Subtleknifewielder Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Well, that announcement gets credit for originality and humor, at least... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 (edited) [Fanzo threw a Barbie in the fire and strangled a Krusty toy]Bigbull: Why is it destroying other toys? dev0win: It mst be programmed to do so to eliminate competition. Bigbull: You mean like Microsoft? dev0win: Yeah. Edited November 28, 2009 by Imploding Diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 3rd page again lnk slacker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 sekondo pe-ji katakana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Astron: Oedipus is the one who killed his father and married his motherKim Jong Sick: Argh! who paid for that wedding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 JOIN NATO **** Van Patten Approved **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Wentworth the Brave: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.Tommyknocker2121: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Wentworth the Brave: I don't even know anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Tristan: We like all kinds of corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 caleb ryals: This is so cool, sumpwa. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.sumpwa: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Bedeur: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Semi the Hard: "aren't words like 'paradigm' and 'pro-active' just words that stupid people use to sound smart?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Kim Jong Sick: dev0win, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?dev0win: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that? Kim Jong Sick: Well, in Sunday School, we learned that stealing is a sin. dev0win: Well, DUH. Kim Jong Sick: But everybody does it. I mean, we're stealing cable as we speak. dev0win: Oh. Look at this way, when you had breakfast this morning, did you pay for it? Kim Jong Sick: No. dev0win: And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing? Kim Jong Sick: No, I didn't. dev0win: Well, run for the hills, Ma Barker! Before I call the Feds! Kim Jong Sick: dev0win, I think that's pretty spurious. dev0win: Well, thank you, honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Aress: [about NATO]"It's just like Venice, but without the Black Plague." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Bedeur: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here's an analogy on how Anu Drake's thoughts on his SDI Anu Drake: Ah my eyes! Ze goggles do nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Anu Drake: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.[King Tom walks up] Anu Drake: Uh.. so I kicked the guys $@!! [King Tom grunts approvingly and walks away] Anu Drake: Now, if the berries are too tart, I just sprinkle them with a little confectioners sugar. [Natoans around him murmur approvingly.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Caleb Ryals: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.Hogosha: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime. Caleb Ryals: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 (edited) Hakim: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your $@! belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? Edited December 18, 2009 by Imploding Diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 that darth vador looks sickkkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 AtheistRepublican: "...this is the first toy made for children, by children, with all profits going to children."Warden: "Really" AtheistRepublican: "Well we're all somebody's children" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 BozoDav: Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 ooh hey there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Tallon: "Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded market and said, 'Me, too!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 JOIN NATO **** Santa Claus Approved **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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