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Demonic Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 if i was new to the game, i'd join just b/c of that ad :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Captain V Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Though it's no longer new, my Fark membership is still running great after two years and only needs occasional maintenance on its beer, bacon, and boobie levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kahiel Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 /is part german, so I'm really getting a kick out of this reply Fark is better than a SlapChop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arcane Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) Oh.. and has it been mentioned that you proudly get to wear that beer bottle right over there? <-----------------------------that way Edited February 27, 2009 by Arcane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesehead Dave Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Fark is better than a SlapChop! The jury is still out on the WonderBoner though. /Been in Fark for a year and lovin' it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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