Lenny N Karl Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Hakim: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) my quote ;p Edited October 23, 2009 by gstills22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Warden: Your old meat made me sick! bigbull: Oh I am so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp as an apology. Warden: This shrimp isn't frozen! And it smells funny! bigbull: Okay, ten pounds. Warden: Woo-hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Pollexter: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Mick Jones: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted October 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Njero: Hello, my name is Mr. Soronis. I believe you have a letter for me.PostMaster: Okay Mr. Soronis, what's your first name? Njero: I don't know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 calling Dr. Monthoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Anu Drake: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Njero: God. He eats like a pig.Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck. Njero: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that? He was hanging from a coat hook. Lenny: Yeah, he had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy. Njero: I've never seen him do any work around here. What is his job? Lenny: Safety inspector. Njero: That irresponsible oaf?! A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now?! Lenny: Umm, 316 times by my count. Njero: That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It boggles the mind! Karl: Yeah, it's best not to think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 JOIN NATO **** Van Cleef Approved **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 JOIN NATO **** Van Cleef Approved **** This was meant for the top of page 4. PS - join NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Mick Jones: 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Decius Brutus: If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Tommyknocker2121: Hakim, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Aress: I can't believe that someone I've never heard of wants to hang out with a guy like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Colonel Fury: "My van gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Tallon: This is the greatest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and... Karl. Karl: Aw nuts! (Looks at Lenny,Looking upset) I mean, uh... Aw nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tom Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 nato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 TonyBlair : "Do you kids want t be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 JOIN NATO **** Van Gogh Approved **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) Krozmar : "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions." Edited November 19, 2009 by Lenny N Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Pollexter: I believe with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.Anu Drake: Chief Justice of The Supreme Court. What great men he would join: John Marshall. Charles Evans Hughes. Warren Berger. Hmmmm, Burger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstills22 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 PYT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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