finally get this on paper with you guys... yes, even Wicked. Edited January 18, 2010 by Balder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 o/ CORP o/ CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 CSN seems to be signing lots of treaties recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats to The Corporation and CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syan Wilmont Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congratz guys. Two great alliance right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Proud to have my name on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Glad to upgrade, now i can get better insider trading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 You guys should listen to me and WickedJ. Anyway, awesome to have this signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I find this image in particular to be very accurate: On that basis, I'd like to congratulate you on this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 CSN seems to be signing lots of treaties recently. This is an upgrade good sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congratulations guys, good upgrade. However you shall be hearing from our lawyers regarding lack of harm towards WickedJ and the one always to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
general sonlar Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Yo, congratulations and stuff. I like both alliances in here, especially CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo777 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats o/CSN and Corp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanatar Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congratulations to two of my most favorite alliances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats, and nice presentation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats to both Corp and CSN Archiepooh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Excellent statistics. edit: but lack of Directors' signatures is lame. It's not like we run the alliance or anything. Edited January 18, 2010 by Lord Brendan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Oh god Kev's breaking out the charts again. Also glad to be allied to CSN once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Capitalism is an evil that must be wiped from this earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Excellent statistics. edit: but lack of Directors' signatures is lame. It's not like we run the alliance or anything. hey i didnt even get to sign this and the theme was my idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 22:07 Star I want to clear that up. 22:08 Star TYR listens to WickedJ. 22:08 Star In fact, he has SOP in our channel. 22:08 Star Saying that we don't count is wrong, and rude. Thank you, and good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 22:07 Star I want to clear that up.22:08 Star TYR listens to WickedJ. 22:08 Star In fact, he has SOP in our channel. 22:08 Star Saying that we don't count is wrong, and rude. Thank you, and good day. Of course it would be Lanna who would challenge my data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats CSN corp you done good here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Congrats CSN corp you done good here. Oh so you approve of this treaty? Pfft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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